1. "I gradiated in the bottom tird of my class and now I are a srgent in mah poolice departnent. I can arest you. So donut arque wit me, I will put you in jail. I have a Gun with Reel bullits. And Maces. And a shockey thing that hurts real bad.

  2. Plano PD ---thank god this is not my Son. WTF is wrong with you.

  3. Someone- had i been there, i would have slapped her ass

  4. The young black man should get a job at the UN. He is a stud...

  5. I say the same thing about Gatorade being invented at U of F instead of FSU, given that it's named for their mascot. Had it happened the other way around, Seminole Fluid would be the most popular sports drink.

  6. o god I blew Angry Orchard peach mango every where. you are good.

  7. So funny. Of course, Louis Pasteur and his archrival Robert Koch were among the greatest people who ever lived. We owe so much of our safety and comfort to both.

  8. Thank you for saying this! There never were halcyon days of conservatism because conservatism is the byproduct of solidifying social dynamics of domination and subordination. Those that think of some good conservatism, are really fucking privileged to have flown this far below the radar until now.

  9. Mark Zookerboog never did give an ounce of care to his clients, all he cares about is the fact that he has more $$$

  10. Media "food shortages, fuels shortages, gas price hikes, covid, winter of discontent"

  11. o goddam you are good thank you i laffed my ass off

  12. Oh you don't inject it, it comes in a paste. Apparently apple flavor is the best.

  13. My cousin’s neighbor’s friend’s uncle said he used his dog’s flea medication and his broke arm healed immediately!

  14. In Australia, they just pee on it and it's healed. Magical stuff!

  15. O Dear Baby Jebus a Voice told me the same!!

  16. According to the sage wisdom of Harry Nilsson, two can be as bad as one; it's the loneliest number since the number one.

  17. HE wrote that??? No shit. I really had no idea. And I am Always Right and I Never Lie

  18. He's not even concerned about you being close enough to take a pic. Cool

  19. When she comes in with no mask, what if every customer in the store stopped and screamed like her about her endangering them and their lives/ rights? Wonder what her reaction would be then? Would love to see the tables turned just once.

  20. After what the catholic church did to Ireland, you pretend to be surprised. SMH.

  21. Finland and Denmark. Possibly the two most civilized nations today.

  22. In the aftermath of the Unite the Right rally, I was looking at pictures of the participants. I was thinking a lot of these people are some shade of brown or have some non-white ancestry. There was one dude who was darker than I am and I'm a light-skinned black person.

  23. Antarctica here. Nearly every native penguin that's gone overseas is locked up. It can be pretty embarrassing for the rest of us when we're just simple, honest penguins just trying to shit all over everything while just going about our days.

  24. Sweet Holy Shit you made me laff my ass off. Thank You.

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