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He is 37 years younger than 100

So probably it isn't his plant either. That plant owns him!

Could you imagine being this guy if he’s actually 37, literally like 500 replies telling him he looks like a bag of shit 😂😂

💀

I’m 38. This guy is not 37.

I'm 48. This guy is not 37.

I'm 32, please let this not be 37

I’m 35 and this guy looks older than my dad.

this is what teenagers think 37 looks like

I’m 21. He might be 73, but not 37.

Homey was born on a leap year

I am Groot.

Hard fucking 37 years you’ve had

City miles

Dude has Benjamin button syndrome

Yeah, and he's even saying 37 years young. If you have my dad who's 70 smoke 2 packs a day, give him alcoholism and have him sit in a tanning bed once a week, they might start to become the same age.

Is the plant sucking your lifeforce like some sort of vampire plant?

Oddish used Mega Drain. It's super effective!

Dude.. I'm 38 and I could be your kid. Nice plant!

Maybe his birthday is on Feb 29.

I dont think this is what the ‘half your age + 7‘ rule is for.

😂

I think OP meant 73

Based on OPs comment history, I think he meant 13.

Actually makes sense. In arabic we say ”three and seventy” so maybe his brain has a similar bug as mine and tends to mirror numbers

Probably 63. 37 years young(er than 100)

Uhm I'm forty and you look like you could be my father.

What kind of human being just comes onto the internet and lies to people?

As a billionaire, I really just have no idea.

As the real former president of USA, i have no idea

Were you born on February 29? Multiply by 4.

I’m unclear why you brought up your age when taking this photo? 🤔

To clarify that he isn't 25, which most people would be thinking looking at him.

Look at all the comment traction he's getting.

For this response in the comments

I’m glad everyone agrees that this dude is not 37.

For once, internet agrees. What a wholesome guy, for bringing internet together.

I am 37. I'm ugly and bald, and I still look younger than him....

Bro I'm going grey at 27. This might be my future.

Bro said he 37 😂😂😂

Dog years

I'm 36 and depressed about having to age 15 years the next 10 months :(

Fifty is generous.

You don’t gotta lie to kick it homie.

I’ve been using this phrase for at least 25 years and rarely see it from others. I like you.

Everyone’s questioning the age, no one’s asking how’s the plant.

I don't think it's even his plant. The whole thing is a tangled web of lies

Fucking liar. You look 36.

Ya got me!

OP is 12 and thinks this what 37 year olds look like.

I'm 47 and my dad looks younger than this guy.

My dad is in his 60s and he looks younger than this guy.

The plant is making this post and is actually 37 years old, the owner of the plant is a vegetable and is 62 years old so the plant is making a joke but nobody picked it up. /s

I'm 70, he looks older than me.

Likely a typo, and he meant 73

To be fair, OP never said this was him in the photo. He only claimed the plant. Nice pic of your dad and plant.

Ding ding ding!!! 🚨 WE HAVE A WINNER 🚨

37 going on 60.

If you are 37 then I am 18

Doesn't look a day over 59

What bet did you just lose?

Plus 20

+35

37? Sorry buddy but it seems like your plant stole some of your lifespan, you look like 50!

I think he might've gotten the numbers in wrong order in his advanced age of 73.

I'm 50 and a little insulted by that. 😉

He's much older than 50

I get this is

If this guy works in social media or analytics, he is killing it on proving how to engage your audience!

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OP said it was his plant, not that he was the guy on the picture.

Haha! Finally someone figured out the riddle! Congrats to you! 🤭

Typo, he’s 73

I am 31 with 80% of my head hair and 30% of my beard turned white and I still could pass as your son.

who is 37 this plant or this guy?

Someone come get their grandpa….

You’re 37 and you’re not the guy in the picture.

i think you got the 3 and the 7 in the wrong order

You are not 37 lmfao

This guy looks closer to 73 than 37.

I'm 36. If this guy is 37, I'm in for a rough year.

Nice plant George.

Thanks yea we are headed to Long Island to see my folks.

Birthday is 29 Feb

I'm sure you're a nice person, but 37 you are not.

So you’re 37 and you took a picture of your dad with your plant?

Ding ding ding! We have a WINNER 🥇

Born in 1937 ?

I’m 36. Gonna be a grandpa next year according to this picture.

Comment section has me laughing

Feeling guilty I broke Reddit

37 with 20 years experience

Looks great for 137

This post was clearly made by the plant.

You triggered the shit out of Reddit. Props to you sir

My theory: OP is taking the photo. Subject is OP's dad.

