Before the sex tape and subsequent lawsuit fiascos, when Hogan was still BFFs with Bubba the Love Sponge, he used to regularly call into the radio show in Tampa from the toilet and as you'd expect, it was magical.
This is going in the wrestling Twitter hall of fame. It’s up there with Rey beating his kids, Nick Gage not understanding what Squirtle is, and Earl Hebner’s wanting some bj’s.
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Brother.
Immortalize this tweet
You are a real American
SIDEBARRRRRR
"Ahh!! It's not hot!"
Poop brother HH
Feel like he may have been trying to DM somebody and accidentally ended up tweeting it lol
Mods need to add this to the sidebar quotes.
The hero we need!
If this doesnt become an easter egg in the Chris Hemsworth movie. Its gonna be garbage.
-HH
Single ply doesn't work for me, brother.
A historic save brother
best birthday present
This dooking thing is hard, brother brother.
Hulkster I don't know what you expect me to do in this situation
Say your prayers, take your vitamins & place an order through DoorDash.
time to pay your dues brother, glove those hands and get to wiping
Tear apart your shirt?
Worked himself into a shit
jabronie skidmarks,
That finish ain’t gonna work for me, brother
Sorry Brother, but I have to go NUMBER 2!
You put an "S" in front of "Hitman" and you've got my opinion of Hulk Hogan.
I kept searching for the Shiekie Tweet of: “F**K THE HULK HOGAN! LET HIM SHIT HIMSELF! I BREAK HIS SHIT SPINCTHER IF I COULD”
Underrated comment.
God I hope someone saved that tweet, brother deleted it 💀💀
Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania can't wipe its poo??!!!
I thought it was just a funny tweet until he deleted it, did he really mean to send that directly to someone lmao
Apparently, this was actually a follow up to Hulk's initial plea...
This is truly the greatest day in the history of our illustrious sport.
This is the real story. I want to know what went on in his mind during that 13 minutes.
Great now I gotta think about the Hulkster sitting on the toilet with a crusty asshole.
Almost as instantly iconic as the now infamous “jabroni marks” tweet
Which he deleted for whatever reason.
I also love the "do not even try to bullshit us brother" with the fucking chihuahua
This is now top 3 with said tweet and the Bam Margera tweet.
You forgot "Poop brother"
Improvise. Adapt. 👕🧻
Its... Learning...
This fucking killed me
I feel like I am missing a lot of back story I need to understand this. Is it part of the Hulk Hogan lore somewhere? Anyone able to fill me in?
Fuck LOL.
Duh duh duh DOOOOKIE
Dookie?
Is
Battle… Of the TOUGH GUYS!
It’s even better with sound.
poop brother HH
Use the bandana brother
Then the hair stitched to it will clog the drain.
He can't risk anybody spotting him without it even in the privacy of his own home.
That doesn’t work for me Brother
He would but the man can't move or he might get rolled up....
This subreddit is about give and take.
At first he tweeted simply “Help” and a lot of comments were concerned fans
Help I’m being indoctrinated into a cult. I mean, help I’m out of TP.
That ripped shirt gif in the comments is perfect. Got to do it sometimes
Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a wipe when you wipe a wipe and wipe yourself into a shoot,marks.
Don't wipe yourselves into a shart brother
Jabronie marks just took on a whole new meaning.
"wipe yourself into a shit, marks"
Wipe yourself into a skid, mark.
A storyline that has been years in the making:
long term pooping
Still weird he named THAT dog bear.
Even the TP ain’t putting the Hulkster over, brother.
I found a screenshot of it everyone
What's the matter with him and his random tweets lmao
Truly doing the Lord's work. The number of exclamation points really hanmer home the urgency.
Sometimes you work yourself into a poop, brother
LOL I have to imagine old ass Hogan thought his was a text
He thought he was texting Taker, expecting an “lol” in return
Maybe a voice assistant gone into business for itself?
When it comes splashing down out of your backside
top notch, brother
This belongs at the top.
You will do glorious things in life my friend, but it will be hard to top this.
or maybe I didn't, brother!
Whatever he said on Bubba the Love Sponge’s show then the truth is the opposite, dude
The pastamania must’ve ran through him.
All that Ravioli brotherrrr
Somebody call Tom Cruise!
He’s stuck in the closet!
Screw that he needs Xenu to answer his prayers for something this big!
Is this the next mission impossible? I'm totally down.
When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside...
This is the greatest wrestling tweet of all time.
Unjustifiably in a position that he'd rather not be in, but the cream will rise to the top.
I'm not surprised there isn't enough toilet paper for the Hulkster, given all the bullshit he's been spewing over the years.
You misunderstand, Hulk Hogan and Terry are different people so Hulk spews less shit and Terry has the smaller python
Or maybe I didn't brother
Before the sex tape and subsequent lawsuit fiascos, when Hogan was still BFFs with Bubba the Love Sponge, he used to regularly call into the radio show in Tampa from the toilet and as you'd expect, it was magical.
Not necessarily. You might be able to find some of it on Youtube. It's wild the stuff people save and post there.
That’s not Hulk Hogan, that’s Terry Bollea!
