Megathread: Manhattan Grand Jury Votes To Indict Trump
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How did he go to the toilet?
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For me, the most annoying thing about ChatGPT is how freewheeling people are with accusations that others are using it. I recently posted a lengthy comment that I’d put a decent amount of effort into writing, and initially it was getting upvotes, but then a user came along and accused it of being written by ChatGPT. That was all it took to turn the tide and the comment ended up downvoted, so I deleted it.
Well I don't think anyone really disagrees
LOL this is Reddit and someone will be along shortly to do just that
Imagine being such a fucking dweeb Reddit mod that you pin your own comment and still only get 30 replies on a post with 60 thousand upvotes, especially after you typed up what you thought was some next level comedy.
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Bully came out on top. And he only left because he literally plagiarized his doctoral dissertation, not for the bullying.
It's sad how often the bully/narcissist/sociopath comes out on top, or never faces accountability for their actions.
What movie is it?
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Haha, I guess. Really I'm documenting the evidence that this sub is currently unmoderated and overrun with repost & spam bots. That will allow me to submit a request for moderatorship to the Admins and if they grant it, I can start cleaning this place up.
Is this a repost from oddly specific?
I shot the photo and made the meme out of it. If someone posted it to that sub it wasn’t me.
If it was in the correct order, it’d go twink > otter > bear
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa... There's pie? What kind?
Ohhh a post for bears! Anyone else going to TBRU in 2 weeks??
Who is Buckit?
WHY IS BUCKIT?!?
My fiancé says it’s probably the camera crew. They cloned over the area to hide them
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