Must have been a tough 37 years

Hello fellow youths

Dyslexic gardener finds Reddit.

37? What’s your secret?

I’m 48 and look 15 years younger then this guy. If he is 37. Then he smokes 3 packs a day and strips paint with his teeth

I'm 35. If this is 37, I'm very afraid of the next 2 years, somebody hold me.

my balls are 53 and look better than his plant

Bro you meant 57.

And some

Ya he is NOT 37 period. Maybe 37 x 2

If you're 37, my dad must be 25 then

I’m 35. This guy is like 50+

If this guy is 37 I'd hate to know how difficult his life has been.

He is 73, typo

In dog years?? 🤦🏼‍♀️

No way he's 37

What having kids does to someone.

57, maybe.

37 years, in what metric system?

Who are you to pass judgement on his lived experience, if he says he's 37 he is!

37 on what planet? I'm 37...

63 old?

“The photo also includes my father. I am the photographer.”

Dude. Did you lose a bet?

This is the second time he is 37.

I'm 77, this guy is not 37

What do you eat man? You look at least 70!!

Bro you look 60

Is this some sort of a riddle?

Just for men will have you looking 40 in no time.

Probably born on february 29th or some shit

What in fucking dog years?

37 on each finger

37 years young means you're counting back from a 100, right?

We’re you born February 29th?…

I'm stoned off my tits and he's still not 37

That’s a rough 37….

He didn’t say he was in the picture. Just his plant

100-37 = 63, checks out

Everyone is missing the point, he’s 37 years /young/. He stopped being young 20 years ago. He’s 57 years /old/.

I'm 53, this guy is not 37.

Been a rough 37 years.

I can’t believe how seriously people here are taking his joke lmfao

I didn’t know plants could collect humans

Drinking must've ruined this guys life

You look like my dad. I’m 41.

Must have been a rough 38 years

Lol yeah right

37? Im 37 but id call you grandpa

I'm 57 this is not 57 or 37

Nice try. You look more like 27.

What kind of plant is he?

In dog years?

His clothes might be 37.

I believe it’s your plant, but 37? Really? I’m 37 and this is hard to take in

I’m 60 and he looks more like 57 than 37. I think his fingers slipped on the number keys by 2 keys and he meant to type 59.

He looks 35 max!

37 and a few months.

you got the number in reverse

37 plus taxes

I’m 40 and if this guy is 37 he got his AARP card when he was born..

“I’m telling you bro nightshift isn’t that bad. Look at me, I feel great!”

37 years younger than a century maybe

Is that 37 in plant years?

This doesn’t help me feel better about getting uncomfortably close to 30.

Everyone on mobile click on your profile, then Reddit coins, then free gift. Mines not ready to give and I’m poor but if I could buy a gold for him I would. If you have a free award then this man deserves it.

I do what I can… Trolling is hard work!

Been 37 for 15 years.

He “identifies” as 37, so he’s 37.😉

I'm 41 and this guy looks like he could be my dad.

I’m 41, and this guy looks old enough to be my father.

Plot twist: he's indeed 37, had a very, very rough and stressful life and now reddit is making it worse

Well hello there fellow kids

How long have you been 37?

I’m starting to think that not even really your plant……..

Bullshit

That guy is either not 37 or he has seen some shit

Who's van did you break into? I have to assume this is not your plant...

"I'm 37 I'm not old!"

He’s 37 @ heart.. nothing wrong with that!

I asked my wife how old she thinks he is without showing her title. She said 30. I turn 30 in a week and look 50 years younger then this dude.

I’m a shoe, and this guy is not 37.

I think you mistyped 73

37 in dog years maybe...

If you're 37, then I AM MICKEY MOUSE!

37 years younger than Clint Eastwood?

More like 73

I’m 6 months old. This guy isn’t 37.

Take it easy folks. Clearly the poor guy typed 73 backwards. Septuagenarians like to post on reddit as well and I think it's awesome. Nice plant nonetheless.

I’m 37, this dude has 20 years on me.

37 my keester

37

I'm 56 and this guy is not 37. If so he's lived a HARD life!!!!

37 back in 1996.

Man I don't know what it is about being a man and creeping up on 40 but I have a maple tree I've been raising from a seed. It come off a tree at my old house and was growing in a crack in the deck. It's now as tall as me next year in the spring I'll plant it at my new house.

I mean, he's at least 37 years...

A rough 37 my guy. Hope all is well with you

Bullshit. Hahahaa 37 my ass. More like 57

Which planet are you 37 on?

37? Maybe flip those digits around.

37 going on 66.

36 must have been a rough year