So instead of making 80 billion they're only gonna make around 50 billion. Somebody quick! Get the tissue box. This is truly sad news.

Actually they will still make more money. They all raised the price of their shots by like 10x

Oh noo :(

And the liability protection hasn't even been pulled yet.

For just pennies a day you too can save lives shareholder value

Ok. I have like 5 doses to donate.