I woke up from a frozen 210 year slumber. Now i have find my stolen son. While fighting green bullies and weird zombies. Only to find out my son is the leader of an underground realistic robot factory. Now i have to join a racist cult, who came here with their handsome leader in a metal blimp.
Is this "Outer Wilds"? That game was incredible to me, it was what a game about space should have been, exploration of mind fucking planets that mess with perception and time itself, with a lot of mistery.
Pissed off femboy wakes up and heads to a castle to argue with his father. But to see his dad, he needs to collect a bunch of body parts all the while "helping" a teenager find her cousin and killing critters. Oh, at some point he turns upside down.
Blue haired prince or princess, white haired mage, often related to a dragon, kill an ancient god who always appears as a dragon. (and destroy like 5 empires on their way to said dragon)
Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.
falls in lava
Minecraft?
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
My knee is full of arrows.
Is your favorite book also The Lusty Argonian Maid?
I started playing skyrim but never got into it.
Lumbago
Uncle? Is that you?
Leeeeeennyyyyy
I woke up from a frozen 210 year slumber. Now i have find my stolen son. While fighting green bullies and weird zombies. Only to find out my son is the leader of an underground realistic robot factory. Now i have to join a racist cult, who came here with their handsome leader in a metal blimp.
I currently play it and that's a very realistic description of the game lmao
SHAWN. SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNNNNNNNNNNNN
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snake? snake?! SNAAAAAAAAKE?!
Shooty Steally an expensive Automobilley
Kill the prostitute if you want your money back
I have inherited a farm… 👍🏼 Time to fix some shitty town.
Uhhhh Stardew valley?
Joja is love. Joja is life.
Do a barrel roll!
Your favourite game is Google?
HYAH!
Hey Listen, Hey HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY Listen, Listen!
Damn it! You already beat me to it!!!
Stay the hell away from my pottery
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May I ask, what from software game you're referring to?
Remember, no Russian.
SOAAAAPPPPP
That’s not the hero’s name but rather the princess he rescues.
“WHAT IS A MAN?!??!? A miserable little pile of secrets…”
Soul steal!
Bisexual farming simulator
Stardew valley!! Epic game!!!
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Butt Stallion
Bl2 love it
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Minions but tolerable, and we're going to space
KSP! Love that game
Comparing them to minions? I feel like I have to goto confession just for reading that. And I'm am atheist.
The Japanese mafia series nd their spinoffs,.
Majima-san?
Giant anglerfish fuck you up inside a tree planet, but you aren’t allowed to die so you must do it over and over
Is this "Outer Wilds"? That game was incredible to me, it was what a game about space should have been, exploration of mind fucking planets that mess with perception and time itself, with a lot of mistery.
Farming, mining, marrying, fishing.
If it didn’t have marrying I’d say Minecraft. Would this be Harvest Moon?
The most chritian game out there. Because you kill every demon
Cue E1M1.
Haha Doom
Doom?
Fucking clickers, man...
The last of us?
my exact thoughts every time I play it
Link... Link
You are not prepared!
Pissed off femboy wakes up and heads to a castle to argue with his father. But to see his dad, he needs to collect a bunch of body parts all the while "helping" a teenager find her cousin and killing critters. Oh, at some point he turns upside down.
...I don't know what this is, but now I want to know
Ah, Symphony of the Night was a masterpiece.
The whole world is fucked I have to worry about humans and fungus 😥😢
The Last of Us!
I know something about Mana, but I'm not telling you
Building but you hear hissing behind you occasionally
Does the hissing originate from sentient exploding green penises?
Working in a corporate cubicle is crushing my soul, but then I remembered that I inherited my grandfather’s farm.
Stardew vallleyyyyyy
Finding it, though, that's not the hard part. It's letting go.
Fallout NV?
Witcher 3?
discovers diamond but somehow ends up with lapis
You got these big hairy creatures that really enjoy intense classical music
Blue haired prince or princess, white haired mage, often related to a dragon, kill an ancient god who always appears as a dragon. (and destroy like 5 empires on their way to said dragon)
"Running away is a valid tactic."
ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON - I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL - MY LORD - THATS A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS - EH
I didn't know there was a game with Canadian Barbarians
Hi! Bye wait sorry hi meet why how hi how!
Lea!
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Don’t you dare go Hollow
I shoot a blue circle here and an orange circle over there in order to solve puzzles while a sarcastic robot makes fun of me
Serana
Factory must grow
Factorio?
Fuck you Ogdo Bogdo
A scientist with a metal stick commits genocide against an alien race and kills a battalion of the military before disappearing.
?
Don't kill the chickens!
Trinkets, odds and ends that sort of thing
Some may call this junk. Me? I call them treasures.
AND NOW HE’S HERE TO F—- US!
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Gandhi just nuked me again.
You fight like a dairy farmer!
recruit or tk
big key
Bullet sponge zombies
Extreme cantina fights
OoooAoooh AaaaOoooAaaaah and mean strings
Wrex.
"Would you kindly?"
Bioshock! Surprised it wasn't "A slave obeys"
Screw guns, im gonna fling small animals
Isn't that just real life?
Dad of Boi
Find Benny and crucify him
Hesitation is defeat.
HOW MY BLOOD BOILS
This was a triumph.
Locking people in rooms until they die
Removing ladders from occupied swimming pools
removes the pool ladder
Took an arrow to the knee.
Biomechanically engineered super soldier is very lucky
One Small Favour.
Angry green virgin simps for computer thot while fighting mexicans
9yo/s turn into bob the builder
I get to play human duck hunt with German Nazi's in Italy ww2
<[Name] tried to swim in lava>
That my boy is Minecraft
Minecraft
Really talented rock climber has amnesia.
What a save! What a save! What a save!
Nice one! Nice one! Nice one!
You might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.
Welcome, to summoners rift!
YOU DIED
Directive 3 - protect the pilot
"En garde, you boob!"
Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!
Forgot to turn off disasters…
Cars playing soccer
Gordon finds himself in a place he doesn’t want to be
This doll looks boring, into the lava!
"Protocol 3: Protect the Pilot"
War...War never changes.
You can shoot portals in the game (pretty obvious guess)
"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."
It isn't out of the question that you might suffer from a very minor case of serious brain damage.
Rick and morty the game obv
Portal
I owe a Tanoki a bunch of money for my house so i sell fish and fossils to pay him back.
Yes! Animal Crossing!
BOYYY
"I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime."
Sailing the Great Sea for-fucking-ever!
malaká
Another settlment needs your help
Traffic jam simulator 2015
Cities Skylines?
Alright brotha, bring me some motes and I'll make you rich...I promise!
"War never changes"
Pulleys of Battle.
MORE BOOSTERS
🏫🌉🚔v
Pain, Agony, Deamnd More
Go get some fresh air in nature. And talk to leaves.
[ head, eyes ]
Y'all can get your fucking schools when I'm outta debt
Get up on the Hydra's back.
CUBE WORLDDDDDDD
And so, you must be silenced!
Annoying little robot
Hm.. Borderlands?
All work and no play for presidente.
September 23rd, baby! Who knows?
10 random people swearing and being toxic for ~30 minutes.
Go up to your brother
Everyone is here!
"Oh, he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip"
The distopic post apocaliptic game when you see in first person the aftermath of the WWIII between China and USA.
Grind hundreds of hours just to see some fireworks.
An unassuming young man in 1000 AD goes on a time-traveling quest to save the earth from destruction via space parasite.
I wanna say chrono trigger
Babagundala.
Equipped with a lantern and no memories of his past, a man with a terrible curse must explore a castle and kill a withered old baron to free himself
How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
We work in the dark to serve the light
Raccoon pokes things with a cane
Horse balls
Bowser with his enemies inside him
You make me frumple
Gravity is the biggest enemy
I committed genocide
I'm about to beat the living shit out of Minecraft
Mozambique here!
I am a man of fortune, and I must seek my fortune.
B14,,,
Jelly beans fight to the death for giant crown
Cube. Spike. Death.
Clearly Geometry Dash.
Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.
Kurrrwa
Guy gets accused for a crime he didn't commit, gets sent to Tokyo and invades peoples minds with his friends
A family of vampire hunters that I may be related to