Nah but it definitely works if you’re qualified. When I’ve job hunted, the only responses I got were from postings that were posted within 20-30 minutes from the posting being live. Once it’s been a few hours, you’re kinda fucked if there’s anyone qualified ahead of you.
The friendzone is where deeply creepy weirdos lurk. Waiting for their prey to get a wee bit drunk one night. Then the niceguy strikes. So the friendzone is more of a kinda penalty zone for potential sex pests.
Perfect response. These people don’t seem to understand what a friend is. Women like to talk, (I’m a woman I love to talk) everyone likes to vent, who do you talk to? Strangers or your friends? Grow up, if she friend zoned you MOVE ON it’s not fair that you have sex zoned her in the first place.
There is literally no such thing as the friend zone, only incels who don’t know how to talk to women or who don’t know how to take no for an answer. Period. The friend zone is an imaginary place that has never existed.
Lol, no, the friend zone exists; it's just self-imposed. If you like someone but are not attracted to them, then you're probably open to being friends with them. That's all being in the friend zone is: someone likes you but is not attracted to you.
Again, it's much easier to blame others for your own shortcomings, social ineptitude and acts of serious (if not dangerous) disrespect for people's boundaries, wishes and preferences than it is to, y'know, fix yourself and not do this sorta NiceGuy/creepy/predatory shit etc to others? Their egos just can't comprehend that they're the problem and why this keeps happening to them - but nope, it's the just Thot-army and Feminazi uprising out to get them yet again!
Can we take a moment to appreciate that someone made a tweet that got screen capped and shared on Facebook, and that got screen capped and shared on Reddit, and then it got cross posted? I know most content just makes the rounds, but I think this post is just chef's kiss for being the embodiment of today's internet
Friendzone is when you talk to HR like you don’t want the job, you have nothing to do with the job and you’re actually just there to be there. So HR naturally hires someone who wants the job, and you get mad about it.
For a job that wasn't opening in the first place and you never were booked for an appointment since nobody is hiring, they're just being people in a living room having conversations.
Friend zone is like being offered a different job with different responsibilities and pay. I’ve been friend zoned by two girls who are still my friends for over 8 years, one of them is getting married this year to a very awesome and sweet guy. Friend zone can be nice if you were interested in people who are good to be around no matter what kind of relationship you have
Dating used to be the phase where you would get to know someone. At this point in time it's more common for people to jump straight into steady relationships so if you want to actually get to know someone first it often starts as friendship.
I don't think there's anything wrong with asking a woman out that you just met. I'm not a fuckboi but I'm also not asking her out to get married. I just want to do something with her and see how it goes.
Friendzone would have been nonexistent if all the dudes in the world could accept the fact we can be rejected, it is bitter, it has to be accepted, and agreeing in friendship just to have another shot - is dumb
When I was young, we used friend zone as someone was in love in someone who just wanted to be friends. Fair enough, shit happens, people want different things. This shit, well... friendship is nice, if you're only in it for a relationship you'll do everyone a favour by just moving on.
I guess I don't know what the friend zone is. I thought it was just when one person (either guy or girl) wants a romantic relationship and the other person only considers them as a friend *end of definition
Yes it’s true, but it’s part of dating, I dated a lot toxic chick doesn’t mean I like them. Sometimes we can’t see person true attention. But we do limit those toxic people, girls use friendzone cause they have a huge massive of dudes approaching them. Easy place them to friendzone then call them out on their bullshit.
People give their friends compliments, that's part of being friends with someone. A thirsty fucko misinterpreting them as flirting is not the compliment giver's fault.
Why does this have so many down votes? This is spot on and girls are being called out for their bs whole at the same time guys are being called out for not realizing the not at all subtle cues of hey I'm not into you. So either the guys are downvoting it bc reality hurts or girls are downvoting it bc their tactics are manipulative and they can't handle being the bad one. I'm guessing it's both but I bet it's more girls than guys. 🤔
I’m not defending nice guys at all, but some girls date toxic men over and over. Just for some clarity I am happily married and have a kid. One of my wife’s friends dated horrible men over and over again. Leading her to get genital herpes from a guy she was “exclusive” with. There are women like that, but 95% of complaints are from nice guys.
No it’s true, I know. My mother dated/married losers her entire life but one. I am so lucky he was my dad! When they divorced he told her “I am the best thing that ever happened to you, and you are the worst thing that ever happened to me.”
Friend zones only exist a niceguy’s world. No decent person believes in that shit. Seriously. If you believe in friendzones, you are not, in fact, a nice guy.
For sure. Women never use men for attention...My buddy tried to date a girl. She said no, her sister was interested, so they dated. What do you think happened? That's right! The first girl tries to break them up...the friend zone is real but I'd you ever find yourself in it, walk away. Stop giving girls free attention.
It can be really hard to be friends with someone you're attracted to. It makes sense that it might be too much. But calling it 'free attention' is a bit odd - don't you pay attention to your friends? If you think a girl's put you in the friend zone, that means she genuinely thinks you're friends. She cares about you as a friend.
