Lol ikr except it isn't but I other than that I totally agree! People have a very reductionist view on everything. Simple brains needing to simplify things to a level that they can comprehend. Interestingly enough, it's not everyone else that is stupid. It was you all along. You reduced everything to a stupid level because that was all you could ever understand.
In eternity where there is no time nothing can grow nothing can become. Nothing ever changes. So death created time to grow the things that it would kill. And you are reborn. But into the same life that you’ve always been born into. And how many times have we had this conversation? Who knows? When you can’t remember your lives, you can’t change your lives. And that is the secret and terrible fate of all life. You’re trapped. Like a nightmare you keep waking up into
My sister took her life 3 weeks ago. I get that there are struggles in life but please. If you’re reading this, if you’re thinking of doing something to yourself, please go find help. Yes there are struggles in life, but life is worth living.
Suicide is never anyone's first response. We have a built-in drive to live. It takes an endless stream of bullshit to lose that drive. Don't put people down just because you don't understand where they're coming from.
Hi,
Put this comic on my tombstone
I'll have mine with peperony and chease.
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I see no problems with the resolution
I keep prayin. No answer yet.
at the very least, ill stop caring about them. which is good enough for me.
Get some help for fuck's sake.
ok, doomer.
It's funny cause it's so so true.
Get some help please.
Lol ikr except it isn't but I other than that I totally agree! People have a very reductionist view on everything. Simple brains needing to simplify things to a level that they can comprehend. Interestingly enough, it's not everyone else that is stupid. It was you all along. You reduced everything to a stupid level because that was all you could ever understand.
My first thought reading this was "Why would getting rid of the '=' sign solve your problems?" lmao, i gotta get some sleep...
I guess if God exists in this comic, there's probably an afterlife too? So God probably did do the guy a favor.
You assume the afterlife is better than his current life...
In eternity where there is no time nothing can grow nothing can become. Nothing ever changes. So death created time to grow the things that it would kill. And you are reborn. But into the same life that you’ve always been born into. And how many times have we had this conversation? Who knows? When you can’t remember your lives, you can’t change your lives. And that is the secret and terrible fate of all life. You’re trapped. Like a nightmare you keep waking up into
Afterlife would come with its own problems, so it's oblivion for the dude.
It's not God, it's a cloud. So the guy's just ded.
There have been days when I would have settled for that
My sister took her life 3 weeks ago. I get that there are struggles in life but please. If you’re reading this, if you’re thinking of doing something to yourself, please go find help. Yes there are struggles in life, but life is worth living.
Rest in peace your sister. Are you ok?
Agreed. The "joke" in this comic is death solves your problems. Not sure how that is funny, not even in a dark comedy kind of way.
I got 99 problems but being dead ain’t one
Where do I sign?
GetDemotivated
Deal
Mmm, a cloud-shaped god. Very nice.
Dear god, please fix my problems too
Sign me up
Thanks for the reminder…
Oh My God! The amount of suicidal people in this thread worry me 😫
That smile at the end 😂
Lumpy Space God
Existence is a pain! all i want is getting Two Strokes Off Jerry's Golf Game!
"Cool beans."
You know what I’m ok with this one I’m down
The problems are still there, he's just not worried about them anymore.
Touché
themonkeyspaw
Better than doing it my self I guess
HE sure did lol
This is basically life in a nutshell anyway.
Oooh! Me too! Me too!
That escalated quickly.
“ I see this as an absolute win!”
Dear God, please fix all my problems.
'If there are no selves, what problems would we have?' - the Dao Te Ching
Only staying alive for dem parents, can't break their hearts over my shit.
Seems accurate.
One of the best comics I've ever seen. The simplicity, the symmetry, the starkness of the joke.
It works for me
God is a cloud. Knew it!
How does becoming a tiny thumb solve his problems?
Wish my problems would be fixed as well
Praying my ducking dammest
In this world there are only two answers to our problems. 1. Fix them ourselves. 2. Find a way to accept them.
Which god is that and can I drop the same prayer to them?
Soooo, what if one of his problems was solving a nuclear missile crisis?
Please do it god
Sweet oblivion ☺️
I would literally do anything for this to happen to me
Unironically please.
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I don't see a problem here.
That works.
My favorite part is that God is a cloud.
Actually perfect solution.
ITT everyone wants to die
I mean…
rowenslee
Jesus, this is supposed to be funny, not an excuse to leave self-loathing/suicidal comments lmao
Suicide is never anyone's first response. We have a built-in drive to live. It takes an endless stream of bullshit to lose that drive. Don't put people down just because you don't understand where they're coming from.
Easy solution to life's problems
Dear god dear gif tinkle hoy