Every second I look away there is a Gold Coast goal

Gold Coast are so sexy

AFL having two potentially great games on at the same time in a bye round speaks volumes about them

Oskar Baker feels like a character brought to life by Bevo’s kids and he’s not a real person

It’s times like this that we have to ask important questions: Which Batman is SDK? I think he’s a tall Adam West.

He’s the SDK Batman

Port not up by 100 by now is shameful

Not sure we have ever seen a player that doesn’t look miserable watching their own team play lmao

If Port don’t get to 200 then I’ll personally burn all their prison bar guernseys

That vision is scary

They didn’t do it for the EMBLEM

You know I’m not even mad or disappointed

Someone needs to do a medical check on Mario from Doncaster

Walsh is so bad tonight it hurts

Wishing all of them nothing but the best after this debacle.

Fremantle should change theirs to just a photo of King Freddy’s face.

I thought Fyfe was at the one year extensions only stage with his injuries

C+ for King Freddy?

No idea what is going on

Just waiting for the return of Martin Frederick

Hawks trying to assert dominance down there

We played so well years ago that 20 years of mediocrity still keeps us in the top four lmao

SUNNY

You can just smell what the Suns are cooking

At a point where I hope I get 0/9 in tipping this round

Bulldogs and Essendon on stand by with this day of upsets

Do it for Toby

Carlton aren’t the only LOL of the Week

This must be what being a Carlton fan is like

Oh no it’s much much worse

King Freddy is too powerful for this world

Move us to Tasmania

Hello darkness my old friend

I am ready to feel pain

Wow we are in the top four at something

Vlastuin went to Ibiza with Hardwick

DO YOU WANT DEPRESSION TO GO WITH THE INJURIES, SYDNEY? ITS FREE OF CHARGE

OUR BROTHERS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR BROTHERS

YOU ALREADY HURT US SHUT UP

What he really said was: “I need a break… from seeing the West Australian”