Almost had my first birdie yesterday, left it 2 inches short 😢

TWIST HIS DICK

“Owwww he bit me!” “Well don’t fuck with his shit right now man.”

https://giphy.com/gifs/11YdnfyG6qvuWk

Eat shit you dirty rat birds. Get fucked

I’ve tried so hard to make a Snake Eyes DH deck that isn’t complete ass :(

Once you kick the legs up it’s over. You have no choice but to fall asleep

I hope they refund Gerry, I got him in gold and hate the animation anyway lol

We don’t tolerate Gerry slander around here

Plz :)

I’m relaxing, I’m getting black out drunk and you’re leaving me alone

Pensacola Beach, FL. Haha holy fuck I didn’t even recognize it until I saw the guy in the floral shirt (work uniform for Flounders restaurant next door). Been to that circle k so many times…jesus

Bruh how are the terps so bad on these. There’s 3 options at my local store and 2 of them are .77% lmao

I fuckin love Pringles man

My parents’ neighbor who is rich as fuck and has multiple nice cars has some sort of protective bubble he uses. Put his Porsche inside the bubble before a hurricane hit and left it in his garage

“Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been.” RIP to the legend

Need more Kon. I know it would fuck up the dark and serious tone they set for this arc but Kon is the fucking man

Desert

I feel like this kind of draft disaster would set back almost every other team an insane amount. Niners are just like meh fuck it and continue being a contender no problem lmao

Went from Bronze to Legend for the first time ever this season using only Secret Face Hunter so I’d have to agree with you lol. Surprised Hunter didn’t get hit a little harder with this last round of nerfs

Git gud

Rest in Piss Lab Constructor

Some mech rogue just did this to me last game. I ended up clearing 1 of the 10/10’s but it copied after he magnetized more shit. I hit one with a freezing trap the next turn but couldn’t clear a 2nd 16/16 with divine shield on turn 5 unfortunately.