Got my whole food delivery tonight. I guess they only had one crab cake left. Makes me wish I didn't get that big thing if tartar sauce š¤¦š» $52 a lb! Is the filler unicorn semen? Because if it is, it's not listed in the ingredients. 52 bucks. There's gotta be at least a little unicorn semen. Right?

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People who moved out of the parentās house before 30, how?
When you come across a feel-good thing.
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
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Yes, I figure extra steps wonāt hurt.
grocery store jobs will probably never pay well. its the nature of the industry. wfm does pay better than some competitors however.
Just because itās the industry doesnāt make it right. Things change, look how āessentialā we were during Covid like OP pointed out. If we donāt speak up itās going to remain the same.
I used to answer but then it made things worse at our store. Now I scoff and refuse to answer.
How so? If you donāt mind answering.
I'm brutally honest in every single survey they put out. Things don't change if we don't speak up. Our starting pay is not competitive anymore. We need to have affordable benefits for part-time and full-time positions. This company has to learn that it runs on our labor, not the other way around. We will not be fooled any more by fluffy talk of being heroes to our communities. We want part of those record profits they keep bragging about.
Yes to all of that!! I seriously wrote every point you made into the comment section.
$.99, Iām always cutting them up and putting them in my eggs
If the onions have the bulbs on the end, save them and put them in water. Theyāll keep growing
ok.
What I say to every customer who complains about something I have no control over
They donāt call it āWhole Pay Checkā for no reasonšš¤£šš¤£
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that unoriginal joke I could retire from this place
Signs. I watched it as a kid and whenever I look out to my neighbors roof at night I just imagine the alien standing on top. Still freaks me out 20 years later
They sell them to kazoo factories.
Natesvillian?!
Right when a couple wakes up in bed and they start making out. Morning breath doesnāt exist in movies just IRL.
So if everyone is dead, how are they going to eat, get clean water, remove their rubbish, provide electricity, give them medical attention, fix their cars? These people logic are so far out the window itās in space.
I was very lucky when I moved out. I was 21 and was grandfathered in a $1200 rent that I split with 3 other people in a decent size house. Then my parents were apart of the good economy when jobs paid decently well in the late 90s early 00s and they were able to give me about $60k for a down payment for a house in 2017.
Yeah same here. It says I have a video at 1.8M but really itās 1.5M. Iām not mad but it will be disappointing when it corrects to the actual view count.
is this ur first month in the program? if not has it corrected before?
My first month
Same thing here⦠word for word and Iāve tried everything except itās been over three months now. One thing I can add is that I have even tried contacting Instagram on my desktop for support as a last resort and even there I get an error that my username is invalid. So, thereās no way to get in touch with Instagram support! Errors only errorsā¦
Iāve gotten in contact with support but theyāre just as useless as everyone says. I want to give up but I also want money because my page does pretty well with views
Nope and my āmonetization supportā is broken. If I try to click contact support it says an unexpected error occurred. Iāve sent general error reports. Nothing is fixed.
Ok so still the same bullshit then I guess. Iāve contacted Facebook support and they all gave me the same runaround. Literally useless. What makes me mad is taking our info and not paying us. Is that even legal? Itās so frustrating!
Having the same exact issues as youāve described. Was eligible, invited, then deemed ineligible for ācommunity guidelinesā which I read through many times. I have no violations, or strikes. All of my content is original with no other watermarks, I have 82K followers and my engagement is really good. And the email I got back said this is a final decision. Iām going to keep trying until someone can explain what exactly Iām doing wrong. Best of luck to you all!
Did you ever resolve it?
Actually it was a glitch apparently that instagram fixed itself after like 2-3 weeks. Iāve seen that happen to others as well. Just give it a cycle to sort itself out after getting the invitation and filling out the info.
Itās been about 2 months now though :(
I literally have the same exact reason!! My content though i would say can be risky because i post outfits to trending songs so i gueds in a way sometimes it can be revealing clothes, not like im naked or showing bare booty lol. So i thought maybe it was that. But more people have this problem and when they try to use support it doesnāt load so iām suspecting something else
Did you even get it resolved?
When I click on āIneligibleā it says the same thing! But still doesnāt cite a specific post where I violated the community guidelines! Hopefully itās just a bug and gets resolved since it seems like a lot of people are experiencing this
OP Did you ever figure it out?
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Apparently my account was ineligible because Iām not signed up for user pay? I have no idea what that is and I canāt find it in the app. They told me to set up user pay, then send in another appeal for reevaluation.
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I emailed back asking what it was and that I couldnāt find it in the app or in the help center. They only seem to reply after midnight too
Welcome to the party of Instagram screwing a bunch of people over. Iāve looked everywhere and I canāt get into contact with anyone. Iāve had this issue for over a month too :(
OP were you able to get remonetized?
No super hard eye roll
Same thing happened to me. I had to send 3 reports until they fixed it. Iām not so happy they did though. My engagement is nowhere how it used to be before being accepted into this bonus pay.! Iām so ready to be out of it!
How did you send a report? It wonāt load the contact monetization report I keep getting an error page for like the last two weeks
it took me about 2 weeks for it to finally go through.
Iām on a month and itās still glitched for me. Tells me I violated community guidelines but donāt have any violations (never had). And I have a reel with almost a million views. Canāt find a way to contact anyone
Where are you messaging from and actually getting a response?
I know several people that this happened to. It is so ridiculous.
It really is. I keep telling myself Iām just gonna give up on it but itās tempting to try and find a solution because money. The computer strategy didnāt work either. Thank for helping though!
I am over it. I want to withdraw from the program. As soon as they fixed the glitch I went from 488k accounts being reached down to almost 0. This happened the last time I did the reel bonuse too, but this time getting paud even less.
Iāve heard that a lot too. Itās so frustrating. Itās so fucked, dirty meta with a nasty agenda.
This happened to a handful of people! Including me. Iām really hoping it is a glitch but i am kind of afriad it is our fault, i read through their policies and it is very very strict. I tried to get support but the page wont even load which makes me lean towards the glitch theory but i guess we will see either next month, or when there is a new update
Happened to me too. I got invited last Friday and it still tells me Iām ineligible. Even though before I signed up I was. Error page too when trying monetization help. A lot of people are having the same issue as us.