One of my buddy's took $100k out his and his wife's bank.She had no idea he did it. Down payment money for a house. Yolo on it was either bank of America or Wells Fargo about 8to10 years ago. 2 weeks later she finds the house she wants. He had to tell her there is no more $100k dropped to about $60k. He said we can take the $40k loss or wait for it to go back up. 6 months later he cashed out at $120k For a good 2to3 years he wasn't allowed to have more $20 at a time and she made him bring back receipts for everything.
I imagine most married people have joint accounts so while checking the spouses account theyāre also checking their own account. Wild how people married for 20 years share things!
He mentioned he started following a group called āWSBā a couple days ago. He said that apparently his first one is always free? What does that mean?
Me and my partner have a joint account that runs the house and pays all the bills. We both put about 60% of our wages in this account. The rest stays in our own accounts and we can do what we like with it. Never understood all money going into the joint account surely it's just a recipe for disaster eventually and how do you surprise your wife with a nice meal or a present with her own money.
Bet she makes more money than him, probably makes it easier, mindset: I'm going to get her money, teist it up in these stocks, do a dance, wait a couple days (paperhands) then take it out and count it should be doubled. Then I would have made as much as her, now I'm the bread winner too.. Oh look a dip...
Can you imagine being addicted to something that you never even got the high from? Lol this dude never got a taste of a win and kept going back ššš
He bought bed bath and beyond options when it was at $20 a share, which doesn't make any sense since he says he hates the store and will never step foot in it whenever I go there.
Ā£1000 left after finding a washer and dryer at a lower price???? LMFAO what were you buying a fucking launderette?? Obviously a complete crock of shit.
I tell my daughters to build their own investments whether property or savings, then save what's left with their partners. Because when things like this occur, it's the missus that carries the can.
My husband lost about $120k last year and still claims he āknows the marketā. He made $400k and I made $200k, so it wasnāt that big of a deal. Now that the housing market tanked, he has a regular job making $100k a year and stopped playing with options. I was mad in the beginning, but I stayed because we all make mistakes and heās a really good person, husband and father.
Yeah, seriously. And some morons on this post had the audacity to blame the poor wife for not 'standing by her man' cause he out of money now...even though it was THEIR MONEY which she contributed to as well for their retirement and daughter's university. *shakes head*
To all my fellow regards out there, when you have a kid, playtime is over. For the love of god, seek real financial advice and donāt yolo your life savings at the casino.
Looks like if she ever wants to go to Uni she'll have to work for it or take out a loan like most girls. And I feel the wife is more disappointed in the husbands actions than anything. The husband with this large amount of money should have gone to someone who knew what the fuck was going on. It seemed like the husband has a gambling/stock problem.
Divorce him Then Decide if you want to support him Emotionally for Gambling addiction. If you do not want to divorce him. I would say I will only stay with you if you get Treatment and Go with him. This is to understand why & maybe in time you will learn to forgive him.
There has to be more money with her. There is always a last chance. He needs to know exactly what amount of money, withdraw it when she's gone to work, and yolo it into options.
Either options, market buying penny stocks, or buying the literal peak of the marketā¦ How can anyone suck this badly? I used to suck at this, but this year, Iām actually up like $10k. How in the fuck can you be this awful at stocks? Even idiots end up making money sometimes, but 3 times in a row? Damnnnn
Yes maāam,he would have! Itās not his fault, though! Hear me out. Online trading is the culprit in this scenario, thatās made investing si easy. Find out which trading platform he used. Write and phone them,telling themā my husband stole this money from my daughter and me. I want to be paid back!ā Thatās how you get it back!
You will never be able to trust him with š“š“š°š°š“š“š°again ! He will sneak behind the local Wendyās dumpster to make some š“ too scratch his itch to gamble on stocks and swallow !! He has the ā I know I can win it all back itch ā guess what he will be living in a card board box soon.
64k for Uni and retirement getting .03% Kinda late for that spine on the 3 red and slap it all in so you actually can retire or work until the government takes care of you like the rest of us middle class.
