Looks like he already roasted it. Try a hot pan next time fella.

Honestly it’s pretty good since it looks like he used a flashlight.

Did he steam it?

He probably saw the milk boil method on this subreddit and tried that.

I love a good steamed ham, I wonder how a steamed steak would be, gonna have to give that a go!

He boiled it 😂

Looks like he already roasted it… in an EZ-Bake Oven

No if we roast it for him he’ll never learn to do it himself.

Which would be a good thing, considering that would be a terrible way to cook this steak.

He gets no crust and no bitches

Belongs in

I’d be down. Would like a better sear but wouldn’t say no

Good looking meatloaf, get the ketchup.

Seriously. Today is one of my fasting days so even a meh steak looks pretty darn tasty LOL!

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Looks like takeout from Denny’s.

You beat me to it. Looks like 2 am Shame dinner.

After slicing with a dull hack saw.

I won’t roast the steak, but his knife is dull AF. Go get a sharpen and honing stick.

Looks like maybe he stuck the fork the entire way through the steak and then cut with a knife

No crust

Only thing bad about the steak is the company he eats it with…

Ha to be fair I wasn’t there. He sent this to our fantasy football group saying “bet you boys wish you could eat Steak for lunch everyday”. So I had to hit back with this. Reddit always delivers

Su vide without the bag?

How the fuck is it simultaneously raw and overcooked?

I pictured Gordon Ramsay yelling that. LOL

Cold core temperature and/or low heat. There's hardly any crust on it.

I was going to say how is it simultaneously pink but look so dry

No friend of mine, that’s for sure

Why roast it he clearly already boiled it.

Boiled to imperfection.

Ask him how it tasted. If it was good then peeps can fuck right off.

I’d eat it

The cow that died for this is laughing it’s ass off

Did Asmongold cook this

Someone was proud enough to cut that up in advance and I feel so sorry for them.

This looks like cat food.

Wow looks as good as a steak from Denny's.

I wish it would have been roasted instead of in the microwave.

Man, this makes me appreciate the steak my boyfriend cooked last night sooooo much more.

Is it cake?

If that is how he likes his steak, then it is perfect; there is not just one way to prepare a steak.

I’d eat it

3/10 would still eat

For the love of God, man! The steak has been cooked enough already! Oh, wait

It does need some roasting

What a waste of time (and meat)

It is over done and not a good seat.

Sure looks like a roast

Man threw a pack of hi-chews in some seasoning huh?

No. Cooking ain’t easy.

Try some seasoning?

Your friend could do better if he roasted the steak instead of eating it.

why roast it when it's already been microwaved

That looks like steamed shit. Pack your bags dill weed

Your friend should have roasted his own

It’s already done, why roast it when you can eat it?

I could cook a better steak on a hot car.

Was this seasoned with a dust pan?

It's easier to clean the pot if you boil instead of sear...

"Fwend"

Milk steak?

Looks like he already did...

This inspired me to get steak for tonight, just to block this out of my mind.

I don’t think the lighting helps at all

I don't really like dogging on people with stuff like this as I don't know this persons cooking level or more importantly experience with cooking steaks. Like obviously this is bad but if they are a beginner then actual critique is important for improvement. If this is a photo of them bragging then well ya roast away, but if they are looking on where to improve than that is something different.

Cheap meat, no crust, looks like he shook dry rosemary on it (mouth daggers), sliced with a dull knife

At least it's not well done.

Getting that much cooked interior with no crust on the outside takes real skill. I’m frankly impressed.

How is it pink in the middle but still look so dry? Was it left on the counter overnight?

Like I’ll eat it but where the crust at

Don’t cook steak in grandmas teakettle. If this was a test to prove your not a sociopath you failed.

Why is everyone afraid of a sear on this sub

*Pork chop

They bout to drag him :(

That knife is about as dull as your cooking skills there bud.

Sad display of beef poor thing should be put out of its misery.

Did he let it in room temperature before cooking it?

No need for me to roast it when the dog already chewed it up.

Probably woulda been fine with a sear

Honestly it just looks like he didn't let the steak rest before cooking it. That's my guess as to why the brown goes so far down while the middle is still pretty rare and the sear is really weak. If that's the case, next time when you pull the steak out of the fridge. Season it and let it rest for 10+ minutes (depends how cold the steak was) till the temperature evens out. Then, cook it.

