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I left. Most WSB people lose money. Good riddance

Oxy puts boutta pay

Any predictions on the governmental all electric work fleet vehicles plan Joe Biden promised who is the company gonna be

What a freakin green dildo fucc you algos

Good luck everybody

Are my puts actually going to be green today

I’ve had too many trades where I shit bricks for hours only to be happy to come out with a small loss

NEGG is the new meme

Is CS a buy?

Long term bear short term bull

☝️

I feel like if I start trading futures my retirement horizon will either be brought in by 20 years or pushed out by infinity

Flipped from ber to bool. Everyone should inverse

Inverse of the inverse? Or just inverse

in god we trust, on god we bust; no cap

We probably touch 380 and chill there tomorrow then blood on Thursday

!banbet

Let’s fucken rock this bitch and burn this mother fucker to the ground!

Well I’m seeing some pretty nice and newer business in good shopping centers starting to close down that only opened maybe a year or so ago.

It's not gay if your bro is feeling sad

Time isn’t real.

!banbet SPY 368 2d

Ban Bet Created:

THAT PUMP LASTED TO AS LONG AS AFTER MARKET.!.!😂👎🏼💩😂👎🏼💩😂👎🏼💩 TOMORROW WILL BE 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 YOU DUMB BULLS!.!.

You know what!

Hello Santa rally

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Credit spreads were not the answer.

I’m actually thinking of re-entering soon, how long dates are yours ?

Bears 😂

I honor all bulls except Tesla bulls. Those guys need to fuck off.

CNBC really just say 15% upside from here?

Elon Musk is the Donald Trump of the stock market. He just keeps conning people and you gullible fuks just keep buying it...

BREAKING NEWS

😮‍💨👌

That’s the opposite of bullish

The higher debt to gdp goes the more it pushes inflation, more reason for fed to tighten

Bulls fukd !

I wish, but craziness has no limit. I see a little pump till EOW.

Bearish for the next month, bullish for today's after hours. Baby rally to more dump squad.

No more puts yet…was itching to add more today though. Maybe tomorrow

The itch won on me lol oops

So Twitter an arbitrage play now?

Essentially

How did we go from debit suisse memes to bear massacre in two days

Now I get it. Musk buys TWTR. He brings back Dolan Pump who pumps the market back to ATH. That’s why we have been going up last 2 days. It all makes sense now.

Yea I don’t think mango is going to pump the market for anyone but mango

Nothing has changed

My account balance says otherwise

Can someone explain what happens to Twitter options over $55? Are they all worthless no matter the date because Elon is buying at $54?

no.

Yes IV drops to 0

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Bruh Twitter is up 22% on the day what are you smoking

LOL of course movement comes in AH

Yeah MMs having a way easier time rearranging risk when retail has no option activity.

Watch tesla be up 8% tomorrow

Didnt they just get an entire social media propaganda ad platform?

Tesla bulls are that regarded....

The impending bull rug-pull tomorrow is going to be epic!

On the bears

how to cancel a banbet?

so twitter jumps but calls turn to shit... ? how does this make any sense. they will only sell me at .1 cent or .2 cents. wtf is this

Lol ur fuked

Locked in my TWTR puts for Friday before close

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Meh depends expiry

Hoping dee whack takes a nice little dive tomorrow on the Twitter news.

!banbet RUM 11.00 2w

Ban Bet Created:

They gone dump this shit on you guys that bought calls

They fucking better. This pump is way to vertical

UN: "see what we did, we do matter"

UN life matters!!!

BROKE 378 GAY BEARS

We rise after market. SPY 400 EOW

ah just continue to rip wtf

SPY STILL SUCKING ME AFTER I NUTTED

LMAO Elon has to buy Twitter now. And he's gonna make speech as free as Truth Social.

Let me guess : Recession canceled? Inflation under control?

Bers r fukd

beers ded

completely

I like the ending

September was awful but it was worth it to see the 🌈 🐻 copium today.

1.1B imbalance to buy side. Bullish af

What's wrong with the market? Why are we up only 3%?

I Bought puts eod gap up guaranteed

Super bearish close 🤡

They REALLY wanted that 378.

The Christmas rally finally came🥳

$NKLA is going to fucking squeeze, holy sheet

GG Bulls, you guys killed it again.....Round 3 tomorrow.

Gg Ez

upcoming earnings are going to be down. rally is FOMO based on foreign markets pivot. US Fed is not going to Pivot. Market has never in its history bottomed during fed hiking. No bottom until after fed pivot which is not happening anytime soon.

Yeah let's pivot when inflation is 8%. Bulls are fking delusional

Nintendo flat

TWTR puts got to print tomorrow at open

THAT WAS FUN

What stocks to short you say? SQQQ 🤣

SPY puts stacked

Same here. I'm nervous but we're gonna make it fam

who tf is buying SPY at +3%

The guys who sold spy puts expiring tomorrow

+6% this week. I expected a drop during power hour

A low volume power hour

EeXxTtEeMly bBbULLLiSh 🤡🤡

Please, I’m already dead

Tomorrow will be a massacre

Moar up. Algos taking over again.

Bulls or bears?

Rally again tomorrow! Make this bullish again

“Lost” $5200 today. Tomorrow is another day

Lost 4500 on my SPX puts so right there with you😑 going to chill for a bit until a good set up comes along.

There’s always going to be more money to lose

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP SPY

wait... so is inflation not transitory?

Alright puts loaded for a quick pullback before the next leg up 🤞🤞🤞

Imagine buying puts on TSLA

Easiest money you’ll ever make starting tomorrow

Man I give up on life wtf

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Imagine..

So...flat since 10 am. Cool.

It only pumps or dumps in after hours

Ordinarily when I lose this much at a casino, I get comped a suite and some fucking free drinks

Tomorrow has to be red, right?

I don’t think so

Man, I don’t even know what color things will be in an hour, let alone tomorrow.

NO! GET BACK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT!

This is how you motivate the kids.

Bought 35 390c 1dte cause why tf not if it can do it two days in a row why not bet on a third

Ah the gambling fallacy. It doesn’t matter what it’s done before all that matters is now. Everyday different variables affect the market in different ways. This is like saying if it’s been black the last 2 spins it don’t mean it’ll be red the 3rd time

What stocks to short?

Twtr

All of them

Ah, the age old game of “do I want to hold these weekly options overnight?”

AMDead

SPY just blew off top

Bers died for this

F

sell sell sell!

Breaking: JPOW releasing an interview at market close

It traded sideways...ALL DAY. lmao get THETA'd.

Fake dump tomorrow at open then hulk candle

I'm sure some didn't learn yesterday at close and are loading on puts before close. lol

Just rally another 3% tomorrow because why not?

Should I buy twitter at 52???

Thar she blows

Don’t hold overnight. Please.

Imajin being a gay bear in the greatest country god ever made.

I was just denied pay at my job for being out of work with covid for 2 weeks. This country blows.

I bought twitr calls today instead of SPY. I am a fukim disgrace to my family

If you had Tesla puts or bought Twitter calls I wanna see that gain porn

I did this but I'm poor so I only had one twitter call and $700 bet against tesla. Still twitter call went from $90->$375

You think my tsla put fucked?

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WEBRRRRRR gonna explodeeee

any profit taking tomorrow or is this thing just mooning the entire week?

someone has short squeezed SPY!

Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.