Thank god Im not married. I can lose money and the only person who hates me is myself
Yeah but you can't leverage on a loan from your wife's boyfriend
Everyone needs someone to be disappointed in them. I hate you forever š you shady mf
Don't forget your dog, mine looks at me funny when I go all in (stocks)
Donāt be so hard on yourself, Iām sure thereās other people who still hate you
Says you.
Just so you know, you can hate yourself without losing money.
Thatās the first thing I unbound from when I got divorcedā¦ the freedom is now fuxking palpableā¦ gloriousā¦
Haha I love my husband he let his Dad invest for us in January, down $70kā¦.š
I'm not very fond of you.
Donāt worry. Iām sure thereās other people that hate you as well. Just not for losing $ on stonks
Right! Lol
I can win money and hate myself anyway
Trust me bro, we all hate myself
Who needs a wife when you can post juicy loss porn
One of my buddy's took $100k out his and his wife's bank.She had no idea he did it. Down payment money for a house. Yolo on it was either bank of America or Wells Fargo about 8to10 years ago. 2 weeks later she finds the house she wants. He had to tell her there is no more $100k dropped to about $60k. He said we can take the $40k loss or wait for it to go back up. 6 months later he cashed out at $120k For a good 2to3 years he wasn't allowed to have more $20 at a time and she made him bring back receipts for everything.
Dude must have gotten a CFA trying to find a way to turn that loss around, racing against time before the wife found herself a boyfriend.
Bro saved his marriage. What a gamer.
Dude got a 20% return! Wife doesn't realize he's the next Warren Buffett!
If it went the other way, then that's a bad day. Glad it worked for him.
This would be the shortest conversation ever.
He spent it on hookers and coke then blamed it on stock trading . Smart
$90k on hookers ?? Do they cure cancer ?
"bought stocks!" This regarded degen was not buying "stocks"...
Yeah no def 0d spy puts at the bottom. But itās easier to say stocks to someone who doesnāt understand
Have you checked your husbandās boyfriendās accounts for your money?
I imagine most married people have joint accounts so while checking the spouses account theyāre also checking their own account. Wild how people married for 20 years share things!
Its in pounds. He didnt even lose real money
Its monopoly money, they canāt even stop QE without their whole system blowing up lol
Depends if the pounds of money was dollar bills or benjamins.
He probably looks fantastic losing all that weight!
Lol, so they all lost pounds, Nice Figures
All fiat is Monopoly money
"I don't know what he was thinking because he didn't know anything about the stock market."
He mentioned he started following a group called āWSBā a couple days ago. He said that apparently his first one is always free? What does that mean?
And we all took that personally š
Maybe not stocks but heās an expert at WSB trading.
neither do I but it doesnāt stop me from going full send on stocks I know nothing about
He is playing 4d chess. Pretending to lose the money in the market and asking not to get divorced when he wanted the cash and divorce all along.
Itās all in cash in a shoebox in the boot of his car.
Actually thatās a good idea
Rule number two when married have separate accounts. That way she spends what she wants and you invest what you want after bills are split and payed.
Whatās rule number one ?
Me and my partner have a joint account that runs the house and pays all the bills. We both put about 60% of our wages in this account. The rest stays in our own accounts and we can do what we like with it. Never understood all money going into the joint account surely it's just a recipe for disaster eventually and how do you surprise your wife with a nice meal or a present with her own money.
Bet she makes more money than him, probably makes it easier, mindset: I'm going to get her money, teist it up in these stocks, do a dance, wait a couple days (paperhands) then take it out and count it should be doubled. Then I would have made as much as her, now I'm the bread winner too.. Oh look a dip...
That is very specific lol
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Puts on his marriage.
She married a degenerate who will do it again if he can get his hands on more money.
Can you imagine being addicted to something that you never even got the high from? Lol this dude never got a taste of a win and kept going back ššš
Just donāt make it so easy!
Sounds like he saved yous a bunch of money in college fees
Thatās true! Teach the kid trading techniques!
Thank god I'm just addicted to drugs
We need to start asking āwhich meme stockā because we know itās a meme stock. Iām guessing AMC šš
If he lost all of it he must have been buying options.
Nah it was bbby.
See all those people who didn't make money on GME and AMC?
