He's innocent your honor!! Look in those precious eyes then tell me that are ANYTHING purge than precious. Don't hate him cause he's chonky, he can help that no more than he could change those eyes!
We the jury find the defendant, Hippo C Wiggle Butt to be guilty on 3 counts of zoomies and being so dang adorable without a license. We sentence the defendant to 15 minuets of belly rubs and 4 games of tug
Depends. Did you sneak up on him or have you been asking from the other room “WHO DID THIS!?!?!?” Cause those eyes say “I don’t know what you’re talking about but I LOVE YOU!!!”
That face and those ears say guilty. Not sure of what, but definitely guilty. Did he steal your taco? my hippo stole my taco 😭 it was egg and bean on corn…
Guilty on all charges of being cute, cuddly, happy hippo. Sentence is a life of love, affection, belly rubs, naps, zoomies, and endless supply of treats
Guilty! Adorable as charged. Those meaty cheeks should not be a reason for dismissal and the accused should be sentanced to pets and butt scratches until death!
That is THE most innocent face! Obviously this baby has been set up. Prob by the cat lol. I demand immediate release & compawnsation for this sweetheart :)
Remember to be nice!
I find the defendant chonky.
He must answer for his chonk
Sentenced to many years of belly rubs, zoomies, and naps.
Not chonky. That’s body positive model material right there! 😂❤️
He's innocent your honor!! Look in those precious eyes then tell me that are ANYTHING purge than precious. Don't hate him cause he's chonky, he can help that no more than he could change those eyes!
Oops, purge should read "but", man I need a paralegal!
The eyes say he didn’t do it!
The lack of ears says he did
Guilty of being cute and cuddly. Sentenced to snuggles and nose boops.
We the jury find the defendant, Hippo C Wiggle Butt to be guilty on 3 counts of zoomies and being so dang adorable without a license. We sentence the defendant to 15 minuets of belly rubs and 4 games of tug
GUILTY AND WILL BE SUBJECT TO ALL PUNISHMENTS LISTED ABOVE
What are the charges??
Eating a succulent Chinese meal
Guilty of felony cuteness!
This is the content I come to Reddit for
Same.
Obviously a SEAL ❤ 10/10 innocent!
The jury finds the defendant guilty of the following charges:
GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES
Not guilty…ok maybe a little guilty but only the tiny bit
Depends. Did you sneak up on him or have you been asking from the other room “WHO DID THIS!?!?!?” Cause those eyes say “I don’t know what you’re talking about but I LOVE YOU!!!”
Mine always has this look of, “but I will help you look for da poopetrator”
Him do a innocent
Ooh sooo guilty..
Free him!😂
Obviously guilty of theft for stealing our hearts 🥹🥹🥹
Guilty! Of being adorable. Sentenced to loving attention, treats, scritches and play with a devoted family.
Guilty of first degree smooshable face with the aggravating factor of being a little potato
Not guilty!!! You should be counter sued for slander! ❤️🤣
That m.f-er did it. But he makes a strong case for a lenient sentence.
NGRI, for sure.
Guilty, but with governor pardon due to his excessive case of puppy eyes. Locking him up would be criminal/cruel and unusual punishment
NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF ADORABLENESS!!
Devastatingly guilty.
Sounds saucy
If it’s guilty of being an adorable meatball, then yes, this hippo is guilty in the 1st degree.
Guilty of being a W I D E B O I
Guilty of being adorable
Not guilty
Guilty of love!
Guilty of being too heccin' cute!
guilty of being a fucking adorable lil sausage!
Not guilty
Guilty of being adorable😍😍
Not guilty! Not ever!
Guilty of being a very sweet boi!
He’s only guilty of being super duper cute and cuddly!!!
Guilty of being stunningly cute!
Guilty of being a sweet precious?? Yes, Your Honor.
Guilty of AWESOMENESS!!
Not guilty, the hippo is demonstrably a very good boy.
Guilty of stealing my heart
Ham is innocent, he only guilty of being the bestest boy.
The worst crime of all!
Guilty but just SO SORRY OK
I find the chonky NOT GUILTY! I dont care what crime was committed!
A puppo that beautiful can't be guilty of anything except needing lots of pets and kisses!
Never guilty. Just adorable!!!!💗💗🐾🐾💗💗
WHAT. DID. YOU. DOOOOOOO?
Guilty. Remand them to my custody for maximum security blanket, 20 years of being in my heart and 3 snacks per day.
FRAMED
Not guilty on all charges!
Guilty of what? Being cute?!
Guilty of eating tissue paper.
The eyes are too cute. They definitely did something they shouldn’t do.
And he KNOWS
Definitely bad, but the kind of bad where you want to smoosh his cheeks and ask him wtf man. Then kiss his forehead.
My wife has handed down the following ruling: “If the good boy sits, you must acquit”
Caught red chined!
He deserves a pardon! Mercy!
Not guilty. 💯 adorable 🥰
Not guilty by reason of insanely adorable!!
Unanimous decision. Not guilty. Extra treats awarded for emotional damages rendered.
Guilty of being my new favorite velvet hippo. THAT FACE.
Super guilty of stealing my heart! 😍
That look says guilty. To adorable.
Lovely puppy
NOT GUILTY
He was obviously framed. Not guilty!
Absolutely guilty of being adorable and having a completely squishable face!! What a sweet velvet hippo
Guilty of being a cutie patootie
Guilty of being the cutest lumpkin. Sentenced to 5 snuggles and 2 treats.
Guilty of NOTHING
Never guilty!
