“I’ll tell you what. When we’re all done here, I’ll buy you a nice, big, family-size bottle of top-shelf lube and I’ll tickle your balls till you beg me to stop and even then I won’t. I just won’t do it."
"I beat my meat into a cup", "the older they get the more delicious but the dryer", "How good did Butcher suck your dick that you miss him that bad", "theyre coming for us everyone everyday!", "Your a fucking dissapointment", "I will slap you like im Connery", "Buddy, you think your tough, yout wearing a cape, your just a cheap fuckin knockoff" and "nno no no, im the upgrade"
“He’s praying! He’s praying…” when Deep is shoving Timothy into his mouth gets me every time. To me, it’s one of the most hilariously fucked up moments in the show.
Deep is one of my favourite characters because of this. From his perspective, every day he watches people kill and eat human-level sentient beings crying out for help. To him, everyone is a murderer. And bc of social norms he can’t stop it. So it makes sense he has no sense of morality or boundaries or respect; everyone has violated the most universal standard of morality to him. There is no morality, just the pecking order, intelligent creatures killing other intelligent creatures to continue living. Of course he sides with homelander, he does not want to be the octopus being eaten, and he doesn’t think it is wrong bc he sees octopus get eaten by conventionally moral characters. His whole reality is traversing a genocide, with no focus but being on the surviving side.
I think that was one of the funniest moment of the entire series for me, because it followed up the actual clip of him killing the innocent which was incredible by itself. He just did not give a shit, with his « oooh » and « terrific », it was hysterical.
"After the PR hole you dug for yourself this year, I'd say that you're lucky we're putting this farce on at all. But hey, it's your party, you can cry if you want to."
It’s just a guess, but it’s probably the first thing he googled when he found out google was a thing. “What’s up with these black outs after being a tortured POW for 30+ years.”
"Yeah. He's got a hard on for mass murder and giving kids cancer. and his big old answer to the existential clusterfuck that is humanity is to nail his own bleeding son to a plank. That is a cunt move, even you gotta agree with that."
“He’s at 673 Nosh My Bollocks Ave. You want a pen and paper?”
The earlier line in the episode of 'If you wanna watch me have a wank, that'll cost ya a tenner' from Butcher to Homelander is golden to me.
This. this right here. how did I have to scroll this long.
“I’ll tell you what. When we’re all done here, I’ll buy you a nice, big, family-size bottle of top-shelf lube and I’ll tickle your balls till you beg me to stop and even then I won’t. I just won’t do it."
I love that line so much. Fucking hilarious.
When did butcher say this? I forgot
I can’t imagine it was easy to deliver that line, it was so fucking funny and his delivery makes it even better.
Scrolled down to find this one. Destroyed me when he said this!
That line was fucken tops lol I say it at work now all the time when my co-workers do a good job
"Lift the plane? How? There's nothing to stand on - it's fuckin' air"
His extreme look of nonchalant-ness is golden. He could not care less.
But he can do ANYTHING HE WANTS!
Going back and rewatching for season 3 I totally forgot about that scene and almost choked on my food💀
Maeve reads too many Superman comics 😂
But what force is generated to make him fly?
I might be a dumbass but couldn’t he fly while lifting the plane or nah?
"You made those words up."
I laughed so hard at that
It gets me how he’s so sure about it lmao
Such a Dean thing to say
“I got to go run lines with Noir.”
Underrated
Oh my god I never got that til now thats hilarious
“Gargle my ballsack” caught me so off guard I legitimately laughed out loud. Great moment
"Where's the cum guzzler?"
"You might want to lay off the weed."
Soldier Boy is the GOAT
"No thanks, I'm full. Of cocaine"
Hughie is the master of these.
When he was on RedLetter Media, he dropped a great line about a shitty b-movie inventing a drug
"I'm gonna slap you like I'm Connery"
absolutely iconic line
Me, like most young people, didn't get this line. But it was fun researching it
Jensen Smackles
😞 please explain this to me
“You wanna know what I do when I’m sad…or scared. Fucking nothing. Cuz I’m not a fucking pussy.”
Loved that. My other favorite from this season. “Of course, it doesn't hurt that the show's judge used to get cum-drunk on your chorizo picante.”
Soldier Boy is one of the funniest characters on the show
He spouts out fucking bangers lol
Well well well…If it ain’t the invisible cunt.
I completely forgot about Translucent when I started the third season. He’s just never mentioned again and it’s hilarious.
Translucent doesn't even mean invisible, it means semi-transparent.
"He's trying to get in my ass!" in a French accent
Laughed so hard at that line.
I didn't stop to think how hilarious that line was the first time due to the shock of the previous part. I die laughing everytime I hear it now.
My headcanon is that going into people's assholes and exploding them is a widely known tactic of Termite.
"Hughie, these women they're like fine wine, the older they get, they more delicious, but the drier."
Idk if wine gets more dry but I love that Soldier Boy knows about the wine aging process.
No one mentioning the best quote from Season 2: Let's go fuck the wife. Consensually.
