I like to fold in their mirror. Not damaging and pretty much unrecognized until they need to use it. Then they have to get out and adjust it. The same minor inconvenience they put you through.

Damn, you win the comments section this is great.

Bold of you to assume people who park like this bother to use their mirrors.

This is actually great

This but.. I fold it forwards

You guys fold them in? I steal the driver side mirror. Always carry a small set of tools with you,byou never know when shit like this happens.

What if they don't use their mirrors?

Mirrors fold in and out with a switch on this car though

I actually check all my mirrors before I drive off lol it leave a little note with some nice words. Pretty harmless and will make u feel better lol. My brother had huge stickers the size of a paper saying they needs to learn how to park. He would leave them on the Windshield. they were so hard to remove. This was like 20 years ago.

Doesn’t always work as modern cars’ mirrors fold automatically when parked. I put the windshield wipers up. Same idea—not damaging, just inconvenient.

This could damage mirrors on some newer cars. A coworker(trying to be nice)manually folded in my powerfold mirrors and I had to take them apart to reset the track.

I like them to suffer as much aggro as possible. Use gloves, and beware dash cams & whatnot. /S

I’ve done this. And was still annoyed after.

What if they have the automatic ones tho

One time I did that exact thing and they squirted sunscreen or some kind of lotion on my door handle. So only do it when you're leaving lol.

This needs more upvotes!

I usually relieve myself on the driver side tire.

I also jerk off on peoples tires

Door handle my guy

a neighbor admitted to me he keeps an extra can of pepper spray & uses it liberally on a drivers door handle in certain situations.

He’s a menace 😂

Another Z driver parked me in like this while I was inside of O’reillys grabbing the obd scanner.

Get in on the passenger side, back out, and don't let that ruin your day.... Sike, I'm kidding, that's the high road. Put a boot on their car.

Just let the air out of the tire. Easy lol

Expert mode: Remove the schrader valve

Glue a BB inside the valve stem caps. Slow leak that near impossible to find.

Most definitely defecate on their windshield

Through the sunroof

Chicanery moment

Cuss but get in my car and go about my day, there’s so many other things in life to worry about. Life’s too short to stress the small things

oh, i stress out over everything and life feels oh so long. 😤

Exactly. Shake your head, go find a different place to park, go about your day.

This, but also I take a picture of their license plate. Ever since I had someone pull out of a spot and "around" my car, gashing damn near the entire front bumper for being too close, I've made a point to find a way to report the behavior if I see any physical damage.

It’s worrying how far i had to scroll to find some common sense in here

Bought fake parking tickets that read. Thanks for parking like an . And there's a bunch of check boxes but usually I mark assholes. And it insults them even more as it's a sticker

Valve stem delete, or glue it.

Taking the valve stem is theft and/or destruction of property. Just letting the air out is neither of those things. LOL

I like this one personally. Back it out just enough with the shrader tool until it’s a slow leak and put the cap back on. This could go on for months lol

You can keep a stash of valve caps with BB already glued in for instances like this and just swap valve covers.

Said the same thing 🤣

Put a tiny rock inside the tire valve and close it up so it releases air on its own so you can leave but ensure the tire goes flat. Boom. Inconvenienced like a motherfucker.

I used to keep a valve core tool in my car but I quit being such a scamp a while ago

Ahh, I see you're a man of culture as well. * tips hat*

Even better, carefully positioned drywall screw(s) behind the tires for when they back out.

i walk with 4 nails in my glove box for when i need it

I leave a note saying “sorry for leaving a dent on your car, I decided to be as careless as you, when you parked” never actually hit it but makes them think twice when pulling in somewhere.

the disrespect is insane

I keep strips of 1oz stick on wheel weights in my center console. Put a few on his wheels for an interesting ride home.

I was waiting to see a reply like this. I carry the exact same thing with me

Just do your best to get in, leave, and forget about it. Don't do anything malicious. Not because it's morally better to just leave, but because the world is now full of cameras and if do something malicious and get caught you'll be in trouble and the other person will not. You won't win anything.

Crimes are no longer illegal in California.

The metal doorhandles are pretty awesome sometimes

Depends if they damaged my car or not. Otherwise something simple like removing their entire bumper or paint remover on the hood as reminder to be courteous next time.

Back up 2 feet and go have a long lunch

My thought as well.

I carry industrial-strength zip ties and find a random cart in the parking lot. Then attach it to the door handle on the side with the large gap.

Super glue their windshield wipers to the windshield.

