Wait, so this means Jim’s childhood friend that he was avoiding already knew he would be there, right?

You would think so, but he was probably too dumb to notice.

Yeah I always assumed he saw the flyer and knew Jim would be there

That's probably his whole plan going in tbh. Like he bumps into Jim and within 10 seconds he instantly remembers the exact moment he was dreading about. I just ran into a buddy who we used to be on a base ball team for a couple of years on the weekends as a kid, it took like 3 minutes before we even recognized each other. Just no way that would have happened if he wasn't waiting and prepared with that shit to say

Oh damn this a great point

WHERE'S YOUR JETPACK ZUCKERBERG?!?!?

I’ve always thought that’s the only reason he came, just so he could “bump” into Jim

Probably why he came, he just wanted to try and win the “fight” probably what my old friend would do since I dropped her because she was toxic as fuck

I’ve thought this. I think he wanted to confront hin

Probably knew him as Jimothy though.

They completely misspelled Bill Buttlicker's name

No wonder he's irate.

The picture looks much less asian then I remember Jim

Is that your real name?

I think you mean Big Tuna aka Big Haircut

I like the sound of your voice

They misspelled Dwigt too!

Retension and Revoultion.

These, plus weirdly inconsistent capitalization.

Lol I didn’t notice revolution because I clicked and happened to zoom right in on retention

What if Andy's purpose was to make his customer tense again?

I picked up on Revoultion and Retension didn't look right to me but I couldn't think of the correct spelling. Good job!

But that's how they spell it at Colonel.

"Retension"

Cornell? Never heard of it.

Revoultion too

lol I couldn't figure out why it didn't look right and now I see it

I think he should’ve had Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration as a small business expert

Who’s Bob Vance?

What line of business is he in?

It should be ‘biznus’.

Boboddy ever spells it that way though.

I LIKE it!

Dwigt

They forgot his middle name "Fart"

"Dwigt"? Wait, who's Dwigt??

It’s actually Dwayne

It’s spelled “Phallus”

They mustn’t teach spelling at Cornell

Andy went to Cornell?

I know what's right, but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.

Found two.

Found three

Found it!

Also looks like they mislabeled Jimothy

It should read: The Nard Dog, Tuna, Phyllis Vance (Vance Refrigeration), and I don’t know if Dwight would put his name and picture out to the public like that.

Do you mean the pervert?

Should be Phyllis Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

Phallus*

Should say "Improv Sales" ;)

I know the real answer, and it’s definitely that he got Phyllis’ name wrong. It should be: Phyllis Vance Vance Refrigeration.

Plus she’s listed as “small business expert”. She’s at least a medium.

One glaring mistake is that they didn't add the BOBODDY.

And it’s fundaMENTAL

I love how he writes HARNESS THE POWER OF THE INTERNET….

I mean, that's actually pretty forward thinking, doing SEO before SEO was a thing.

"Retention" should be spelled with *t i o n" not "s i o n"?

Someone needs to edit this to correct the misspellings and change the last two lines of the smallest text to say “and shove it up your butt.”

“

Revoultion and retension, looks like someone let the interns do quabity control.

When the hell did Phyllis become a "small business expert"?

Two of them: retension (should be retention) and revoultion

It’s Dwigt

Good job paying attension to the details

Revolution 😂

ifoudn 3 tpyos

And some random ass capping

they misspelled “nard dog” at the top

lol I wonder if these were intentional or genuine typos by the show crew

Viva la Revoultion!

Its drew. Not andy

Retension

I see it. It should be "Phyllis Vance, Vance Refrigeration".

Where is Big Tuna?

Smh Cornell 🙄

There's more than just one.

Revoultion

Revoulution and Retension. Was it intentional?

No, Andy is just dull as a crayon

Revoultion

Revolution is spelled revoultion?

It’s “Retenshun”

Unshun

I see two typos - Retention and Revolution

Retension and Revoultion

I found 2,

I’m wondering if this was intentional or a mistake by die The Office Prop team?

