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  1. I wonder how they envision a civil war. Do you picture it as fathers and sons going off to a battle field and dying in massive numbers? Some many of these magats are so fat they couldn’t even pick up the remote if they dropped it on the floor.

  2. They have the guns but we have the insulin

  3. I'm genuinely concerned as to what the friends grandad was doing to make the child uncomfortable...

  4. My wife is a prosecutor and our county’s sexual assault expert. She’s put quite a few grandfathers in prison for molesting kids. Also mom’s boyfriends, neighbors, and some babysitters. The most recent one was a cousin. The number of kids getting molested is staggering and it’s not strangers doing it, for the most part.

  5. My version of masculinity is taking care of the people I care about and not giving two fucks about the image of masculinity I portray to others. That’s probably also a good description of femininity.

  6. My idea of masculinity is protecting the people i love

  7. That's a good thing. Puts you in good company with most of the mothers and fathers in animalia.

  8. Can't wait to see all these idiots bitch and moan about not having access to any of the other services the library provided.

  9. From my experience with people in small Michigan and Midwestern towns, there are about to be a lot of trump voters who can’t finish their appeals for social security disability without access to the computers at the library.

  10. and when the bottom half of the hourglass is full, thats when we cure aging

  11. No that’s when the dead return to feast on human flesh.

  12. Is that inside her house? I can't imagine that being a classroom.

  13. That nazi flag really ties the room together.

  14. Owning the libs at all costs - even if it means self-owning and destroying America - is basically the sole platform of the modern Republican Party.

  15. I’m not a Democrat, so I’ll have to take your word on that. It seems way less dangerous than Republicans “define freedom, define rights,” though.

  16. I was driving toward a town and there was a terrible smell at least a mile out. Turns out heavy rain caused part of a hill with a cemetery on it to slide off.

  17. $5 says he claims to be suffering cognitive impairment as a result of his grocery store assault and can’t testify.

  18. Just another bad copy of a Dyson.

  19. If you’re anxiously watching this thinking that could be you,

  20. Cool. So let’s identify and also not elect those people. This isn’t complicated.

  21. Are the disclosure protections within HIPAA not founded on a right to privacy? The thing the Supreme Court just struck down?

  22. The Supreme Court didn’t strike down the right to privacy…yet. It’s definitely on the chopping block, though. HIPAA is a law. If congress wanted to pass a law protecting abortion rights, it could do that. If the Supreme Court were to reverse Griswold v. Connecticut, which is the case establishing a right to privacy, HIPAA would not go away.

  23. 15 kids total. Some died before him, and thus aren't mentioned in the obituary.

  24. With 15 kids, this could the obituary of hundreds of of peoples’ great great great grandfather and they have no idea.

  25. Yes, he's a fraud. But there are thousands of strippers who owe their entire careers and livelihoods to his songs.

  26. Dr. Oz is a vile piece of human excrement, but this story is inaccurate. His wife’s grandfather co-founded the company, Asplundh. He’s a shareholder but isn’t involved in the company beyond that. He did give money to Asplundh’s PAC, which funneled donations to Republican candidates. You can certainly criticize him for his lack of integrity in remaining a shareholder despite corporate practices he claims to oppose vehemently, and you can blame the hypocrisy of the company for giving money to republicans while profiting off of illegal immigration, but it’s not like he was personally fined or engaged in hiring for the corporation.

  27. I saw a guy do exactly this a couple of months ago and then try to physically lift the back of his truck off the ground to get it away from the pole he hit. I keep telling him to turn his wheel and back up, but he insisted on going forward. Ended up ripping his bumper off. People are morons.

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