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  1. As an American I'm supremely jealous of how freely Australians can use cunt. If someone here overhears you saying it they look at you like you just kicked a toddler

  2. Maybe you should stop screaming it as you are punting toddlers.

  3. Season four taught me to not watch the trailers. It spoils some pretty critical moments.

  4. What’s a good beef to chorizo ratio. I’ve tried a couple times but the patties end up falling apart?

  5. Ground chuck patty, American cheese, Fritos, and chili sauce.

  6. Ground chuck patty, American cheese, Fritos, and smothered with chili sauce.

  7. Don’t forget it’s also the spouses of veterans because who fucking knows why…

  8. If you liked it, then it’s enough pepe. Some people don’t like huge pepe, they prefer little pepe.

  9. A store in my area sells what they call “tumbleweeds” that are twisted up small bundles of wood shavings that burn real clean with no added chemicals. Pretty cheap, the last time it was $12 and it had like two dozen of the bundles. One of them will get a full chimney going.

  10. Ground chicken patty with lettuce, tomato, onion, cheddar, turkey bacon, and a honey chili sauce. All washed down with a Stone IPA.

  11. Ground chicken patty with lettuce, tomato, onion, cheddar, turkey bacon, and a honey chili sauce. All washed down with a Stone IPA.

  12. For people that think the Skip’s Scramble is for the weak

  13. I did this with a pizza once. Came home from the bar, was hungry so I put a pizza in the oven. I passed out and when I woke up I found a charcoal disc in the oven.

  14. The power to lift an aircraft carrier is insignificant compared to the power of two horses that are best friends.

  15. A demogorgon is like a wild animal, so while it’s scary I also think it’s understandable and avoidable if you know what you’re dealing with.

  16. I never understood how people eat really tall burgers. Do you just smush it before eating?

  17. He’s still in the early stages, MBA is the end goal.

  18. To translate this into normal speak: it means his dad will give him a job if he at least attempts a gentleman’s third.

  19. Who cares about Nintendo! We all know Americantendo is the gaming console of the future!

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