1. I woke up from a frozen 210 year slumber. Now i have find my stolen son. While fighting green bullies and weird zombies. Only to find out my son is the leader of an underground realistic robot factory. Now i have to join a racist cult, who came here with their handsome leader in a metal blimp.

  2. Comparing them to minions? I feel like I have to goto confession just for reading that. And I'm am atheist.

  3. Giant anglerfish fuck you up inside a tree planet, but you aren’t allowed to die so you must do it over and over

  4. Is this "Outer Wilds"? That game was incredible to me, it was what a game about space should have been, exploration of mind fucking planets that mess with perception and time itself, with a lot of mistery.

  5. Pissed off femboy wakes up and heads to a castle to argue with his father. But to see his dad, he needs to collect a bunch of body parts all the while "helping" a teenager find her cousin and killing critters. Oh, at some point he turns upside down.

  6. Working in a corporate cubicle is crushing my soul, but then I remembered that I inherited my grandfather’s farm.

  7. Blue haired prince or princess, white haired mage, often related to a dragon, kill an ancient god who always appears as a dragon. (and destroy like 5 empires on their way to said dragon)

  8. ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON - I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL - MY LORD - THATS A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS - EH

  9. I shoot a blue circle here and an orange circle over there in order to solve puzzles while a sarcastic robot makes fun of me

  10. A scientist with a metal stick commits genocide against an alien race and kills a battalion of the military before disappearing.

  11. Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!

  12. "Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out."

  13. It isn't out of the question that you might suffer from a very minor case of serious brain damage.

  14. "Oh, he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip"

  15. Equipped with a lantern and no memories of his past, a man with a terrible curse must explore a castle and kill a withered old baron to free himself

  16. Ahh yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the choice is yours.

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