Fucking love mill steak

I made a steak only slightly more seared than this yesterday. I had no fucks to give. It was still delicious.

Did he cut it with a fork?

The pink is a decent color. But looking at the sear it’s like he was going out of his way to make this look bad.

Boiled to perfection.

Did he tear that up with his bare hands? Definitely wasn’t a knife

Did he feed it to a dog and it threw it back up? What’s with the horrible jagged cuts did he use a butter knife. Also why is there sticks on top of my steak?

Hard to make it look that bad and look as inconsistently bad. Some of its fucking medium and some of it looks near raw. He hung half of it in the milk for boil and steamed the other half.

Nah, I just can't. Besides, it looks great for boiled meat.

You're a really supportive friend!

Did he shag it?

Looks like it was cut by a dog’s teeth.

It'd be a decent lean brisket, if it had a crust.

🤢

Your friend’s steak looks like roast 👽

As long as it tastes good who freaking cares? It's MR, crust isn't bad, just looks like they didn't dry it before attempting searing

I outta stick my foot up his ass

Even a roast fucking cook it

More enjoyable to roast the cook directly….

I’d eat it and enjoy it, but sear that beef next time

A bit under-seared and a bit over-done for my tastes, but look OK

That cow must have insulted his mother to be destroyed that badly

I've seen better on the side of the road. Poor guy needs to watch a few guga vids to get started.

This is what it looks like when you take the sear sleeves that come in hot pockets and try to microwave a steak!

Did he cut it with his daughter’s play knife?

Did he sous vide it without a food saver bag?

I see he chose violence

More sear

It looks like it's very very very raw. This steak makes me cry

Nice Reverse Boil method he used there.

as bad as it looks ill actually guess it wasnt that bad.

He ripped of the fur cut the hooves of breathed on it and severed

It’s ok bro

You have an adequate cutting board.

No but I’d sear it

Did they cut it with two dull spoons?

Did he cut it with another steak?

Don’t fuck up my steak dinner, Dar- oh bother.

Looks like it has been chewed by old toothless cat.

Gas station steak is now a thing.

Looks like it was frozen

Looks like he roasted the steak for sure. Most people like some char on the outside. Turn up the heat!

Cut into chunks, throw into piping hot pan with butter for like min each… lots of butter

Boiled in water then broiled in the oven? Is this chuck roast to begin with? There are so many tendons it looks like a leg from the original Alien movie.

Mealiest lookin meal that ever mealed

I’m not going to roast someone with such a horrible scab.

No need. He already roasted the shit out of it.

sure but usually when we do this, the person provides a picture of a steak so that we can roast it. Do you have a picture of his steak so that we can roast it?

Looks like a reverse smoke ring

What cut is that ? The knee cap? What with all that Gris!

Did he boil it

Is he vegan? Because I would be.

If steak had hemorrhoids, this is it.

Is that a milk steak?

Those colors would look great on a Nike Dunk.

Post pictures of the steak. This looks like cat food

Looks like one hell of a good seared tuna

Overcooked

Microwaved on low for 3 minutes?

Did you guys cut it with a shovel?

Looks like it needs more fire

Over cooked for my liking

Sure, hoping a good roast will fix it.

You’re steak is searless. Boom roasted.

An insult to the beast that died to give the meat.

Where crust? 🦧

The thinner the more difficult to cook properly they are. And the hotter the pan has to be.

How is it over cooked and raw at the same time?

Tell him to put it under the heat lamp for 5 more minutes next time

Looks like you cooked it on an engine block

Cut with a spoon?

What did he do to cook it, repeatedly breathe heavily on it until up to temp?

looks like boiled chicken

Thick gray band, weak and uneven sear, uneven internal temp. Did he use a butter knife to cut it?

Looks pretty good for being cooked in a microwave!

This belongs to Golden Corral

You want us to crust it for him?

And by “friend” you mean you, correct?

That's bubblegum pink, not meat pink.

I think he was the only one who had to do some roasting instead…

It should have been drowned in butter but otherwise looks good.

He looks very fried... He wouldn't be good for me, I love when he's bloody. ❤️☮️

Amazing. God I love Reddit. Thank you all

Nah I'd eat that.

Looks like road kill

Many many things. Firstly, the cooking technique is incorrect. This meat has functionally been steamed or roasted, when it should be seared. Secondly, show doneness for steak is -always-medium rare, this is medium going on medium well: dog food.