What’s the plot? He’s convincing someone to go to a Christmas party? They only switch between the car and the house, that can’t possibly be the whole movie

There's a guy at a Christmas party who's really disillusioned with the holiday because of how commercialized it is. Kirk Cameron goes off on some irrelevant tangents about the bible that don't actually address any of his arguments and somehow it convinces him into loving Christmas. I've only seen the videos by Smeghead and I Hate Everything so I could be getting some details wrong, but that seems to be the gist of it.

I think he convinces the guy that all of the secular parts of Christmas are actually derived from the Bible, using really specious arguments.

I watched it without the sound and thought it was a video of someone reacting to the trailer when it got to the part of the guy picking his teeth. Seriously, why is that so long in the trailer. Then I was positive it was a horror movie.

IHE did a review of this

Another "only Kirk Cameron gets a microphone" production

Am I confused or the main actor is the same guy narrating the trailer?

There is no boom operator here 😂

This movie came out in 2014 for those of you fortunate enough to not have been exposed to it back then.

Damn it. All I wanted for Christmas was to go see this in whatever public theater it was showing in. On mushrooms. As Christ intended.

“Saw it on a plane and people still got up and walked out”

How dare you, it's all about what it's all about.

I thought this was satire until I read your comment and looked it up.

I thought it was satire 😢

Sounds like you’ve seen it. Is it only one set during the movie, everyone in that house? And then Kirk and the guy in the car?

Oh shit. Gotta see if God Awful Movies did a thing about it then

This trailer makes me feel like my face looked the first time I tasted a lemon. There's even a token black guy doing black guy things.

Can I getta Ay-men?

Yeah, it's pretty painful.

Yeah but what about that font?! Anyone?

He was a little camp so maybe he was a gay black guy. Doube token

but in a cardigan as white Jesus prophecied

I just looked up

That guy was not black.

I can’t wait to not watch this.

I already didn't watch it. Wanted to beat the Christmas rush.

Dude i not watched this like 100 times in a row.

Ever since "God's Not Dead" my brother and I love these shitty christian movies. Kirk Cameron has some bangers

How have I gone 8 years without seeing this? It’s my new Christmas morning greeting

Used to watch a movie called "Fireproof" played by Cameron. It's about a porn addicted firefighter going through a separation trying to patch things up with his wife before it's too late.

This one is so fucking weird for a "christian" movie. It takes the focus away from Jesus to glorify consumerism. What a strange message. When I was a Christian, I remember every adult at church saying "Christmas isn't about presents or buying things, it should all be about Jesus." Is this how the rich Christians talk about Christmas?

This is apparently what the whitest people alive think black culture is like.

That was… interesting.

Lol. None of the people in this scene have a SAG card 😂

omg the dance scene is so long

That bald guy with the beard

Keep your eye on the kid in the red shirt. He's so out of place and looks so confused, it's chefs kiss. These are definitely the family of crew no way that kids ever been in front of a camera like this.

well I hate now knowing that scene exists

I watched this with my mouth involuntarily open.

Oh my God, that song was by Family Force 5. I totally forgot about that shitty band

Oof! Family Force Five holds the dubious honor of being the worst live performance I have ever seen. In fairness they hadn't played together in years but it was literally from start to finish a cringe fest.

You need to listen to the god awful movies podcast, it is hilarious, all they do is rag on shitty Christian movies.

My lord that was painful

The three ladies dancing 100% look like the family members of people who would make a movie like this. Rumor has it that after this scene they all went to McDonald's to berate the employees for not giving them enough barbecue sauce with their nuggets

Jesus Christ it’s five minutes long.

You might want to look up "gramps go to college" low budget shitty christian movie, and "gramps" i believe is the writer and producer and there are many others with him in it under the same umbrella. They are all free on youtube, and they are fun to watch if ur into that kinda trash.

My parents sent me to a Christian school when I was younger and the "believer is persecuted and schools an authority figure who claims to be an atheist because the writers don't know what an atheist is and there's always a twist he's just mad at God" movies are like their own genre. God's Not Dead came out when I was an adult, but those movies were being made decades prior, that one just happened to hit big.