Valve stem remover. 😑

Valve stem core tool

I carry a few tent stakes to prop under an assholes tire

Valve core remover, I’m not one to slash a tire, but I am gonna leave them confused

Throw a couple crayons on their hood and roof, especially if it's a hot summer day. Easy to keep under your seat, hard to clean up, but not impossible.

This is why I park in the back of the lot and walk a little further.

U park as far as possible in the vastness of the rear of parking lots. Get ur steps in. Be water, my friend.

I usually just assume a caddy and parking like that is some old fuck that should have lost their license a few years ago

Cum on their door handle

Turn into the Hulk and lift it up and move it over

Take out the tyre valve caps, put in a tiny rock on the stem & cover it back. Make sure do at least 2 tyres 😉

Dog poop under the driver side door handle, but that means you have to have a supply readily available

give them a coloring sheet with a note that says maybe if you learn to color in the lines you can learn to park in them.

I back out and move on with my day, shit happens sometimes people park badly it’s just easier to not really care

Deflate tire.

That’s the type of person who needs all 4 tires to be jacked up and put on stands just high enough that the tires don’t touch, but low enough that you can’t tell it is on stands. Park across the lot and film.

I use my backup Cam and set it to the bird's eye view and then carefully navigate out of the space, and continue on my day to things that actually matter

Red locktite on the valve stems threads.

Well 😂😂 call and act like you work at the store and have it towed at owners expense 😂😂😂

Ya put antiseize under their door handles

Use a core tool to remove a core from one of their valves and put the cap back on.

This is why I keep a tire stem remover in my car at all times All 4 tires going flat and they going to need someone to reinstall the stems

Park far away from people. 🤷🏻‍♂️

leave shit under their back tire. glass bottle, whatever.

Loosen the lugnuts on their tires

I take the car wheels and go home to sell or put on my car.

Judging from the cars in that parking lot, you’re American, right? You do have a gun, don’t you?

This is in Texas. We all have guns.

I’d be more concerned about the other vehicle’s owner or some idiot looking to be a “good guy”.

Personally I would do, is take a pic, then post on Reddit and hope for sweet karma points!

door into their door over and over and over jk i like to fold peoples mirrors backwards so the mirror glass is facing out

Take off all 4 wheels, stack em on the bonnet and put the car on bricks, pretty sure that’s within legal limit of giving a friendly notice

I spit on their door handles

Boogers

Roughly.

Put their windshield wipers up

Lol remove them

Snap that side view off and leave a "Happy day" note.

Grab a key and decorate in a little heart on their paint ;)

Expanding foam in the exhaust

This is bringing back arian memories 👍

I bring chalk with me and draw lines for them then write “little peepee” with and arrow pointing at their car

I like to put a passive aggressive note on their windscreen.

I keep a pound of stick on wheel weights in my car for people like this. Most rims nowadays have holes big enough to just stick the weights to the inside of the rim. A half pound of weight will not go unnoticed.

1-2oz will do the trick just fine. More for more fun.

Hauck a lougie on their windshield and door handle

Key a Z into their rear to let them know you were there and weren't happy

https://www.amazon.com/Slime-20178-Valve-Core-Tool/dp/B01NCUHGGB/ref=sr_1_8?keywords=valve+core+removal+tool&qid=1658605923&sr=8-8

I carry a handful of roofing nails in my car. Enough said.

Steal a valve stem cap

Slash their tires and then wait for them to come out to get their throat too or just ignore it and assume they are like everyone else and think they are the only one on earth.

Ding the shit out they car wit my door

Damages your door too...

Chicago sunroof

Put blocks behind there tires

Take your car out and tie strap shopping trolleys to each of the door handles

Put something sharp and small behind their tire

Or put dog shit behind the door handle so when they go to open the door they have a fist full of shit, like their parking skills

Call the police and say you saw a child get kidnapped and then give their plate number. Enjoy your amber alert jerk wad! /sarcasm

Put a bit of lip balm or lotion on their side mirror so it’s blurry.

Brake fluid accidentally spills on their car lol

really easy, park it in reverse so you can get out of the car. always park in reverse

Just let the air out of the tire. It is like giving them a lobotomy

I carry a valve stem remover seems to do the trick

That Z needs a wash

Yes it does. I’m in Texas and it’s too hot and dry. I’m also a tad bit lazy, which is it hasn’t been washed in almost a year.

Just make sure you scratch the fuck outta there nice car going to your door

Flatten their tire. Right rear.

I let the air out of the offending tire.

Back in change maps and burn their bumper

give them the R.Kelly treatment

Buy a small can of sardines and push them through the cabin grills in front of the windscreen

Take their license plates, drive away, and report the vehicle as stolen.