He bought bed bath and beyond options when it was at $20 a share, which doesn't make any sense since he says he hates the store and will never step foot in it whenever I go there.
Wonder if sheās good looking, love that accent
Ā£1000 left after finding a washer and dryer at a lower price???? LMFAO what were you buying a fucking launderette?? Obviously a complete crock of shit.
No no no. He told her the washer and dryer set cost 1000 more than it was and yolod that shart on AMD calls
Can't be me. My wife no longer refers to me as her husband!
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All he needed was to do an inverse Cramer
He lost GB pounds, like losing yens or yuans.
What stocks did he buy? My worst stocks ever performed at -70%.
Sucks. With inflation, this is going to hurt even more.
Wouldnāt it hurt less. In two years that 90k will barely buy you two hand jobs behind Wendyās and a junior bacon cheeseburger
I tell my daughters to build their own investments whether property or savings, then save what's left with their partners. Because when things like this occur, it's the missus that carries the can.
Divorce is in your future
There goes my hero... LOL
Heās ordinary
Honey they were just stocksā¦definitely not ODTES
My husband lost about $120k last year and still claims he āknows the marketā. He made $400k and I made $200k, so it wasnāt that big of a deal. Now that the housing market tanked, he has a regular job making $100k a year and stopped playing with options. I was mad in the beginning, but I stayed because we all make mistakes and heās a really good person, husband and father.
I mean as long as it was his money
Jesus Christ, that poor woman. I love me my gambling squiggly lines as much as the next guy, but what an insane fuck you to your family.
Yeah, seriously. And some morons on this post had the audacity to blame the poor wife for not 'standing by her man' cause he out of money now...even though it was THEIR MONEY which she contributed to as well for their retirement and daughter's university. *shakes head*
Gambling is an addiction. Money is an addiction. Don't make dumbass unreasonable moves.
Anything can become an addiction. Everything in moderation! Especially the hookers.
Addiction isn't real. People just have no self control and love blaming everything except themselves.
he probably simped it all to ladybois on of
Who read this in British accent?
Me
Do you have proof it was for āstocksā?
Anyone find original post? I want to read some of OOP's comments.
She canāt let him quit now, the market is about to turn.
Any second now...
Stocks or options ? If stocks and especially in ETFs itās fine you will recover
To all my fellow regards out there, when you have a kid, playtime is over. For the love of god, seek real financial advice and donāt yolo your life savings at the casino.
Damn you beat me to it.
Does anyone have her number? Clearly the husband belongs on this subreddit
So unlucky, all the stocks he āboughtā went to zero.
Options ain't even available in the UK how tf
You can trade options on Saxo, and there are a bunch of other brokers that do options.
This is how wives get bfs
it was me sorry guys
You gotta chill out. He had good intentions
Would she leave him if he secretly took money and became a millionaire?
My Girlfriend told me the same thing about her husband recentlyā¦
you said āfor better and for worseā soooooooo
Sounds like he meant well. Ask yourself if he had become a millionaire would he have stayed with you. If not. Fuck him off
Looks like if she ever wants to go to Uni she'll have to work for it or take out a loan like most girls. And I feel the wife is more disappointed in the husbands actions than anything. The husband with this large amount of money should have gone to someone who knew what the fuck was going on. It seemed like the husband has a gambling/stock problem.
Ask yourself what you wouldāve done had he tripled your savings. Thereās where youāll find your answer
Money is just money. Banks create it out of thin air
Fuckin Cramer š¤Ŗ
Get a second boyfriend.
To be fair it would have been just as big of a waste spending it on the University
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You are sick
Women, where I come from are taught āwhat's mine is mine, what's yours is oursā
Why get married then?
Of course heāll do it again, how else is he gonna make back what he lost?
Studies show gamblers always quit right before their big payoffā¦better give him one more shot at it
The poor bloke needs a new girlfriend, if the missus is firing up on small Monopoly money change.
Well the good news is that you donāt have to pay for your daughter to go āfind herselfā by getting fucked doggy and plastered every weekend now.
thathappened
Time to go. Dude is a gambling addict.
Why not get them help ?