“I had breakfast with your wife this morning. Pancakes, deli-li-licious ”
Do you want to be the cuck on the sidelines or do you want to be the… guy that fucks the wife?
What was the context of this
He just eats that vagina up. Num num num num num num num num.
Annie is great.
Best part is, that was improvised by her! Incredible everyone else in the scene kept it together
Where was this from?
That cracked me up as it felt so out of character for what she usually says.
i love when they let annie be funny
Everything about the herogasm was funny. Annie catching the deep with the octopus and hughie saying his ass needs a rest lmao
"shut your trap, you dumb bird, or else i'll bollocks ya" spoken by the actor playing Butcher in the reenactment of stillwell's death
An incredibly accurate portrayal
-British Dennis from the one IASIP episode where Dennis blows himself
I think he says “shut your trap you dumb bird” which makes it even funnier.
But that's EXACTLY what William Butcher did.
I was balls deep in Golden Geisha, and Marlon Brando was apparently balls deep in me. What, that’s gay now? Fuck you.
I love Paul Reiser, he is so versatile.
It's not gay if it's Marlon Brando that's the rules.
Dude this one killed me
The Legend scenes are legit gold
It's not gay if it's in a threeway.
“I did not use a plate when I ate your mother’s sweet and savoury vagine”
"The lord hates quitters" is a great fenchie line aswell
Here it is. Frenchie's delivery is spot on
"You got a better idea? Maybe we can live, all of us, inside your mother asshole!"
Frenchie is my 2nd favorite character tbh, 1st is prolly The Homelander.
Scorch' earf
‘God hates quitters’
Ze Lord hates quitters
“As the old saying goes: With great power comes the total fuckin' certainty that you're gonna turn into a right cunt.”
The right cunt
Like half of Soldier Boy’s lines on god
“Bill Cosby is Americas Dad”
Between you and me, Soldier Boy did to singing what pantyhose did to finger-fucking.
Fab five Freddy told me everybody's fly...
please explain this line. Is he good at it or not?
“No, no, no. You. You guys are the heroes.”
i LOVE how he says this every time
"Fab Five Freddy told me everybody's fly"
DJ spinnin' I said, my my
Where’s the cum guzzler?
“Expecting a happy ending? Sorry Hughie, this ain’t that kind of massage parlor.”
"now eat timothy"
Of all the shit that goes on in this show, this is the closest I got to looking away from the screen
And you might want to gargle my ballsack.
Jensen Ackles really did get all the best comedic lines this season, and man, did he ever make the most of them.
I was crying laughing when that came up.
"You played my butt like jazz, with poise and skill and a willingness to improvise"
I was looking for this lol
I don't understand how you can try to compete with this.
“It smells like sex and Bengay in here”
"I beat my meat into a cup", "the older they get the more delicious but the dryer", "How good did Butcher suck your dick that you miss him that bad", "theyre coming for us everyone everyday!", "Your a fucking dissapointment", "I will slap you like im Connery", "Buddy, you think your tough, yout wearing a cape, your just a cheap fuckin knockoff" and "nno no no, im the upgrade"
Jensen Ackles is SO great in this role
I beat my meat into a cup
It’s the way he says it that gets me. Just so nonchalant about it. And then Homelander’s reaction😂
”Then real polite like, tell them you gotta take a fat shit”
MM: Use a plate! Frenchie: Oh, but I don’t use a plate when I eat your mother’s sweet and savory vagene
I’m The Homelander and I can do whatever the fuck I want
*Vigorously fapping on the top of the building overlooking the skyline*
I’m not sure why, but referring to himself as “The Homelander” is extra menacing to me. Like he’s some kind of entity or creature.
Can’t tell if season 3 had the best quotes or it’s just because we remember the recent ones more
Season 3 has most "Oi!"'s by far...
S3 was definitely the best, everything that comes out of soldier boys mouth is absolute gold.
“you see, when they’re apart, they’re absolute fucking rubbish. but, you put them together, they’re the goddamn fucking spice girls.”
Best motivational speech ever.
"How do you know so much about the spice girls?"
"How about Posh? Making clothes for anorexics"
“Is your idiot brain getting fucked by stupid?”
I liked it better said by Ashley. 😏
“It’s called white genocide”
he doesn't just stare, he starts blinking in confusion
No... NO.. MY CAKE HOLE SHALL REMAIN OPEN
Hughie's excuses.
"Buddy, you think you're strong? You're wearing a cape."
"Eat my shit you Nazi bitch" is the best battle quote in any superhero media.
I laughed so hard. It’s even funnier when you realize it’s just Annie talking all that shit, “fucking die nazi bitch!” 🤣
Girls DO get it done
I love how badass Maeve sounds when she shows up in that scene. “Hey kraut.”
Hughie: "I'm like Dom Toretto because I'm quick and I'm all about family”
Truly underrated line. Absolutely cracked me up
When was this delivered?
“ A stranger is just a friend you ain't met yet.”
