1. Seriously like Hank was a bad mfer but so was Tuco lol I genuinely feel I have a better chance against Hank than Tuco. So my choices are Tuco and Mike to protect me... granted I'm assuming Tuco has to protect me because he seems he'd be real quick to turn on me

  2. Flynn and post-stroke Hector because they can't do jackshit to protect me and I want to have sex with all of the rest anyway (win win situation)

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  4. I realize that my logic in picking Tuco and Don Hector wasn't so much "who could protect me better" but "who would I least wanna fuck" lmao. I wouldn't mind letting Papa Mike smash tbh. He may be a geezer but he's got style.

  5. Mike and Hank, two competent cops working together could easily beat the only other competent fighter on this list (Tuco)

  6. Hector and Flynn. I will just steal hector’s wheelchair along with Flynn’s walker. I would ride the wheelchair and use the walkers are pusher props so that they can’t catch me.

  7. Gus and Saul Jesse and Mike are immediately not a threat as they follow Gustavo's orders; Flynn will most likely retreat after having his shit scared out of him by Gus; Hector is self explanatory; Everyone else would probably be taken out by Mike on Gustavo's behalf; And incase things go south I'll have Saul to sue whoever is going to succeed;

  8. Technically, Saul and Jesse are the only ones alive so if I chose both of them, then I’d fs be safe because they ain’t coming back from the dead.

  9. I'd go with Mike and Hank, unless the issue requires legal help or fast talking, in which case it would be Saul and Mike.

  10. Walter. Just Walter. The entire fucking show every single One of them at one time or another tried to fuck him and he STILL ended up fucking each and every one of them in the end. So if I’m trying to not get fucked? Walter. Just Walter.

  11. Walter since he'll come up with the weirdest and deadliest traps with a wire and a toothbrush or something and man named toe

  12. I have to choose Mike because I need to hear him say "Walta. Put your dick away, Walta. He's not having sex with you right now, Walta."

  13. Tuco and Mike. Mike is sneaky and I’m guessing this’ll be a large complex field so he can sneak around. Tuco is crazy and will probs go around on a murder spree.

  14. Everybody seems to be picking Tuco to avoid something being pushed down their South Valley, but in fact Tuco was taken down by Jesse Pinkman. Ready to be a bitch?

  15. Hank and Mike surely, everyone choosing Tuco have you forgotten that Hank killed him as well as the psycho twins. Mike goes without saying.

  16. Between mike and walt or walt and saul. I choose walt in both scenarios because if he views me as family in this scenario (say walt jr for the sake of argument), he would stop at nothing to protect me and whether people like it or not, walt is a fucking force of nature. I say mike because of his skillset but he and walt dont work well together. Saul may not be physically strong but he can make magic happen and works well with walt. Seriously, walt and saul together causes each one to get a buff in their skill sets

  17. Tuco and Hank. Ew. No. I'd also like to exclude Hector if possible, but at least I wouldn't have to listen to him run his mouth at all LOL

  18. Hank and Mike. Was originally thinking Tuco instead of Hank, but if BB is anything to go by Hank > Tuco

  19. Finger and Ballsack together can probably kill all the other ones. Most of them can't fight. Tuco can fight but is kinda stupid so will easily be taken out. Gus could outsmart them, but oh well, I guess that would be the lesser of all evils.

  20. Mike and Saul. Saul can talk the others down to a bukakke and Mike can stand there are say 'is that so?' when tuco informs the squad he's gonna bust.

  21. Mr Walter wide and the disabled guy. Walter wide will get them high on meth while the disabled guy will explode them

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