1. Usually it's sliced first, although I have been known to tear chunks off of bread from the farmer's market

  2. You put it in soup until it is nice and soggy then sip it through a straw like a butterfly. Give it the good ole vom and slurp for that extra razzmatazz.

  3. when baguette is fresh baguette is hot trust me I am french but I admit I eat it bare bands because I am a thug

  4. Imma be real here chief, I'm a dude who has done this several times. My only question is where oh where is my baguette girl?

  5. But would he be the one for you? Mother fucker might be watching you with binoculars while you’re in a parking lot inhaling a baguette like Kirby

  6. When I was a little girl, I used to go with my mother to, what was then, the chic French bakery in town. She'd buy a baguette or two, maybe some pastries, and we'd head back to the car. Sometimes, I was allowed to eat the crispy end of the warm baguette on the way home.

  7. Not gonna lie, I really liked that mental image of covertly fisting a baguette… kinda made my day, so thank you :)

  8. Someday I'm going to find a girl two-fisting a loaf of bread in her car and I'll think "that's her, she's the one."

  9. I'm having many feelings about this, as not long ago I was standing in my kitchen just eating a baguette, with my husband nearby like "yes this is my wife". I did share the baguette, in case this is important.

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