Butcher to Homelander when he flies to his house:
“He’s praying! He’s praying…” when Deep is shoving Timothy into his mouth gets me every time. To me, it’s one of the most hilariously fucked up moments in the show.
Deep is one of my favourite characters because of this. From his perspective, every day he watches people kill and eat human-level sentient beings crying out for help. To him, everyone is a murderer. And bc of social norms he can’t stop it. So it makes sense he has no sense of morality or boundaries or respect; everyone has violated the most universal standard of morality to him. There is no morality, just the pecking order, intelligent creatures killing other intelligent creatures to continue living. Of course he sides with homelander, he does not want to be the octopus being eaten, and he doesn’t think it is wrong bc he sees octopus get eaten by conventionally moral characters. His whole reality is traversing a genocide, with no focus but being on the surviving side.
Frenchie saying "Girls do get it done" always gets a laugh out of me considering all the god awful branding Vought does throughout S2.
People underrate A-Train's clap back to Seth's insults:
There is no God ....the only man in the sky is me.
Best line of the season for me. Such a terrifying display of Homelander's perception of himself
“Remember what I told you?”
People like what I have to say, they just don't like the word 'nazi'
Frenchie: "Maybe she wants to find a train."
Shut the fuck up or I'll slap you like I'm Connery
Everyone’s going with the funny lines, but my favorites are some that are more weighted down by their scenes and the characters in the scenes:
Stan Edgar's delivery in the "You're not a god. You're just. bad. product" scene was incredible.
I really like.
'they like me, they just don't like the word Nazi' is so cold
"I beat my meat into a cup"
“So what they’re all starving but one of them has a fuckin cell phone?”
I laughed at that whole part for a good 5 minutes
I think that was one of the funniest moment of the entire series for me, because it followed up the actual clip of him killing the innocent which was incredible by itself. He just did not give a shit, with his « oooh » and « terrific », it was hysterical.
Black noir: …
I was born to play Axel Foley. Why would you say all those horrible things about me to Don Simpson?
That one was great but my favourite one was when Black noir says "it's noirin time" and killed Homelander and Soldier boy
"Bravery isn't having no fear. Bravery IS having fear but you d-d-do it anyway!"
"Well, well, well, if it ain't the invisible cunt"
“I’m like Don Toretto because i’m quick and i’m all about family”
"Kelly LeBrock, her too.
"Big L, big B, rest of the letters... small."
“This ain’t grubhub muthafucka.”
SB: Jesus, how hard?
"After the PR hole you dug for yourself this year, I'd say that you're lucky we're putting this farce on at all. But hey, it's your party, you can cry if you want to."
Ah, the Cos. I tell ya he made some strong drinks
Everything Stan Edgar says in scenes where he is alone with Homelander
You. Are. Just. Bad. Product.
"Hey Maeve, Good to see you again, glad you're okay."
Was not expecting this line and choked on my coffee when it came up. Maeve is straight savage on Hughie.
I'm surprised I had to scroll down so far to see this. Easily the best line in the show for me.
The line is savage, but the delivery was a fucking murder lmao
"Take your TWINK and get the FUCK OUT"
“That’s how we won the D-Day, you know. We were wired to the fucking gills”. God this scene kinda triggered me.
Homelander: "Girls get it on!"
I can't believe I haven't seen: "The Cos. Now that's a real man. Holy shit did he make some strong drinks."
"This is America, fuck you."
Oi, Oi
"We'll cross that bridge when we burn it"
Jensen Ackles' delivery is just absolute gold... 'Maybe you should lay off the weed'
It’s like you wear a t-shirt that says, “Raw dog me. I’m a bottom.”
How did he even know that PTSD was the modern term for shell shock?
The word PTSD was first used in 1980 and soldier boy “died” in 1983/4. So there’s a chance he learned of it before disappearing
It’s just a guess, but it’s probably the first thing he googled when he found out google was a thing. “What’s up with these black outs after being a tortured POW for 30+ years.”
"You stay the fuck back or I'll laser you god damnit. I'll laser every fucking one of you!"
I can see your girdle you disgusting fat fuck
"You're a fucking disappointment"
Idk if it's my favourite quote but it's definitely a line i think about way too much "Bush like a Pomeranian"
"Where’s the chop socky oriental sauce?"
“Oh so the whole country is starving and one of them have a phone?”
“We don’t need a fucking master race, I’M the master race!”
"Oi! Evenin, cunts."
“katnees”
I'm sorry but did you just call God the C word?
"Yeah. He's got a hard on for mass murder and giving kids cancer. and his big old answer to the existential clusterfuck that is humanity is to nail his own bleeding son to a plank. That is a cunt move, even you gotta agree with that."
“No one suffers like you do”
"Wait, Homelander fucked your wife? And you want to save the brat?"
“Truly there is no God here.”
Hands in the air, like you just don't care haha.
The bit where he says Bill Cosby made some strong drinks. Of course he tried to roofy a literal superhuman.
No, no god...the only man in the sky...is me.
It’s between “I beat my meat into a cup” and “hey kraut”
Season 1 had a lot.