Deflate a tire or two…

I like the folding the mirrors thing

I fold up their windshield wipers

Jesus Christ the responses in this thread are scaring me off from wanting a Z if this is what the community is like....

I’d like a stack of the same stickers Highway Patrol uses when you car brakes down. Those MF’s never come off the window.

I assume you carry extra engine oil. Pour that shit on their brake discs. Or if you have brake oil, pour on their paint

Gta style blow up their car.

I have a vehicle I don't care about and I weigh 350lbs. I'm getting in my car by any means necessary

Black drywall screws, positioned to guarantee I get them and not some other poor sap

Could have just been a really old person who shouldn’t have a license anymore.

Dangle a mean loogie and just flarp it all across the window, fold their mirror in, and forget it ever happened and go on about my lovely day.

Small rock in the valve cap of tire stem. No damage, but a lesson learned.

Hulk Smash!!! 👊🏼

lift the rear of the car and move it

double park

Stick something in his radiator

Ikr, like the least you could do is tint your windows and lower your car a bit, these new 350Z owners know nothing 😤

I usually open my door and intentionally hit their car with it. If it doesn’t leave a dent or a chip on the first try I do it again.

Spray Liquid Ass on their radiator

Glue down the windshield wipers

You ignore ‘em and move on. Try as you might, your attempting to teach them a lesson will cause the tiniest quickly forgotten blip on their radar while causing you stress that you just don’t need. Let it go.

Always have a very massive chain, get a good 3 feet, with a quality large lock that fits with little gap between links. The idea is something hefty enough to need more than large bolt cutters to deal with. Good luck, may you have your justice friends.

Vaseline under door handle

I crawl in the driver door.... Once in driver seat I take the key I least worry about breaking, put down my window and back out burying it into the side of their car.

Let air out of their tires.

I would remove a valve stem core 🤷🏻

I like to wait for them to come out to get a look at a piece of shit in the wild.

I’ve put the vehicles I’ve had that happen to in Neutral and pushed them in a direction that would let me get in them. Though yesterday I had somebody park next to my 200 from the wrong way (the lot is directional) and I though they were going to take out the left rear corner of the car. That said, the did at least leave enough room for my fat rear to get between the vehicles and into mine.

Nothing, you get in your car, mind your business and be on your way.

I tomahawk their driver-side door handle.

Take pic and post on social media. Jerk-no dog fucker is more like it

I carry a tub of zipties for this reason. I just put zip tie on peoples door handles when they park like that.

Same, but I always zip tie a shopping cart to at least one of their door handles 😅

Step one… wash your car Step two… grab some cheap harbor freight jacks and just leave it on them so they are stuck

Give out parking report cards. Just make them with a simple word document and keep several copies in your car. When you see ass holes like this just fill it out and place on the windshield. Park across the line? Automatic F.

TAWANDA!!

Had a brand new F-150 with a 6 inch lift; parked in the lines; and some Karen was mad their fiesta didn’t have enough room to open her door completely. Her response was to key my entire back left door. Thank god for shitty Walmart security cameras.

I'd squeeze in on the driver side and wouldn't be too careful about not hitting their car.

Remove the schrader valve from one of the tires and put the cap back on. Damage is not permanent but also not easily remedied. That’s the ultimate “harmless” thing to do.

Go home. Get your shit box and jigsaw it in there so tight its uncomfortable.

I park slanted behind them so it’s an effort to get out

I like to let the air out of the tires on the side that squeezed me in. Carry a specific tool just for this.

I carry those really thick zip ties and zip tie shopping carts to their car but you zip tie whatever to them, lol.

Can opener

Park in the back if possible

Staby the tire (don’t actually)

I’d depends on if you drive the Cadillac or the Nissan. If it’s the caddy, you suck.

Pop a tire

You need an Urban Assault Vehicle for these situations.

Let some air outta their tires.

serve them a trip to Firestone

Spray can of aircraft remover

Not like an adult should

Smash the fenders and slash the tires.

I keep a box of nails in case this happens.

They may have done the best they could. Crawl over the passenger seat and go about your business. Life's too short to let this upset you.

I wait for them in the parking lot and tell them learn how to fucking park! If they want smoke we can get it in!

Not all are jerks, some people find it difficult to park SUVs

Back out and park behind them

Break off door handles.

I just saw another white 350z on Instagram with the same issue but with a truck instead of the suv lmao let’s just say he got in by force

I spit on my hand then rub it on the door handles lol