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  1. It couldn't have been too bad, he still has both legs

  2. Worst part was I was working out and building muscle to throw and jump so I was pretty damn heavy for a sprinter. I also didn't have spiked shoes so if the track was slightly wet I was fucked.

  3. Tbf, spikes are literally just a flex from the sprinters with rich parents to the other sprinters with rich parents plus that one kid who actually went to college on a track scholarchip

  4. I managed to snag a cheap pair. I ran with them once and then boom covid. I then graduated and no more track and field.

  5. Yep, sounds about right. I gave up track and field cause I realized I was doing it for other people instead of myself, plus I was more into wrestling anyways. luckily i wasnt doing anything important so when covid hit all I got was more naptime during first and second period.

  6. Or you could argue that the current nosedive started when we developed thumbs.

  7. Nah, that was pretty good, but when we took out jesus, you could argue thats when the current nosedive started

  8. racist white person: "Black people all look the same"

  9. Just because something is legal doesn’t mean it’s right. That’s what this debate is about.

  10. If its legal, who gives an acual shit? When leo is going into elementarily schools like they're strip clubs, THEN we have a serious fucking problem.

  11. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

  12. Dana carvey plays Pistachio Disguisey in... Master Of Disguise

  13. Based on all the videos I see on Reddit, if I lived in the US I’d be carrying a gun too. Stay safe and don’t hang around in schools.

  14. Lmao I graduated already, Im in the clear. On a more sad note, at least I only had 2 shooting scares during my school career.

  15. There was like 4 school shooting in my county from when I was in 5th grade to graduating

  16. Yeah, it sucks how normalized its become, so much so that we can have competitions of " While I was in school, more school shootings happened than when you were in school."

  17. It doesn't help that people that say this can't actually identify what constitutes the left.

  18. If it makes you feel better I cant tell what constitues the right either, and thats because everything is involved in everything in some way, shape or form, so rather than listening to some shepherd brainwash their herd of sheep Id rather form my own opinions based on the shit that actually affects my life. Abortions? None of my concern. Who you gave a ring to and fuck? Couldn't give a shit.Gun laws? The problem is too far gone and anything you do will ultimately be uneffective against anything so i could care less. Unwarranted tarrif on musical instruments? Me and biden finna have hands.

  19. So you don't actually know what these terms mean and are entirely going off of gut feeling. Got it.

  20. No, I know what these term are, I just try and see things from both sides during times I actually feel like giving a shit, which is hard sometimes because a lot of issues that people like to advertise as black and white are really just grey areas that lead to a lot of controversy which is why all or nothing approaches seem the most appealing. Thats why overall I simply choose to ignore them alltogether and focus on the shit that actively affects me in the moment.

  21. “Parents were cousins” banjo sounds intensify

  22. Instead of assuming they feel a certain emotion, simply ask them how they are feeling.

  23. This comment makes you sound mad. Are you mad bro?

  24. We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. You must be, or you wouldn't have come here.

  25. Im not mad, I dont even have a hat or rabbit friend.

  26. Nah, you'd simply make the rats slightly more wet and trip a breaker unless your house is from 200 years ago or some shit

  27. Its called the reddit tax. If you don't own reddit , you don't have to pay for pussy.

  28. What the fuck. Why'd your brain jump to that though lol

  29. Someone threw a bottle at a monkey. Idfk im not them im just taking my best guess

  30. As I sat there triumphantly standing on the regional managers corpse, I saw a white fog roll over all the entrances that led out of the building, then a healthbar labeled "CEO Of Dollar Store" showed up at the bottom of my screen and boss music started playing.

  31. ummm internal bleeding in the brain? seizure leading to paralysis? plenty of ways this kid coulda died my dude

  32. The way she was talking, might have been someone they knew at least a little bit

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