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How else would you eat a baguette? With some sort of bread-eating gloves on?

You don't have bread eating gloves?

https://youtu.be/zTgGXD_AHy0

Usually it's sliced first, although I have been known to tear chunks off of bread from the farmer's market

You put it in soup until it is nice and soggy then sip it through a straw like a butterfly. Give it the good ole vom and slurp for that extra razzmatazz.

Knife and fork, eat it like a steak

when baguette is fresh baguette is hot trust me I am french but I admit I eat it bare bands because I am a thug

Imma be real here chief, I'm a dude who has done this several times. My only question is where oh where is my baguette girl?

Men only want one thing, baguette girl

Original joke was "a whole rotisserie chicken" which actually made way more sense

Seriously kills the original joke

As a french I disagree

Depends on the baguette

I cant do sourdough baguettes. Bleh.

But would he be the one for you? Mother fucker might be watching you with binoculars while you’re in a parking lot inhaling a baguette like Kirby

When I was a little girl, I used to go with my mother to, what was then, the chic French bakery in town. She'd buy a baguette or two, maybe some pastries, and we'd head back to the car. Sometimes, I was allowed to eat the crispy end of the warm baguette on the way home.

Covertly fisting a baguette.... that's gotta be brand new

Not gonna lie, I really liked that mental image of covertly fisting a baguette… kinda made my day, so thank you :)

Hmm I can't help but thinking what to stuff the shell of the baguette with

Where is this so called “girl” located

Yeah, how are you supposed to love her forever if the OP blanks out her name?

if it's two hands..

I don't know you guys, but I'd kind of conform with the baguette

I would think that if I saw a girl just eat a massive bread roll with her hands

(posh English nanny voice) Oh deary, you’ll never get a man if you don’t use your baguette gloves.

Wait... Is this not a normal thing that people do?

That's why you have to buy at least 2 baguettes, one for the road and one for dinner

With your upper or lower mouth?

Only if it's grilled and with herb or garlic flavor.

Someday I'm going to find a girl two-fisting a loaf of bread in her car and I'll think "that's her, she's the one."

I'm having many feelings about this, as not long ago I was standing in my kitchen just eating a baguette, with my husband nearby like "yes this is my wife". I did share the baguette, in case this is important.

Oui oui baguette ?

Maybe you should stop stealing baguettes...

Only thing missing is a stick of butter.

Me on my way to propose to her

This person literally just took the rotisserie chicken tweet and made it ten times less funny

Like, this is literally word for word but with a different food item

That’s how I found my wife, after all. And similar to how I ended up adopting my cat

This has a very big

I didn't read the title and the way i read it was someone's pointing her out to the police

those whole baguettes from panera hit different

Or maybe a good loaf of Italian bread, fresh, still warm, ok maybe hot...

Yes, but not for the reason you think

I want that

Romantic, or desperate?

Excuse me, ‘mam. /knocks on window. Is that Jambon-Beurre?! Will you marry me?

That’s her Officer. She’s the one.

you are becoming popular for french men

She can handle her bread!

"I'm not like other girls! I eat bread!"