Is it even cooked?

it's like, half cooked. On top of, chicago deep dish, sauce goes on top so that the cheese doesn't burn during the long cook.

Looks raw to me too!

Boiled that jawn

It's a freaking jumbo Mexican pizza covered in some pepperoni wtf.

Looks like they pasted egg rolls together with egg wash.

Cheese on a finished pizza should be orange/brown. Never white.

even with the expectation, that's not even a real deep dish. reality is just a fucking monstrosity.

Wouldn’t matter if it was, still isn’t deep dish.

No it’s dead

Looks steamed

looks like the one who made it is so much in hurry...it was not even cooked after all

pizzacrimes

I doomscroll a lot of shit, but this I cannot abide.

So many criminals

Ooh. New favorite sub, thanks!

Holy cow. What a subreddit.

Went. Looked for 2 min. I can't.

This will make a fine addition to my collection

I'd call for a refund! That looks nasty!

Yea! The cheese doesn’t even look melted, and the dough looks raw.

Damn they did you dirty!

have bought from them eventually ,

That’s refund territory for sure. I’d be furious lol.

I think I was too shocked to even process that I should have asked for a refund at that point. I almost burst out laughing in front of the cashier when they presented it lol

Looks like it will taste like a lunchables pizza. Is it raw?

They ran out of dough so just used flour tortillas lmao.

This was my first thought, as well !! LOL That poor pizza.

The “crust” looks like it’s assembled with tortillas

Yeah I thought this was an Italian Taco Salad.

Is it a take and bake or should it already be cooked? Because it looks uncooked.

It looks like a very poorly made take and bake that also isn’t Chicago-style. I’ve never been to a Pizza Express, no need to ever.

Flour tortillas are already cooked.

That is one of the worst "foods" I have ever seen. It looks like a prop from a movie about bad food.

Pizza Hut in my country has a "schnitzza" which is a pizza but with a chicken schnitzel used instead of pizza dough. They then cover it in unappetizing blue sauce because of a football game.

It's not even real Chicago deep dish in the ad.

Where's the sauce?

As a Chicagoan, this is making my physically ill

Looks like someone forgot to brush on some oil before putting it in the oven.

Looks also like someone forgot to turn the oven on.

Someone forgot to make a pizza. This is a quesadilla.

Is that one of those taco crust pizzas or something

I'm from Chicago and this is a crime. It's so bad even the party cut posse wants to arrest this establishment for their pizza crimes.

was this made by someone who only had a vague description of a Chicago deep dish pizza but had never seen or tasted one? because excepting that, there is no excuse for whatever THAT was.

This is the

This is so bad it should be on

OP where is this from so that I can have my city issue a formal diplomatic objection for crimes against our culture!

Is that even pepperoni? Looks like salami

Is that even cheese? Looks like jizz

[удалено]

Also why is the pepperoni only around the collar? The center looks like... well...

Please tag NSFL that is an abomination

In which state or country did you get this at? Just want to make sure I never enter this territory.

Prince Andrew's favorite place to get a slice, Pizza Express in Woking.

It looks nothing close to a chicago deep dish. We dont use thin tortilla shell crust.

If the buzzing of basement fluorescent lights was a food, it would be this.

It's a pizza pot pie

That doesn’t even look edible

This is the first Expectation Vs reality that just made me sad. I've laughed, I've felt the OPs frustration before. But this. This is just sad.

Did they use the Marvel Studios logo...?

THIS

Gordon Ramsay: ITS FOOKING RAW

That's awful

The fuck?

that looks like someone was making a taco salad and instead threw pizza stuff into the shell

Bruh, is that a damn taco bowl for the crust?!

As a chicagoan, this offends me

As a human, this offends me.

This is making me want to cook a Chicago deep dish pizza properly tonight

I've been meaning to make one. This might be the impetus I needed to make a proper Chicago style pizza.

Things like this make me incapable of understanding how someone could possibly be placing that pepperoni and think "this is fine"

Well shit OP, you try making deep dish pizza in a K hole /s

It’s summer sausage in a “raw” taco salad bowl.

ITS FUCKKING RRAAAAWWWWW

oof, old dough

It’s like they took it out planned on doing more then just the f it it’s done

There's no way. I'm calling shenanigans.

I love Chicago deep dish. Especially Uno’s! But this picture is NOT Chicago style anything 🫣. It’s straight up nasty looking uncooked taco shell looking dough, with bizarre colored gelatinous goop for cheese. Pitiful excuses for meat slices lol. I mean. Wth?

That's illegal. Like,

Damn that shit looks like a tortilla.

Looks like a Tostada bowl with mashed potatoes and pepperoni

Nasty... this would feel right at home at

I should post it there

Fitting that their logo was ripped off from Marvel. This pizza is as disappointing as ALL of phase 4.

I’m from Chicago and no pizza establishment would ever sell something like this. My last one I had was better looking then the advertisement photo let alone there version of the final product. Is this place in Chicago?

It's from Malaysia.

That’s a taco salad. The best taco salads are made at Trump Tower.

Boom

It’s pizza for crying out loud! How can they justify that cost!?

Two pizzas for $85 fuck that

The top photo looks like a shitty excuse for deep dish. The bottom is an atrocity. Deep dish is dogshit "pizza" but that is an abomination.

That's fucking raw

The dish is empty

But did you eat it? To get your money’s worth

Looks like it could be from a ghost kitchen.

