Spit it in your hand then wipe it across his forehead and say Simba!

I'm picturing like a hot girl doing this but I'm still hearing it in James earl Jones voice

I actually have a lot of police friends but the local small town cops where I live are kinda wild like they really do just follow you and pull you over for no reason other than to see who you are and who your hanging around with

that’s interesting to think about. so many people have crazy different theories about what happens after we die but what if it just ends up being nothing at all. is that realization more calming or depressing?

If it's nothingness that makes me sad right now.

I often think a humane option is prison or some sort of Canadian artic forest land buuls your own shelter hunt your own food

And it’s in great shape!

slaps rock yeah they dont make em like this anymore

I love it

Sitting on the toilet and your dick hitting the porcelain

Sometimes when it's ganging there just fine then it starts to get excitable

I try to play but I cannot stay interested like I used to

feminism didn't do this to her, drugs did

Tragic

Basic income

It feels a little gay sometimes

Atoms really like doing things properly

Dinosaurs turned into oil

Just because you occasionally catch me scratching my balls doesn't me I want my balls scratched

Yes

I think about this every single day

I agree, I good with poking fun & poking the bear on both sides, but they both shifted more hard left when it became financially & socially beneficial to do so.

Bill maher is the only one

the way reddit talks about how brains aren't fully developed until a certain age? That's mostly true; by the specifics are a year long psychology course, so I'm bot going into it here.

I definitely matured a lot since covid I feel so different so much more calm and reasoned I was pretty drunk liberal and erratic before

I work from home but if I worked outside the home I would with a mask if I didn't feel too bad. I had it last summer and I felt like death so I think it would depend on how I felt.

Masks are gay just get in there and tough it out

Universal basic income

Scissor me timbers

Yeah it's definitely not certain what it means

Did you.. did you think Colbert was not acting in the Colbert Report days?

Obviously he was I know but I mean the message between the lines. This isn't about colbert is all over them I watched John Oliver and listened to npr watched Saturday night live innever missed an episode of any of it

Colbert Report and his night show are two very different kinds of shows. It's not a sellout, it's just a different kind of work.

I enjoyed his night show too watched every night until covid started then it all became unbearable

She's super hot