Kirk Cameron went out for a smoke and just let the camera roll

That song was...

I wanna see Kirk Cameron collab with Steven Seagal on a movie. Someone else gives them an equal amount of capital to spend on it, they're forced to compromise, or capitulate on their vision. Maybe it could be called Soldier Of God or something. Actually, yeah, Seagal probably doesn't care as long as he gets to play the soldier, but doesn't have to stand up to do it.

This was… REAL?

Unlike Jesus, yes

That whole trailer was like being spoken to by someone who is actively smiling but has hate-filled rage in their eyes.

That’s Kirk Cameron in everything he does.

You win OP. You win again

I always hate when people say things lke "'They' are replacing Merry Christmas with Happy Holidays and Seasons Greetings.'

I got into a match with a woman who would not watch a Hallmark movie because it was titles #XMAS. They took Christ out of Christmas

"Happy holidays, whatever that means!!1!"

You mean like mail in voting?

I love all these far right/Christian movie trailers, they're such good cringe.

Did the feasting involve Subway sandwiches?

My favorite quote from dickhead Kirk Cameron is,

"Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decorations?" - First Lady Melania Trump

Kirk Cameron is such a dreadful human being

The “rolling” joke was brutal…

Probably the cringiest part of the trailer

Why is it that all the Christian movies that are made look exactly the same. I mean the lighting, framing, and even the actors. You could splice this into any other Christian movie and it would blend right in.

I like how the guy in the car is explaining that the Winter Solstice is a pagan festival, and Jesus' birthday wasn't even December...

I think he did get it but then Kirk Cameron and the cool black dude gaslighted him into celebrating Christmas. Dude was soooo close.

Why do some DSLR shot movies look great and others look like…this?

Talent.

I thought it would be funny cringe but it was just depressing cringe

Here’s

“Your browser cannot play this video”…phew. Dodged a bullet there after getting a case of the fuck-its.

Damn not available in my country. Gotta buy the DVD 🤔

I’ll never understand why “Happy Holidays” is so offensive to Christians. There is more than one holiday in December and not everybody celebrates Christmas

We don’t get offended by it, this movie is just trying to push some shitty political opinion

Do you guys think in another timeline Kurt Cameron never married that girl and became like…their Robert Downey Jr?

I've been watching a terrible Christmas movie every night.

Nice, what are some others you’ve watched? I love bad Christmas movies

this is how you know a church is making too much money

Jesus fucking Christ

I am convinced Kirk Cameron has been blackmailed for the last few decades. Someone has some dirt on his family and he's doing all this under threat of some deep family secret being revealed. It's the only way I can see him making real sense. Every night when he's all alone he cries in a closet, whispering "this is the dumbest shit ever!".

bro why is the title in the fucking Thrasher skateboard magazine font omg

Jesus about to do a christ air this holiday season.

TIL that font was designed in the 60s and Thrasher's had some trouble over it.

The MINUTE the name came up after pressing play I got hyper skeeved out and closed the player. Brrrrrrrr.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

"Join me... as I rant about shit that no one cares about."

Comments are fucking gold

Fucking curt Cameron

This is worse than the star wars christmas special just because that awful clown kirk cameron is involved.

Dude wasn’t in full house

Growing Pains. Although I believe Candace Cameron, who was on Full House, is also a Christian wackjob. And, at least the Star Wars Christmas Special is fun to watch with a group. This feels like it's just going to make me angry.

The guy with the glasses would make a great Gordan Freeman

Good cringe

Kirk Cameron is the absolute worst.

What is it with these movie trailers that when I see it I feel like I’ve seen the whole movie

Love how they didn't even bother positioning the camera where it wouldn't be glaringly present in the ornament's reflection @ 33 secs

Sounds like one of those direct to pureflix on-demand type deals

feels like a lecture

There's always a bit of anger behind that fake joy.