Hulk Hogan doesn’t need to use toilet paper, brother
This immediately goes into wrestler tweet hall of fame
He definitely needs a 1 on 1 talk with Lanny Poffo
Quickly get Ja Rule to share his thoughts on this
WHERE IS JAAAA!?
He does have his bandana...
- HH
"Xenu, grant me the strength!" -HH
"We use the three shells."
This a shitpost if I ever saw one
Please tell me someone got the screen cap.
I bet he wishes he had a rag sheet now.
watcha gonna do when the toilet paper shortage runs wild on you?
What’s the SMELL?!?!!!
Was he trying to reach the Booty Man?
"Brother Booty, I need you to once again become the Man With No Shame! I just butchered a beefcake inside my toilet!"
Takeshita is Hogan's most feared opponent
That don’t work for me brother - his shirt
another great tweet from hogan, not a all time classic like shoot work shoot shoot brother or dont fuck with me and my dog, but its pretty good
Wachu gonna do Sheik, when the Shitposts come for you
No bidet with an air dryer? What the hell did he do with the money from killing gawker?
You know it's urgent when he doesn't sign it -HH
You'd panic too, if you just dropped a 24 inch python right smack in the middle of the Porcelain Bowl arena in front of 150,000 fans, Brother!
This is, without exaggeration, the greatest tweet I’ve ever had the privilege of seeing.
Fuck Hulk Hogan, but goddamnit he’s good at Twitter
Scientology is to blame
Can Xenu spare a square???
He is stuck backstage 2 days after Raw because he ran out of toilet paper, the screams of "brother" echo through the empty halls.
Can anyone spare a square?
Poop in my gym brother.
Bros at some point we are going to have to reckon with the fact that Hulk Hogan is a top tier twitter user 💀
OR MAYBE I DIDN'T BROTHER
"Or maybe I'm not brother"
Fight for the wipes of every man
WHATCHA GONNA DOO DOO, BROTHER?
!remindme 11 months
Hulk: *eating taco bell *
...... well now I'm obligated to stitch this one and hang it in my bathroom, gdi.
His twitter pic where he is on a movie theater watching the new TMNT movie but he misspelled ninja with a g lol that one is underrated.
Brother
THAT'S THE ROLL,BROTHER
Of course he ran out of toilet paper. He's always full of shit.
I hope this was meant for Jimmy Hart
clearly he was hacked or somebody else found a device with his twitter logged in and tweeted that. still funny asf tho
Hulk, why don’t you try a bidet?
"I'm not just the man Hulk Hogan. I'm an icon that transcends bowel movements"
IF YOU HURT MY FRIENDS, THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
Crisis averted!
whats that smelll!!!!? oh.....its me brother,brother -HH
I was here for Hulkamania’s wild runs.
Working himself into a shit.
I know Hogan never gave anyone the rub, but c’mon
Better use the bandana
Xenu send me some paper, brother!
How big are Hulk's shits compared to Terry's?
Toilet paper didn’t want to lay down for job.
Is Hulk about to make everyone like him again by writing stupid shit constantly on Twitter?
Don't shit yourself into a shoot, brother!
"I've been hacked! Brother" HH
50,000 screaming hulkamaniacs in my colon brother.
Ha yes, no one has ever been able to defeat Hulk Hogan. Except, himself.
If it's not red and yellow TP, he's not interested...brother.
Is this what it was like to be seeing the "goodnight jabronie marks" tweet the night it dropped? holy shit I can't stop laughing
The hit sequel to “poop, brother” that nobody knew they wanted.
Vince with dollar signs in his eyes, knowing he can strap a rocket to it and turn that shit into a superstar!
Not signed HH. Must be a hack.
1 square doesn't work for me brother.
And on that day, the Shitpost was forever redefined.
What you gonna do brother? What you gonna do when the poopster runs wild on youuu?!?
i swear to god this was a side quest in a yakzua game
This is going in the wrestling Twitter hall of fame. It’s up there with Rey beating his kids, Nick Gage not understanding what Squirtle is, and Earl Hebner’s wanting some bj’s.
When you have access to the works of Elron Hubbard, you are never out of TB brother dude.
I’d bring you some but that don’t work for me brother.
What you going to do when the big bad poo runs wild on you !!
DONT WORK A DOO DEE SESSION INTO A SHOOT DUUUDE.... BROOOTHER
I just heard, lolololololol
How the hell Hogan ran out of toilet paper, that it was imoportant to tweet it.
Was it an eliminator match? Does the toilet paper get to face Hulk again but for the title of brother, brother?
Man, serpentico could really help in this situation.
This is the greatest night in the history of our sport.
This is a real 'okay poop is coming out tweet.'
Watchya gonna do when Hulkamania makes a poo
Quick someone send him the menu to his popular “Pastamania” restaurant!
Imagine the indie streamers entrance, but with toilet paper and Hogan. Magical.
Let him cook.
I have a theory on what happened to his tweet; he may have accidentally wiped shit on his phone, and the shit stain accidentally deleted the tweet.
Wtf lmao
The Hulkster's in the Outhouse
DOOKIE?!
New world odor (cheers Larry!)
That RAW XXX comedown is rough.
You got a bandana Hulk! Use it!