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  1. some dumbass in my school almost made me blind in one eye that way, thank fucking god that i closed my eyes right before it hit me, because my eyelid had some damage and i has a blurry spot in my vision for some hours

  2. i'll do you one better, it has been almost 4 years since silksong was announced

  3. by the way,this list is based purely on personal opinions and design, not competitive

  4. When i play piano, i usually finger minors, sexually

  5. Hey guys did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

  6. i hope for op and everyone here in this comment section to understand that life isn't just a few statistics (even without proof/source)

  7. Bro, i took a small peek at your post history and you are an emotional rollercoaster swirling in a shit tornado my boi. In the span of a day you went from not being sad anymore to wanting to die, then from complaining about having no online friends to wondering whether or the people in your dms are dead to wishing you at least had a pedo in your dms, and to people in your class thinking you're depressed, asking how to love yourself, breaking your laptop?...and...the horny shit

  8. HA ! you stupidefact degenerated underdeveloped chair-fork, i HAVE eaten a mango today, so you DO NOT have any cameras on my home, you have just been riggity dazzle-dazzlejiggly'd

  9. tom holland if he grew up in a bad neighborhood in miami

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