Nah someone would lose their job if this is the “specialty/overpriced” pizza you hand me.

What a mess…& it looks like they used salami instead of pepperoni to top it off.

I legit thought they forgot to remove the parchment paper.

That’s not even fully cooked. The pepperoni isn’t cooked.

I don't believe this

Corporate promise with undertrained worker.

Looks like they microwaved it

That looks like a raw pizza in one of those taco shell bowls for a taco salad

You are looking at this as if the pizza is half empty, while I see it as the pizza being half full.

Hell no it’s not even baked right

Gross.

It looks nasty.

Looks like a tostada salad :/

Why didn’t they cook it? I don’t like it, get your money back

looks like a taco salad with pepperonis on top

That looks like fucking pita bread

Oh hell nah

Meth - not even once.

It’s not even deep dish pizza that’s pie

Was that cooked or uncooked ????

Looks like you went to Swindeinis

Disrespectful

That would get you kicked out of Chicago.

Did the bake it in a laundry machine?

Somebody needs to go into the kitchen and punch that pizza maker right in the face

Looks like a tortilla bowl.

Umm can you cook it please. WTF

Thats a taco bowl

I remember these and have been looking for one for a long time!

The Chicago Dum Dish

Put them on blast… where did you order from? Looks like they forgot to cook it

Lolol

DISGUSTING

How is this a pizza? It look more like a weird pie and even that is insulting the concept of pie

Is that a tostada shell? Haha

I got tired of pizza delivery disappointment. I finally found a great deep dish pizza to make myself. I use the Ree Drummond pizza dough recipe and I double it. I grease my big cast iron skillet and warm it in the oven on 200, then shut off the oven. Place 3/4 of the dough into the skillet and spread it out and up the side’s of the skillet. Return it to the still warm oven to rise, then I add my sauce and toppings in layers and bake it at 425. Then I let it cool down for 10 minutes and slide the pizza out onto a big cutting board. Gawd I miss gluten!!

I mean, it’s def deep

You should have refused the food and left

The box even looks uncooked

Deep dish tortilla pizza

First thing I thought of, it’s a damn tortilla pizza!

Is that cooked or raw?

Why tf are they using the marvel studios logo

That's a crime right there.

Seeing the actual advertisement should have already lowered your expectations...not even close to deep dish

Was it good though ?

An attempt was made

But was it really?! 🤣

I thought only prince andrew went to pizza express…

Did they use a taco salad shell and cured rabbit sausage?

That’s a disappointment

Why they got the Marvel Studios font as their logo?!

That looks so awful. Tasteless looking weird paper bag pizza

That looks like what I imagine that Midwest excuse for pizza tastes like.

It looks like a lunchable

Bruh I only trust like one local pizzeria and only make my own pies. Wtf even is this shit tho. I would be as sad as I'd be angry.

Drop some lettuce in and you’ll have a pizza salad.

Your pizza looks like it needs to go to a doctor

I can't figure out how that would even happen. Maybe somebody ordered it that way so they could finish preparing it later and you got their pizza by mistake.

So there was like 5 inches of sauce under that cheese eh . Ducking atrocious

That looks like one of those take home and cook pizzas

Oh naaaaaa lmaaaaoooo

🤣🤣🤣that looks like a tortilla bowl! (With pizza toppings)

I think you have to cook it

That’s disgusting …. Also cramming a normal crust into a dish too small for the crust to fit so it’s folded up on the edge is NOT DEEP DISH PIZZA. I cannot stand companies who do this …

What the fuck is this? It haS depression

TACO SALAD PIZZA!

I grew up in the Chicago area. I've never heard of this place. From what I can see in this picture, there's a good reason.

That doesn’t even look fully baked.

That's... plain horrible.

It looks like a taco bowl

Talk about a disappointment.

Wasn't Chicago screaming they were the home of pizza?

They didn’t butter the crust before they put it in.

Looks like a taco salad shell

Taco salad pizza, what country was this from?

Malaysia. To be fair, Malaysia doesn't have great standards for pizza, but even so this was on a whole different level of bad. Like, there are places here which serve top tier pizzas which wouldn't even cost as much as this... thing.

Next time get a detroit deep dish instead.

Pizza professionals who send you home with something edible, and with any peculiarities you prefer, must be cherished and homaged. Until the day they retire.

I'm ashamed of whoever created this monstrosity.

The one in the picture is cooked. The one you got,,,

Clearly not in the city of Chicago or this restaurant would have been fire bombed.

What have they don’t to my boy

Ayo I just saw your post in

It looks uncooked.

oh my god

It looks disgusting

Lou Malnatis makes frozen pizzas that are actually good. Zero excuse for this.

To be fair, if the sauce isn’t on top of the cheese, it’s not a real deep dish.

This is not pizza, it is a half cooked savory casserole in a crust.

ILLOUMALNATTI and you will see the light!

Is it a pizza bowl, a pizza cake or a pizza crown?

If this were the first pizza id ever seen id never want to even think about pizza again!

Did they steal the Marvel Studios logo

I don't say this lightly: this is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

That’s a gott damm taco salad

That’s not a pizza.

Why is the pizza express logo just like the marvel studio logo

This is a case of misleading consumers. I would complain.

It’s perfect, just eat it.

It is deep, ill give it that

What hell this thing is scary pls not eat or buy this

Adopt me roblox pizza