1. Rocket League is the only game I've played where hitting Plat means nothing. In other games, hitting Plat means you have a good grasp on how the game works with good mechanics. In RL, none of that is true, especially mechanically. I would dare say that everyone in RL is basically garbage until Champ.

  2. Tuck OP into bed and kiss there forehead as they whisper "Dont worry, you are safe little angel".

  3. What is your RL rank after nearly 3k hours?

  4. Your husband made YOU apologize? HAHAHAHAH HES SO GOOD. Classic manipulator.

  5. The assistant manager always wants you to serve old fries at the end of the night. No. Once they go to the back office the last hour of their shift to count money and do computer things, I’m going to let you know it’s late and has been slow, but just for you I’m cooking your fries fresh, it will be about 3 more minutes. I don’t serve old, cold food. I get that you break down the fry station because it has to be cleaned. But placing a tray of fries on the sandwich warmer isn’t going to maintain taste and flavor. The fryer still works. On my shift you can trust I will get you fresh fries at 11:45 pm. Write me up. Idgaf. Ain’t nobody got time for cold fries.

  6. "Oh woops I forgot to tell you I put habanero on all the cookies in the fridge. My bad, kiddo"

  7. When i hide behind trees the aoe still gets me, and my shield is a +4 dragon crest shield. I'm lv 81 on ng+, using a divine silver knight spear, and a couple pyromancies

  8. Why would you use a shield against a monster hydra that destroys your stamina? learn to dodge dude

  9. Look at all the comments, they're telling me to. I was just asking questions, dont bring attitude 👌🏼

  10. his large bucket. he refers to it as yulia as he slowly massages the rim LOL

  11. When I kicked down the ladder revealing the shortcut between the drake bridge and lower Undead Burg.

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