Never guilty, look at that beautiful baby seal 🦭
That is the guiltiest face I ever did see.
Innocent of all charges
Seriously guilty
I need to know the crime.
We the jury find this handsome chonky puppy not guilty on all accounts. Furthermore we would all like to say Whosagoodboy
Guilty! Of being adorable 🥰
Guilty! Of first degree cutess
Not guilty by reason of adorableness.
I find the defendant guilty of explicit and overwhelming cuteness without a permit.
Hahaa for sure not guilty!! Look at that sweet face 😍🫶🐾🥰
I vote for jury nullification!!!
When the ears disappear, the guilt is a definite!
Definitely guilty. Sentenced to continuous scritches until I see a smile, and then belly rubs until leg twitching commences.
Oh of course Guilty. Guilty of being adorable. Lock up the pup in cuddles and play time for life.
Guilty of being so gosh darn huggable! Who’s a good doggy? You are!
look at that face, how could I ever find this cutie guilty?!
100% innocent
Seems very remorseful
Not guilty for reasons of being a sweetie
INNOCENT and needing snuggles and chicken 💛
I see no guilty dog, only an exceptionally adorable concrete slab.
Absolutely innocent. Looks worthy of a big hug and a smooch.
Guilty of what? Being fucking adorable? Yes.
Not guilty, by reason of being too stinkin’ cute.
Not guilty
That face and those ears say guilty. Not sure of what, but definitely guilty. Did he steal your taco? my hippo stole my taco 😭 it was egg and bean on corn…
Guilty of being a very good boy
he has never had any thoughts his whole life, he’s innocent
GUILTY OF STEALING MY HEART
Guilty of involuntary cuteness. Fo. Sho. 😚
So, so very guilty!
Guilty of being super cute and cuddly!!
Guilty of cuteness. Sentenced to lifetime of belly rubs and head scritches.
Guilty, I sentence him to 10 minutes in treat isolation.
GUILTY!!!! Of being the best puppers EVER!
Guilty for stealing ma heart!
Definitely not guilty 😬
guilty send them to ham jail 4 minutes
Not innoguiltycent!
😂 That face! Those huge eyes! Not guilty of course! What a beautiful, BEAUTIFUL dog!
Guilty, but I'll give him a second chance. 😁😁
Definitely Not Guilty
Guilty on all charges of being cute, cuddly, happy hippo. Sentence is a life of love, affection, belly rubs, naps, zoomies, and endless supply of treats
Guilty of being an absolute sweetie pie
Never guilty.
Look at that innocent face!!
Guilty of extreme cuteness !
Guilty of being excessively cute, fine set to one boop
Guilty of extreme adorableness. Sentenced to a life term with favorite humans.
Guilty of stealing hearts and treats.
Guilty of being a potato head. Sentence: 100 neck scritches.
Guilty and sentenced to death by hugs and kisses!!! 😠
GUILTY!! OF BEING A SWEETIE!!
Guilty! 🤪
Guilty in the barkth degree. If i were him, id plead da fif.
Guilty on 76 counts of being ADORABLE
I find this hippo smoochable. 😘
Guilty of being adorable
Innocent angel 😇
Guilty of being adorable.
Definitely guilty!
Not guilty. That face can do no wrong.
Guilty of being a Sweet Baby Angel!
INNOCENT
Guilty. Sentenced to face smushing and snuggles.
GUILTY!!..of being a sweet potato.
Guilty but acquitted due to excessive cuteness.
Yeah, that’s a “guilty” for me.
No contest
The answer is yes. Guilty of needing massive rubs, not guilty of being bad.
Guilty of stealing hearts everywhere!!
Never guilty. This beautiful hippo can do no wrong 😍 Also happy cake day!!
Not guilty
I mean guilty … but that face!! How can you stay mad?
Not guilty! By reason of permanent adorableness
I know that expression, he did something .I forgive him though
Not guilty. Ever. Ever. Ever.
Guilty! Lmao
Guilty....of being precious.
The evidence of extreme cuteness is overwhelming.
Guilty! I sentence them to 1000 belly rubs. To be carried out immediately.
Not guilty!
Oh he’s guilty alright but with those eyes good luck getting a conviction.
If the glove don’t fit, acquit!
Guilty! Adorable as charged. Those meaty cheeks should not be a reason for dismissal and the accused should be sentanced to pets and butt scratches until death!
That’s a completely adorable and guilty face.
Guilty. I recommend a rehabilitation program involving lots of pats and cuddles.
Guilty
Not guilty to the maximum degree
It’s a pit it’s automatically guilty.
Guilty of being absolutely adorable and squeezable!
Guilty!
I was blessed just now to find this sub. Not guilty. Tell him I love him though.
Definitely looks like they did something.
I find this hippo guilty of being sweet, adorable, chonky boi. They are sentenced to eternal cuddles and treats, effective immediately.
Look at that face! Not Guilty!
Absolutely NOT GUILTY!
Guilty. A life sentence of endless cuddles
guilty! Of being cute!
I fing this good boy or good girl guilty of the highest order of cuteness Punishment 50000000000000 boops
You can’t handle the truth!!
Innocent and pure
Guilty of being a cutie!
That is THE most innocent face! Obviously this baby has been set up. Prob by the cat lol. I demand immediate release & compawnsation for this sweetheart :)
Not guilty…..the little sweetie
Impersonating a Hippo? Guilty!
oh Ham-ster...you are incredibly guilty...of constantly stealing my heart :)
I find this hippo guilty of needing hugs from me forever. And lots of treats.
Guilty