Divorce him Then Decide if you want to support him Emotionally for Gambling addiction. If you do not want to divorce him. I would say I will only stay with you if you get Treatment and Go with him. This is to understand why & maybe in time you will learn to forgive him.
Those r rookie numbers anyways 90k haha.
Terrible wife. Itās an addiction/ disease. How about supporting the man instead of pointing fingers? Thatās not productive at all
Nah homie, he's got a gambling addiction and is in the wrong here.
Looks like it's euros so the appropriate term is fuckres
It's British, not Euros, so still fuckers. In fact the Brits invented fuckers. The fuckers.
Wow.
her fault for not noticing, lose 1000 his fault, 90k is her fault
DEADASS BRO, I saw this and Immediately thought of the people on this subreddit
Hopefully its now ex-husband
Legend !
He's just telling her that it was the stock market, but it was likely drugs and hookers
It's only an unrealized loss if you don't sell
Holy shit.
Wow me much better only last a fraction compared to him. True legend
Reminds me of goodfellas when ray liotta comes home late and his wifeās mom is yelling shit about him
Bruh, dude is not buying stocks. 100% he's doing options
Our Hero
Sad
Cry about it
There has to be more money with her. There is always a last chance. He needs to know exactly what amount of money, withdraw it when she's gone to work, and yolo it into options.
aw heck, That subreddit banned me a good long time ago.
Keep funding Kenny and Co.
This is the kinda loss porn I come hear for
Either options, market buying penny stocks, or buying the literal peak of the marketā¦ How can anyone suck this badly? I used to suck at this, but this year, Iām actually up like $10k. How in the fuck can you be this awful at stocks? Even idiots end up making money sometimes, but 3 times in a row? Damnnnn
He has an addiction. The last thing he needs is being separated from his best supporter. Get him help and be there for him along the way.
That's a lot of fucking loss posts to sift through to find out! xD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yes maāam,he would have! Itās not his fault, though! Hear me out. Online trading is the culprit in this scenario, thatās made investing si easy. Find out which trading platform he used. Write and phone them,telling themā my husband stole this money from my daughter and me. I want to be paid back!ā Thatās how you get it back!
Gosh...another one....thus getting old.
Itās just money.
But did he sell?
Lol
Proof or ban.
You think it's just ONE? A lot of you idiots have lost more than your life's savings
Hmmm I lost all my money gambling.
Did you say 3x leverage? I got this
It was me seƱor diamond hands atleast she won't get half
Checked the username but luckily in pounds, Iām safe for now.
I mean, it could be me..... but I don't live in the UK or use Ā£
"he doesn't know a thing about stock market" ... one of us!
Absolute Chad.
Sounds like a classic case of gambling addiction, poor fool needs some professional help.
If I was himā¦ I would sell you and my daughter yolo!!!
Maybe your boyfriend can help pay the loan back and earn the rest of the loss back by prostituting your husband to homos.
Dibs on the ex-wife!
welp i guess they aint retiring in spain after all
64k pounds? Those are rookie numbers.
Sheās our wife nowā¦
Lmao ...he had the itch!
Shoulda used real money
Me. That one is me.
My wife hates me
First time?
Boyfriend waiting with open arms for the lady.
My guess it had to do with bbby squeeze š
Wonder how she would react if he gain 300% ?
In case you were wondering this isn't about me. I use American dollaroos and I lost way more than that.
You will never be able to trust him with š“š“š°š°š“š“š°again ! He will sneak behind the local Wendyās dumpster to make some š“ too scratch his itch to gamble on stocks and swallow !! He has the ā I know I can win it all back itch ā guess what he will be living in a card board box soon.
Maybe he actually made millions and is hiding it from her, and wants the divorce so he finally enjoy his life.
If you love him , youll seek help before he is consumed by the guilt
His daughter can do onlyf
Yeaaahhhh....he wasn't "purchasing stocks" he was gambling on options. 2 different things.
Mistake one. Marriage
She needs to talk it over with the bf
64k for Uni and retirement getting .03% Kinda late for that spine on the 3 red and slap it all in so you actually can retire or work until the government takes care of you like the rest of us middle class.