Half life if it was woke :

*their/thems/xim help

I hated on a Rail. But then, I turned on the Easy difficulty.

on a rail was an absolute nightmare. Black Mesa really fixed it up

Yeah, I thought so too, but I don't remember why I hated it. Can you bring an example?

Therefore Doge shot three times. No sex doll or bloated creature of a movie star escaped! Not even [REDACTED]!

Ah yes, rule 1.

I think we need symmetrical memes so that this doesn't turn into a mess.

I don't think it's gonna be gabe's arm because whenever the community tries to predict something, Hakita makes it his mission to make it something else

Well, Sysiphus was added even though it was the most popular prediction.

something among the lines of “nothing harder than the grim reaper playing the bone cello”

huh? i wonder why mods deleted it?

[удалено]

What was there?

I like to think that this guy was one of the machines who conciously tried to defend humans. He was a great warrior won many battles, Guttermen and Guttertanks feared him. He was like a superhero.

Wheatley is Cave.

wheatley is innocent

Lol, this opinion is so unpopular that even in "unpopular opinions" section it's downvoted.

omg that's so cool

I'm so glad I have no idea what the context here is other than porn or something

Context is my brain.

Watched too much Half-Life porn?

omg thanks for this image

Huh, surprisingly non-cringe. I like it.

Cool build!

Oh shit "it" is referring to V1's armor, not V2. Sorry, I made a mistake.

He likes big noses. :3

love to lick on them nostrils 🤤 chew nose hair 😫

It would have costed you $0 to say that.

Huh? I mean, yes, why would I pay for saying something?

So many weird jokes on the internet lately, I feel like I'm losing sense of reality and going insane.

Turns out you're 13% robot. Check your left hand

Oh no, it's grabbing my neck ugh, uegh ukhh afhhkh

We need the location

Alberebequebeque street, New Mexico

Erm..... ferrymen are not necessarily sinners sentenced for wrath, they're sinners deemed virtuous enough by Heaven to be worthy of carrying out their will.

Oh really? Haven't checked terminals for a while.

So... you're saying...

Too much visual noise, enemy and character designs feel kind of overdone rather than base on simple and believable strong visual concepts like in Ultrakill, plus the backgrounds and enemies all use the same colour palette and visual language so they blend together. On top of that the weapons are so loaded with options they feel unintuitive and it’s hard to see how each of them can be useful

I like that in Ultrakill every character has a "character" (lol), I mean, some algorithm. I hope they add something like that to Reaver, because now I see Reaver's enemies as just dots you need to shoot.

Number 1 looks like a movie or a book.

Life feels like a wonderful work of fiction when you're as pure and wholesome as us! 🥰😇

Ok, now you seem creepy) Like, not creepy enough for me to see it as intended, but creepy.

that’s not how it fucking works

uhm, i may be stupid but why? I successfully installed half-life on phone. what's the problem with ultrakill? fast-paced gameplay? you can probably choose harmless difficulty and still have fun.

because ultrakill isn’t on phone

i mean... neither is half-life

while using the leviathan as a whip against it's enemies??? imagine it would be awesome

So... this means there will be a cowboy-hat-shaped giant boss later.

Imagine meeting the advisor, how it would have to hurt

I certainly hope they know what they're doing.