You just need this:

Entire structure to be torn down soon. No way this has permits.

And other words I googled this morning.

We’ve had about 6 vets as we’ve moved over the past few years. Half of them loved him, the other half were scared.

She thinks everything has to be an ad for oil and gas. In all fairness, it’s all she really is.

About as well as Calgary City.

A death knoll to his Daily Active User numbers.

New Vegas please.

He looked like he really needed to lie down at the end.

Elevate in an elevated box. No problem at all, then.

Well, in all fairness, Trump is on their payroll. He might have some inside knowledge, right?

The headline is word salad.

Commas are useful.

Neutered dogs are by far more aggressive to intact males. That said as an owner or a large breed puppy I certainly won’t be taking my intact pup to an off leash park where the vast majority of dogs will be fixed as they should be, and mine will be as soon as he’s done growing.

This belief is so wrong it hurts.

Sanity left the station a ways back.

I saw the bite taken out using a kitchen strainer to project the image onto the ground. Let’s just say it was underwhelming.

Was there a lot of small animals in your doctor’s waiting room?

If this takes off, I’d be happy to open a franchise.

I wonder what the ratio is between those that actually believe in that "cause", and those that simply are lonely and want to be part of a club.

Not much difference than a lot of “trucker” rallies lately.

I remember the acrobats that would perform over your heads as you gambled. THAT was Vegas.

Seems like they’re enjoying it immensely. Time spent together outdoors. My velvet hippo covets that time more than anything.

PP better reload his Tommies card.

Would a shop vac work?

SpaceX from Wish.