That guy is probably not writing short horror stories but his fantasies. Just saying

Fucking disgusting and hateful 😃

Tbf I suspect if those are real because he really goes into the details, but hey it's reddit. What can I say

looking at his comment history, I've found some pretty disturbing stuff

I just woke up and my day is officially ruined.

Don't forget to switch on the microwave after you put your phone in!

Should be just fine, the services of public transport are resuming and shops are opening. Just be careful of heavy rain and stuff and it will be just fine lol

176 glasses of milk

176 glasses of pilk

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Lmao I'm unreachable sometimes cuz I purposely ignore messages and phone calls...sometimes it doesn't end well tho when my school calls me

“Everybody jump on 3”

Jeez that would sacre the shit out of me

He's had sex with his brother, right? He pinned him to the bed and shoved his dick, right up there. His brother then later farted up his own brother's cum.

I was eating then seeing this, nearly spill the food lmao

What do you want to know about chloroform?

Seriously tho, does it instantly make people faint like in the movies?

No, you can smell it for minutes without passing out. It would only get you high a bit.

Interesting, thanks for the reply

This was a half joke and half my feelings. Dear Se auxs I love you, marry me 😔💜

Let's go get our certificate 🥹

Omg i didn't get rejected. Gimme ur ring size please

We don't need rings, we just need love 🤭

Yeah I don't want an aggressive pickle

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Laugh out love

That's enough Reddit for me today, and no I will not see y'all tomorrow before I finish throwing up

Thought I was gonna be murdered by 096 when I saw thr first pic

How come that the people with one of the best train systems in switzerland always complain the most about it… have you been abroad in europe before? There are not many like SBB especially in central and southern europe

Let say that user is experiencing negative experiences with SBB. Maybe SBB is not focusing much in services in that specific area, which means the services are usually less frequent or not on time on most of the days. On the other hand, the service level and reliability of the network is pretty impressive when compared with other systems across Europe

I love how that person asked "do people die when they're killed", like what answer do you expect?

It's actually a reference to a meme

Oh I missed the reference :( I wanna know which meme is that tho

Number 523.

God damn Dr. Bright, he always adds tons of work for those working for Department of Miscommunication

Tbf it is what it is lol, if I send "I miss you", I do miss you lol just not that much

Ayo OP happy birthday!

She's bringing the toaster into the bath, her kid caught her in the act and thinks she's making toast.

Hmmm yum nicely cooked meat...wait what meat is this?

I had sex exactly zero times from 2003 - 2022.

Ayy same!

Ew MBTI, embrace ESPN

Having a religion is like having a penis. It’s okay to have one and it’s okay to be proud of it. But don’t go around and push it down people’s throats without their consent.

This lmao, the description is so on point lol

Yeah, I usually force myself to finish it at the end. I wanna drop out of school now.

Okay first it's Patrick from SpongeBob, now it's...well the shapes of the test results are weird