It says Sabre when instead it should be Sabre

Found 2

Both retention and revolution are misspelled

For a sec I thought you were lying about the typo and instead replaced Andy’s face with Ben Affleck’s face to see if anyone would notice.

I'm Revoulted by this

Two typos: the word "retension" and Revolution is spelled wrong.

Found 2 mistakes actually... Retention* and Revolution*...

That is such a Jim pose.

Well, I found 2 typos, OP... Can you find them both?

retention

Retension

Revoultion and retension

There are actually two typos.

Retension should be retention

Retension and Revoultion

RetenSion and Revoultion

I found two typos!

Revolution is spelled wrong

Retention.

I was so hoping it was going to be one solitary “Dwigt”

Dwigt is spelled incorrectly

Wow, they really Schruted that flyer.

Retension

Customer retension is important. But you must first start by creating customer tension with increased smudge and arrogance. Once the initial tension wears off, you must double down on the smudgeness in order to achieve retension.

No regerts

Revoultion?

Michael changed it using a search and replace. But it doesn't work on misspelled words leaving one 'dwigt'.

Retention

I got it. It's supposed to be Jimothy Halpert

Both revolution and retention are spelled wrong

It’s Dwight SNOOT…

You mean Poop.

Retension. Sticks out like a sore thumb lol

Two typos to be exact 😝

Phyllis Vance-Vance Refrigeration

Retension

This is sublime. There are two typos: retention and revolution. But it's even funnier that they're touting the power of internet search engines.

Looks like they are trying to start a ‘Revoultion’

Should be Bizness

Bizness

‘Retension’ 😄😄

He shouldve used grammarly lol

Is it that Phyllis should be classified as large-but-still-fits-in-a-row-boat business expert?

You only found one?

“Revoultion”

Assistant* to the special guest speaker

You going to take a picture of a screen with your phone and have us proofread tiny text like that? 🤔

No one else seemed to have an issue there granny eyes💀

Revoultion!

Nailed it

ifoudn 3 tpyos

Retension and revoultion

That's not how you spell "Big Tuna".

Put em on the rack

Retension

It should be Biznus, obviously

It’s supposed to say “how to grow your small penis”

"Retention" not retension

Revoultion

they spelled “business” wrong. it’s BIZNUS

It's spelled Phallus

He misspelled Big Tuna

‘To’ should not be capitalized.

Its pronounced Saber.

Causes tension

Sabré

Revoultion?

Should have promoted the business bitch

All I know is that Creed would most definitely find the typo., and you can’t change my mind

“Andy” should be “Drew.”

Should read Phyllis Vance, Vance Refrigeration

Business right?

It’s Drew

You’re right: retention IS wrong

It’s Drew.

ah atension to detail

I thought Jim was Asian.

“Sabre”. It should actually be written as “Sabre”

Pronounced "Saab-ray"

It's missing the "Vance Refrigeration"

Yeah Dwight should be Dwigt

Retenssssssion roo doot doot doo!

It’s Drew Bernard . It’s Drew now

Corporate says there are at least ten.

They spelled Andy's face too big

“Radio To Reach” should be “Radio to Reach”

small business

Dwight’s title should be Successful beet farmer

Phyllis Vance is actually Phyllis Vance, Vance Refrigeration

Is says Jim Halpert but that’s clearly not an Asian man, that’s Bill Buttlicker!

Retension, Retention*

They spelled Dwight instead of Dwigt.

Typos aside, this is a surprisingly coherent flyer and potential presentation from an idiot like Andy.

There’s an e too much in improve sales 🤷‍♂️

I found two typos, Retension and Revoultion

Should also say "Dunder Mifflin / Sabre present" instead of "presents", as they are two entities.

It’s spelled “Saber”.

It's supposed to be Dwigt

It says Andy rather than Drew

There’s so many, the first is definitely Sombre.

Typos are a bitch to correct for an ink to paper operation like Dunder Mifflin

He spelled big tuna wrong.

Well, he used the wrong photo for Jim, that dudes not even Asian

You're*

Its saber not sabre