Both can be true. Sometimes they can genuinely be friends, its more of a, I shot my shot but we still do stuff together and its all good. Its so repulsive however, when I see people in the "friend zone" go above and beyond for the girl, solidifying them to be forever pathetic in their eyes. They'd never do anything similar for a male friend. Its really not that hard to avoid the "friend zone", either straight up cut all ties or ask yourself how you act to other friends and match that. Seeing them being an ATM or a footstool makes me feel so disgusted. Its so unhealthy people, literally quit, its never going to happen, even if it does it still ends up being a garbage one sided possessive relationship most of the time.
You know both people aren’t wrong I’ve seen both happen to people I’ve know both men and women lol both things happen Guy/Girl gets friend zoned and just has the person complain and complain about their boyfriend/girlfriend
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Because everyone knows that being first in line for interviews means you’re going to get the job.
You should hire me because i havent been to jail for a violent crime (but im niiiiice)
Nah but it definitely works if you’re qualified. When I’ve job hunted, the only responses I got were from postings that were posted within 20-30 minutes from the posting being live. Once it’s been a few hours, you’re kinda fucked if there’s anyone qualified ahead of you.
That comment is a perfect description. Simply nailed it.
Wasn't "simply." The only issue was a lack of brevity.
Both can be correct, just depends on the situation.
I laughed so hard when I noticed "The Tasteless Gentleman"
So true
The friendzone is where deeply creepy weirdos lurk. Waiting for their prey to get a wee bit drunk one night. Then the niceguy strikes. So the friendzone is more of a kinda penalty zone for potential sex pests.
There are zero friends in the so called friend zone
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Don't forget that as he's sitting around in the lobby, he's also drinking the coffee and eating the little cookies.
This. He reaps the benefits of being her friend, pretends he likes said benefits, then whines about it behind her back. What’s the point?
Perfect response. These people don’t seem to understand what a friend is. Women like to talk, (I’m a woman I love to talk) everyone likes to vent, who do you talk to? Strangers or your friends? Grow up, if she friend zoned you MOVE ON it’s not fair that you have sex zoned her in the first place.
There is literally no such thing as the friend zone, only incels who don’t know how to talk to women or who don’t know how to take no for an answer. Period. The friend zone is an imaginary place that has never existed.
Exactly. He tried to put her in the fuckzone, and she wasn't interested.
100 percent:)
Lol, no, the friend zone exists; it's just self-imposed. If you like someone but are not attracted to them, then you're probably open to being friends with them. That's all being in the friend zone is: someone likes you but is not attracted to you.
This is objectively and empirically wrong, but whatever.
Guys that stay in friends zone are victims of their own actions.
Again, it's much easier to blame others for your own shortcomings, social ineptitude and acts of serious (if not dangerous) disrespect for people's boundaries, wishes and preferences than it is to, y'know, fix yourself and not do this sorta NiceGuy/creepy/predatory shit etc to others? Their egos just can't comprehend that they're the problem and why this keeps happening to them - but nope, it's the just Thot-army and Feminazi uprising out to get them yet again!
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Can we take a moment to appreciate that someone made a tweet that got screen capped and shared on Facebook, and that got screen capped and shared on Reddit, and then it got cross posted? I know most content just makes the rounds, but I think this post is just chef's kiss for being the embodiment of today's internet
Yasssss!!!
That was perfect.
Rekt
Friendzone is when you talk to HR like you don’t want the job, you have nothing to do with the job and you’re actually just there to be there. So HR naturally hires someone who wants the job, and you get mad about it.
The reply is excellent.
Friend Zone is my favorite Sonic the Hedgehog level
That's a perfect way to explain it.
The response is pure poetry.
For a job that wasn't opening in the first place and you never were booked for an appointment since nobody is hiring, they're just being people in a living room having conversations.
Friend zone is like being offered a different job with different responsibilities and pay. I’ve been friend zoned by two girls who are still my friends for over 8 years, one of them is getting married this year to a very awesome and sweet guy. Friend zone can be nice if you were interested in people who are good to be around no matter what kind of relationship you have
YES!!!! This right here...
If your turned down for a relationship you should take the hint and move on.
Dating used to be the phase where you would get to know someone. At this point in time it's more common for people to jump straight into steady relationships so if you want to actually get to know someone first it often starts as friendship.
I don't think there's anything wrong with asking a woman out that you just met. I'm not a fuckboi but I'm also not asking her out to get married. I just want to do something with her and see how it goes.
Friendzone would have been nonexistent if all the dudes in the world could accept the fact we can be rejected, it is bitter, it has to be accepted, and agreeing in friendship just to have another shot - is dumb
Ok neter Kerl, Germans have words for everything, that's their superpower. Just because a word exists in German doesn't mean it's taken seriously.
This is great!
Whaaamulance just gave me flashbacks to Lilly in Modern family.
