Two years. Carroll retires at the end of 2024. Becomes President of operations. Drew Lock is MVP of the 2022-2023 season. Carroll feels there are no more mountains to climb. Seahawks team declared undisputed greatest team ever. Wilson cries himself to sleep in the mile high city. Tom Brady runs for US Senate.
If Gronkowski wasn't getting paid by USAA, and USAA wasn't running NFL commercials, they'd have to return that extra money to veterans and widows and what-not, and those people already have enough money.
Why are there so many crypto ads? Especially star athletes promoting it. Do people not realize that all their “transfer fees” are going into peoples pockets that don’t give a fuck about their “motive”?? Plus the amount they spend on ads. It has to be insane. Fucking idiots.
It isn't about switching it's about making sure by the time you are old enough to buy insurance the only thing you know about insurance is those funny flo commercials. Same with alcohol. When a kid walks up to a bar for the first time they have no clue what to order so they just go with what's familiar.
The insurance ads drive me nuts. I give you money, you then take that and spend it on annoying ads, then when I need to file a claim you fuck me over? If you spent less money on ads and more on doing what you promised then... Well then that'd be cool
I was told by a friend of mine to switch every 6 months to a year to get better rates... Meanwhile I've been with Nationwide for the past 5 years because I'm lazy.
I can already hear Joe Buck (on MNF this time) saying “LaFleur is the youngest coach to ever do so and so” as Rodgers is warming up and people are talking about him not having more experienced WRs.
After Cam called out Ed Hochuli for saying he was too young to get a call, he stopped getting a lot of RTP calls for helmet to helmet. Probably a coincidence, and I may only be posting this because the tin foil in my beanie needs changing, but it may be pertinent.
Reminds me of when this video when Calgary flames player checked the ref in the back in the middle of the game. The Flames were something like a bottom 5 for penalty taken for a couple years in a row. Then immediately after the hit they sky rocketed up to one of the top teams for penalty’s. I think the coach or GM after a while threatened to go to the public for unfair treatment and after that they went back to not getting called.
Seems like a no brainer.. Marcus Mariota couldn’t win with Derrick Henry. That being said, it’s not the worst thing ever. There’ll be some really good QBs in next years draft if the Falcons get a top 3 picks
The third place schedule is only worth three games, they have the play in the AFC West (hardest conference) and against the NFC West (hardest conference in the NFC).
Pretty sure we aren't trading for Baker unless Trey and Jimmy are both on IR for the season. Even then it's highly unlikely. We'd be more likely to just roll with Sudfeld / Purdy and write off the season.
Sticking with Jared Goff was the best option and he’s still capable of being an above average quarterback. Goff’s play seems strongly linked to his confidence and if anyone can inspire confidence in him, it’s Dan Fucking Campbell.
Seattle's roster outside of QB and WR was rough last year. 36 year old Duane Brown at T. Patchwork everywhere else on the line. DL couldn't get any pressure or stop the run.
I think Denver is a way better situation than Seattle right now. Especially for a QB getting older. Seahawks seem like a quick rebuild and Russell may not want to wait through it.
The biggest problem the past few years in Seattle was the lack of a defense. Now he’s getting the defense that was #2 last year. Granted, defense from year to year can be volatile, but it’s definitely set up to be better than the Seahawks defense.
I do agree that Russell is on the decline but the Broncos seem like they're always good at every position except QB. If he's like 80% of his peak they're a legitimate contender with the rest of their roster talent.
The dude's only missed the playoffs once while healthy and that was a 9-7 hawks team that was much worse than this Denver team. They'll be fine. Maybe not super bowl contenders but they will make the playoffs.
Deebo will be a 49er, but not a wide back regularly. I’ve been saying this since the rumours started. Also, Jimmy G will start for a team that’s not SF. My guess is Carolina.
That's a spicy one... I'm for it but I don't see it. Unless something cataclysmic happens to Josh Allen, the Dolphins are hopefully the second best team in the AFC East. And I only say hopefully because I'm tired of getting hurt.
Alex Cappa is a beast and will be missed by the Bucs. He's gonna do great things for you guys. He's an absolute monster in the run game, and loves getting to the second level. I wouldn't call him "elite" in the pass game, but very good at stuffing DTs and not letting guys get past him. Doesn't commit penalties, pretty much ever. Not a lot of mental mistakes.
I've kind of suspected there is something more than players going on with the line. This year there is no excuses unless they all drop dead. We have a good line on paper. If we can't make significant improvement then we have a problem somewhere in coaching.
We’re not a SB contender but if the defense stays healthy, we’ll at least be in the playoff mix again. Can’t convince me that Mitch or Kenny is worse than the corpse of Big Ben.
The Ravens (and Lamar and JK) bounce back in a big way and are going to win the division and make a run to the Super Bowl after having some of the worst luck in all of the NFL last season. I want to say the same thing for the 49ers but I don’t trust Lance yet.
The AFC Champion will win despite the 2 jinxes the NFC has right now. 1 Brady has won every other year since 2015 and 2 the last 2 SBs have been won by an NFC team who is hosting the SB and just picked up a controversial WR that played in the AFCN.
