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  1. Once my mom stamped her feet and screamed like a 3-year old because I was 5 mins late out of the shower.

  2. My mom is also a Karen and it makes me so sad.

  3. I used to fake it about 40% of the time with my ex (7 years, 5 of which we were having sex for... and honestly that percentage probably grew to 60% during years 5-7...) I have never faked it with my current partner (9 years). Growing up and life experience have taught me not to settle and more importantly to communicate what I want.

  4. This happened to me once and I was so sad. When your hair is as long as yours after intentionally growing it out... it's upsetting to lose that much when you only asked for a trim. Your hair is gorgeous either way! But I feel this.

  5. The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich

  6. Illogical layouts is correct. My sister bought a 1 bedroom with two full bathrooms. It’s tiny enough as is, why would a one bedroom need two full bathrooms? One full bath and a powder room is more than enough and it would have made the living area bigger so an actual small dining table would fit. Do develops think that guests are going to come over and take a bubble bath?

  7. I recently saw a one bedroom apartment with 4 bathrooms. Why!?

  8. Let the people decide! At my work, the person who won last year submitted a rotting Jack-O-Lantern because her kids carved it super early. The contest will determine which pumpkin is superior!

  9. Im a healthy 33 y.o. I had COVID in June, then a stressful summer, ending with shingles in August. Terrible experience.

  10. This is my experience. Mid-30s, otherwise healthy, had covid for the first time a month ago and now I'm going through shingles and it's so much worse than my case of covid was.

  11. I think it’s exploitation of the poor. It’s already an industry in poorer countries. Ukraine had a number of women who were being used as surrogates for people in the USA and England. I remember reading an article about getting them out of Ukraine, not because they were in danger but because of their fetus. It treats women like wombs. Now with the anti abortion laws in the USA it’s doubly dangerous for any woman to get pregnant so it’s a bad bet here.

  12. Have you read The Farm by Joanne Ramos? Highly recommend.

  13. "I was never told about this!!" Yes, you were.

  14. I just looked it up and there are only two... one is a review for the wrong company and the other might have been accurate 10 years ago but definitely not now.

  15. Nobody wants to sit beside a stranger and everyone avoids eye contact with on-boarding passengers.

  16. That's the thing. Warnings or not, you were still someone's punching bag. It's literally like they forget or do not care that we're human. It is exhausting to dread every call and I feel like I never have enough time between shifts to fully recover before the next one.

  17. I hate when people brag about their new phone like they invented it.

  18. I am pretty sure Eleanor Oliphant is Completely Fine checks your boxes.

  19. Nvm she's trying to attract a man throughout the book... but it doesn't end up being about that at all if you're still interested.

  20. My landlord wanted to raise the rent by over $700 which unfortunately they are within their rights to do. Negotiated with them until they "generously" reduced it by $200. Just got a raise and it's all going in the landlord's pocket.

  21. There are a lot of trains in the East Coast that have seating like this

  22. Toronto's streetcars too. It's the worst.

  23. Psychosis 4.48 by Sarah Kane. She wrote other plays that deal with these themes before she committed suicide.

  24. I think some of them haven’t been literally banned by any organization or authority, but attempts were made. For example, “Patrons complained to the Toronto Public Library that the book be removed, saying it ‘encourages children to use violence against their fathers.’ The library's Materials Review Committee decided to keep the book, citing as a reason for keeping the book, ‘The children are actually told not to hop on pop.’”

  25. He won't. The conservative party of Canada chose him for a reason. They're excited about him. Canada's Trump.

  26. Recently had someone escalate their complaint to a manager. Their complaint? The traffic was bad downtown after they left our venue.

  27. I get SO MANY customers asking about parking, they hold me on the phone and try to get me to direct them! Google maps is a thing! This is not part of my job, it's not my problem that you didn't look for parking before you drove here.

  28. I've also had customers threaten to stop parking in the lot near our venue so we "lose that revenue." ... Meanwhile, it's a public lot owned by a private company that just happens to be close by. IDGAF if you park there or not. No, we aren't going to assign staff to stand in the lot to help old people use the payment machine. No, we aren't going to hire security to direct cars out of the lot. No, we aren't going to send your "feedback" to the parking lot owners. That's a waste of my time and they don't care anyway. You're choosing to drive in a busy city, it's your funeral. Thankfully, the people who need to drive to our venue for accessibility reasons have access to a different lot.

  29. More time in my day for my family is 100% making me happier so... he's clearly a lonely person.

  30. Robin Hood... from the Disney version.

  31. If you like theatre, sometimes they need volunteer ushers. You get a free show out of it. Native Earth and Tarragon are two I can think of.

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