When I was young, we used friend zone as someone was in love in someone who just wanted to be friends. Fair enough, shit happens, people want different things. This shit, well... friendship is nice, if you're only in it for a relationship you'll do everyone a favour by just moving on.
Hello, I’d like to report a murder.
Standing ovation!
The guy doin the roastin has been there before!
LOL he’s salty.
I guess I don't know what the friend zone is. I thought it was just when one person (either guy or girl) wants a romantic relationship and the other person only considers them as a friend *end of definition
It doesn’t even have to be a relationship, they go from
No, you're right. A lot of people on this thread are very confused.
This is te perfect explanation
Yes it’s true, but it’s part of dating, I dated a lot toxic chick doesn’t mean I like them. Sometimes we can’t see person true attention. But we do limit those toxic people, girls use friendzone cause they have a huge massive of dudes approaching them. Easy place them to friendzone then call them out on their bullshit.
The friendzone is when you like eaxh other but are too scared of getting too involved and ruining a good friendship
I think this kinda depends on the type of "friendzone".
Just sounds like a localized version of the stereotype, and you are buying into it.
People give their friends compliments, that's part of being friends with someone. A thirsty fucko misinterpreting them as flirting is not the compliment giver's fault.
That is not a thing that women actually do widespread enough for that. Someone’s being sexist here.
Why does this have so many down votes? This is spot on and girls are being called out for their bs whole at the same time guys are being called out for not realizing the not at all subtle cues of hey I'm not into you. So either the guys are downvoting it bc reality hurts or girls are downvoting it bc their tactics are manipulative and they can't handle being the bad one. I'm guessing it's both but I bet it's more girls than guys. 🤔
Silly Redditor, the Friendzone doesn't exist here. And even your respectful look at both sides of it is SUPER offensive. /s
I’m not defending nice guys at all, but some girls date toxic men over and over. Just for some clarity I am happily married and have a kid. One of my wife’s friends dated horrible men over and over again. Leading her to get genital herpes from a guy she was “exclusive” with. There are women like that, but 95% of complaints are from nice guys.
No it’s true, I know. My mother dated/married losers her entire life but one. I am so lucky he was my dad! When they divorced he told her “I am the best thing that ever happened to you, and you are the worst thing that ever happened to me.”
To avoid the friendzone don't be friends with them
Well, yeah, I don't want to be friends with someone who sees me only as someone in the fuckzone.
Chef’s kiss
Rough
Boom!
What does the [TM] mean
Trade Mark. It’s practically patented now, as in “I’m a Nice Guy™️ you fucking bitch!”
Or calls to offer you a volunteer position…
This is perfect
Justice
Fucking funny
Ok but this is a perfect explanation.
Is this a Reddit post that’s a screenshot of a Facebook response to a screenshot of a tweet?
It’s the Turducken post of the new year.
Bro it was just a joke u ppl gotta chill
Friend zones only exist a niceguy’s world. No decent person believes in that shit. Seriously. If you believe in friendzones, you are not, in fact, a nice guy.
For sure. Women never use men for attention...My buddy tried to date a girl. She said no, her sister was interested, so they dated. What do you think happened? That's right! The first girl tries to break them up...the friend zone is real but I'd you ever find yourself in it, walk away. Stop giving girls free attention.
It can be really hard to be friends with someone you're attracted to. It makes sense that it might be too much. But calling it 'free attention' is a bit odd - don't you pay attention to your friends? If you think a girl's put you in the friend zone, that means she genuinely thinks you're friends. She cares about you as a friend.
So what you're saying is that men give women attention only because they want to f them because men and women can't be friends..
... maybe the girl knew something about your buddy that no one else knew, and didn't want her sister to get stuck in a potentially bad situation...?
Nah the top post is actually accurate af. The bottom one sounds like some simp shit
Lol found the dude who will never have a fulfilling relationship.
The friendzone doesn't exist though...
Found the simp
Both can be true. Sometimes they can genuinely be friends, its more of a, I shot my shot but we still do stuff together and its all good. Its so repulsive however, when I see people in the "friend zone" go above and beyond for the girl, solidifying them to be forever pathetic in their eyes. They'd never do anything similar for a male friend. Its really not that hard to avoid the "friend zone", either straight up cut all ties or ask yourself how you act to other friends and match that. Seeing them being an ATM or a footstool makes me feel so disgusted. Its so unhealthy people, literally quit, its never going to happen, even if it does it still ends up being a garbage one sided possessive relationship most of the time.
You know both people aren’t wrong I’ve seen both happen to people I’ve know both men and women lol both things happen Guy/Girl gets friend zoned and just has the person complain and complain about their boyfriend/girlfriend
The guy who replied to you first is right
I'm pretty sure Dr. Fauci is this niceguy archetype described.
Where does this come from
The first comment is so true and applies to men keeping side girls as well, Damn this sub is cancer & hate.
The friendzone doesn't exist, so no.
incels need to get laid
They don't need to get laid, they need to be better people.
Incels should sleep with each other or hire actual professionals.