I only found one Reddit atheist in this comment section, good job guys I know it took a lot 👍

I've seen this "movie" it's completely incoherent. I'm not even sure it qualifies as a movie.

You can’t tell me that Kirk’s costar isn’t Jewish.

The Christmas doubting character's name is "Christian White".

This is a movie of a man's growing pains with christmas.

This makes those shitty straight-to-dvd Christmas rom coms look like Citizen Kane

Seems correct for an actor who is a Christian cult member.

So I have seen this movie and it's not nearly as bad as it's made out to be. Rather, it's BARELY a movie. It's a glorified clipshow with a milquetoast dance party at the end. Boring as hell and lame? Yes. But it's not really BAD. Jack and Jill is BAD. That new Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie is BAD. This is just dull and uninteresting, which in a way, makes it a much harder watch than the others I mentioned.

Ugh, Kirk Cameron is insufferable. Also, who is in charge of lighting in this POS?

the sad thing is that Christian boomers eat this shit up. The only thing that matters to them is "My Jeebus". The movie is just the vehicle for the message.

Do they really though? Or is it a select loud majority on social media and some people down south eating it up? I’m in the age range where my parents and friends parents are boomers and none of them think this is even slightly entertaining or good.

That was very racist there at the end

"Happy Holidays," whatever that means

I am so mad that the trailer waited until the end to show his name. I had to watch the entire thing and I can't unsee this monstrosity

This isn’t even as cringy as his real life convocation at Liberty University, where he promotes the movie, calls himself “Uncle Kirk” and awkwardly criticizes Chinese culture with a terrible English accent.

That's truly awful

Fremdschämen pur, as we would say in Germany

I thought this was going to be a remake of “The Worst Christmas Pageant Ever”.

No, it's just the worst Christmas pageant ever by sheer coincidence.

I thought the movie was called 'The Worst Christmas Movie Ever Made' lol. I might have actually watched it

Holy shit. I'm high right now, but that was something else.

Funnily enough, people saying it was originally a pagan celebration Kind made me want to celebrate it more ironically.

It's not just the worst Christmas movie ever made, it's one of the worst movies ever made, period. The eighth worst according to IMDb, and 0% on RT. FWIW...

Yeah that trailer sucks but I gotta admire the inclusion of a ska Christmas song

What is it about these movies that make them looks so amateurish? Is it the lighting? It looks like someone filmed it with a phone ffs

This is uniquely terrible. Thank you

“They want to replace ‘Merry Christmas’ with ‘Happy Holidays’, or ‘Season’s Greetings’, whatever that means!”

Is this hallmark?

Comment from the YouTube comments...

I will hijack one of the comments I saw in the YouTube comments:

Gordon Freeman really fell off after Episode 2

And I write something too.

I’m sorry but what’s happening?

Sorry, but the worst Christmas movie ever made is also the worst Christmas song ever made: “Christmas Shoes.”

I’m convinced. Count me in

I don’t get it. Some of the close up shots look great. Others have weird shadows that completely ruin the scene.

Kirk is onto us:

What does “Happy Holidays” even mean? Glad a movie finally has the guts to ask!

You didn’t see Reindeer Games

I’m fortunate for not having seen this one

ugh

He was my hero in the 80s

I wish these protestants would stop spreading this lie that Christmas is based on a pagan holiday, because that is total bullshit and in no way true. Also Santa is Saint Nicholas, not some Nordic BS, the man was a Bishop.

jesus christ.

As soon as I saw fuckin Kirk Cameron I wasn’t surprised at all

Wow, even Dhar Mann could do better than this.

I was hoping for a twist towards the end like some sort of Adult Swim or Comedy Central sketch

I saw this in theaters when it first came out. Im 20 now but even as a kid I remember thinking that movie wasn’t entertaining. Crazy to see the trailer again now and still consider it awful and boring.

Based on the title, I was expecting an old A Christmas Story trailer.

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I realized this month Candace and Kirk are siblings. It makes perfect sense as they're both whack-a-doos.

Kirk Cameron made my phone break