1. Don’t use your hands to play. Use a piece of string or feather on a string

  2. They stole footage and then tried to claim copyright on it.

  3. You jest, but I had a burger in France once, and it was pink in the middle, pink!

  4. Did it used to go Moo or Neigh?

  5. "In a post after the ruling, Mr Fox said he intended to appeal."

  6. If you want to read the full judgment

  7. It's hard to tell from the photo, but does it have a revolving lid, or does time act strangely by it? Because Rincewind has been bounced around through the magic of the Disc so much I'm not sure it Death himself would be sure he was dead.

  8. Rincewind's life-timer is described as resembling something created by a glassblower with the hiccups in a time machine, due to his being hit by so much magic and being forcefully shuttled through time and space so many times. Based on the amount of sand, Rincewind should have died long ago, but the shape of it is such that the sand often flows backwards or diagonally, with the result being that even Death has no idea when Rincewind will die. This represents something of a curiosity to Death, who keeps the hour-glass on his desk as a paperweight so he can keep an eye on it

  9. Talk about how you love pineapple on pizza, or better yet bring in a ham and pineapple pizza for lunch

  10. Fun fact: the first Doom supported multiplayer via IPX/SPX.

  11. We just had a button to lock the door when someone tried to steal. They get upset but usually just drop the items and you can let them go.

  12. And what happens to the dropped items? Are they put back on the shelves or binned?

  13. Even the frozen stuff?

  14. ‘Have you got an accountant?’ he said.

  15. Seriously how do people with so much money have such bad taste. I've seen grotty student house shares with more style and character.

  16. It’s the difference between the Nouveau riche and Old money

  17. Would that even fit in our loading gauge? :P It looks super-wide to me.

  18. It would fit on HS1 and if they build HS2 properly it should fit there

  19. Are you on any benefits, JSA etc. if so you are entitled to free prescriptions

  20. I was on jsa but got sanctioned due to being in hospital on the date of an appointment. I'm in the process of appealing.

  21. Just as to the pharmacist that you are claiming JSA. Being sanctioned means that they won’t pay you for a number of days. You are still entitled to the other JSA benefits

  22. have a date with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters

  23. Unless they are in the correct position revertive to the night sky, I’m out of there

  24. Please don’t tease me with good news

  25. Use OWA and set the URL to the shared mailbox as a favourite

  26. Do the users have an E5 or E3 licence?

  27. No, but as a driver I will let a Hearse and the following cars out of a site street if they are waiting

  28. What’s going’s to be funny is if we get a Rwandan coming over the channel and claiming asylum.

  29. Can someone tell us how sending 300 people to Rwanda for £562,000,000 will help lower NHS waiting times, or build more Social Houses?

  30. Some Tory donor is making a lot of money off this. No way in hell does it cost half a billion to send 300 people elsewhere.

  31. The Home Office has committed to paying £370m from the public purse for the ‘Economic Transformation and Integration Fund’, designed to support economic growth in Rwanda. That’s before anyone has even been sent to Rwanda.

  32. When you finish you wait in a line and they give them to you. I know people who do marathons (and 10ks and whatever) who have a wall of medals. What I don't know is if someone collapsed at 20 miles if they'd get one somehow or if you do actually have to cross that line.

  33. You have to cross the line and cross it before the course closes. Lloyd Scott in 2012 did the marathon in a 130lb (59kg) diving suit, but because it took him over 8 days to complete it, he was denied a finishing medal

  34. The champagne was probably caught up in the new red tape around imports

  35. If you are traveling around London on public transport your best bet is to use a contactless credit card (or apple/google pay) if you don’t have one you can get an Oyster card.

  36. Looks like a new leader has been chosen

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