1. Death has a very distinct smell. The fact that the cops missed it blows my mind.

  2. I assumed from the headline it would be a little old lady and I figured maybe her senses had gone. It happens. She’s only 53, though, which rules that out more or less.

  3. Lieutenant Danielle, you ain’t got no legs!

  4. Donnie making the joke about “even Tony’s own mother wants him popped”. Then he gets popped 20 seconds later.

  5. You get paid to go to bootcamp! And you get to throw grenades!

  6. Full auto weapons too, that was pretty fun to train on

  7. What about Frank Sobotka? I’m not hearing his name anywhere in this.

  8. Yes, I'll change it, been reading too much red flags in dating

  9. Carrying out a false flag is definitely a red flag

  10. I love how this implies that there is some organization that accurately tracks this as opposed to the reality of Jane in housekeeping at the nearby Residence Inn who has a box she throws those books into and then she just counts what is there at the end of the year.

  11. The Abandoned Book Bureau takes its job quite seriously

  12. I had a friend literally message me the article saying that they “had a fucking heart attack when I saw this”. Because we look so similar.

  13. As a tall goofy fatass who wears glasses I too am not having fun rn

  14. Late to the party but I fuckin hated Cows by Matthew Stokoe. People assume I couldn’t handle the grossness but the fact is, it’s just quite badly written. Unlikable characters, and the prose was more tortured than the livestock. He wants to sound profound but instead he sounds like a pretentious shithead.

  15. The OOP of this meme is likely a person that has never been in the military before, but has all the tacticool gear and a weird fetish with guns and prays his house gets broken into during the night.

  16. I was an army medic and I think this is fucking dumb. A medic is there to keep you alive long enough to get to a doctor. Without that part we’re pretty useless.

  17. Also, you should wear your hair down girl!

  18. They’ll say awww, Topsy at my aaaautopsy

  19. For better or worse, factoid has suffered the same fate as many other words. The often incorrect usage of factoid as 'a small trivial fact' is now an officially recognized secondary definition.

  20. I’ve had to let go of my pet peeve surrounding the word literally for this exact reason. It’s just a losing battle by now.

  21. I don't know anyone alive who has the ability to mess up photos on demand. Neat that you get that ability when you become a ghost.

  22. Imagine being an incorporeal being with super powers and you spend eternity just fucking with random people

  23. I don't believe in the supernatural but if I did then The Crying Boy & The hands resist him are definitely cursed. Anguished man might be but it feels too creepy pasta to me. The stories associated with The Rain Woman are pretty good too.

  24. I don’t rly believe in curses but the stories behind these were all super entertaining regardless

  25. Especially Knowing he’s probably on ice next to the salad buffet in the kitchen walk-in.

  26. I take comfort from knowing he would think that was funny as fuck

  27. As someone who works in a medical lab, you done been had. I've never seen a random uranium urine level. If they were worried they'd take a blood level in a special tube. Furthermore, there is no reference level for uranium in the body, like that of other heavy metals, like copper or chromium.

  28. Good luck. There's lots of Snake Oil salesmen out there. Whenever something seems odd to me, I google (Product/Service) Reddit for the straight dope.

  29. It’s so disgusting how many people are waiting in the wings to rip off veterans, the chronically ill, and chronically ill veterans

  30. While diesel does take less refinement to produce than gasoline, you still need more crude to produce diesel. You get 11-12 gallons of deisel from a barell, and you get 19-20 gallons of gasoline. Also, demand. Gasoline demand can fluctuate while diesel is always in demand for agriculture, transport, freight, etc.

  31. Interesting, thanks for taking the time to explain

  32. That was my first thought on reading this as well. Local news stations love stories like this.

  33. They also had Liquorice Allsorts, strawberry milk, dark fabric detergent, and red wine.

  34. He only uses the bottom three strings for power chords

  35. I always wondered what those other three strings were for

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