The saints will be a playoff team. They went 9-8 last year, with the semen demon and a tight end at QB and practice squad WRs. MT is coming back, they got Chris Olave, they got the Honey Badger on an already stacked defense, Jameis is coming back, tell me how a team that is 6-0 against Tompa Bay isn’t going to be not only contending for the wildcard, but perhaps the division as well. People have been sleeping on the saints, but I will not be surprised when they get like 10-11 wins next year.
The "Fuck Them Picks" philosophy is going to blow up in a lot of teams' faces. The Rams low-key generate a lot of homegrown talent and are pretty smart utilizers of the comp pick formula. Not every team is equipped/able to use that draft philosophy to the fullest.
Not a big fan or even care much, but I think Carson Wentz could reestablish himself as an at least decent QB. For as much shit as he has received and probably deserved, we have never seen him in an offensive system that didn't belong to Reich or Pederson.
Chiefs are gonna slump without Hill, Bengals aren’t a fluke, Mac Jones has a low ceiling, Cowboys and Packers will be worse, Bears and Lions will be better
Colts are up 28-3 at the end of the 3rd quarter. Bucs tie up the score. Go to OT. Bucs win the coin toss, score a touchdown. But wait! New OT rules! Colts get a chance to tie it up! Ryan throws it deep to Parris Campbell, Campbell, sideline, touchdow—but wait! While walking it into the endzone, he seems to have fallen over at the one yard line. My sources tell me he tore both ACLs and 3 Achilles’ tendons. And oh no, he spontaneously combusted! So that’ll leave the ball at the one yard line. Good thing Jonathan Taylor is here to charge it in on the next play! Reich puts up two fingers. It’s all or nothing baby! Ryan to #11 on the fade route, Colts win it! 36-35 in overtime! Unbelievable!
Jameis Winston is absolutely our QB going forward and all the reckless speculation about how the Saints needed to address the QB position in the draft will look extremely stupid after this season.
Darnold (if he starts) will look vastly improved behind a much improved O line that gives him more than 1.025 seconds to throw. Not a high bar for him to clear, but yeah.
Another scandal will arise about the Commanders during the 2022-2023 season and Daniel Snyder will still be the owner afterwards.
:( but true.
Water is wet
Yup gonna be about Dan punching a baby on the head cuz it spilled ice cream in the owner’s box or something.
This is Pete Carroll’s last year of coaching.
idk i think he sees this new group of players as a 2 year project, and i think sean desai is going to be the next head coach
Would explain the vote of confidence in Drew Lock
Two years. Carroll retires at the end of 2024. Becomes President of operations. Drew Lock is MVP of the 2022-2023 season. Carroll feels there are no more mountains to climb. Seahawks team declared undisputed greatest team ever. Wilson cries himself to sleep in the mile high city. Tom Brady runs for US Senate.
More crypto and daily fantasy football ads than beer and insurance.
If Gronkowski wasn't getting paid by USAA, and USAA wasn't running NFL commercials, they'd have to return that extra money to veterans and widows and what-not, and those people already have enough money.
Why are there so many crypto ads? Especially star athletes promoting it. Do people not realize that all their “transfer fees” are going into peoples pockets that don’t give a fuck about their “motive”?? Plus the amount they spend on ads. It has to be insane. Fucking idiots.
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It isn't about switching it's about making sure by the time you are old enough to buy insurance the only thing you know about insurance is those funny flo commercials. Same with alcohol. When a kid walks up to a bar for the first time they have no clue what to order so they just go with what's familiar.
The insurance ads drive me nuts. I give you money, you then take that and spend it on annoying ads, then when I need to file a claim you fuck me over? If you spent less money on ads and more on doing what you promised then... Well then that'd be cool
I was told by a friend of mine to switch every 6 months to a year to get better rates... Meanwhile I've been with Nationwide for the past 5 years because I'm lazy.
We win 13 games again and lose in the playoffs again
To the Lions
I can already hear Joe Buck (on MNF this time) saying “LaFleur is the youngest coach to ever do so and so” as Rodgers is warming up and people are talking about him not having more experienced WRs.
This isn't a hill to die on it's an inevitability.
dak isnt getting any roughing the passer penalties this year. the press may have forgotten about what he said about the refs, but the refs wont.
After Cam called out Ed Hochuli for saying he was too young to get a call, he stopped getting a lot of RTP calls for helmet to helmet. Probably a coincidence, and I may only be posting this because the tin foil in my beanie needs changing, but it may be pertinent.
Did he say that they are beautiful people who are doing their best?
Reminds me of when this video when Calgary flames player checked the ref in the back in the middle of the game. The Flames were something like a bottom 5 for penalty taken for a couple years in a row. Then immediately after the hit they sky rocketed up to one of the top teams for penalty’s. I think the coach or GM after a while threatened to go to the public for unfair treatment and after that they went back to not getting called.
Probably biased, but I don’t think he was getting many/any before his comment.
It might happen, but we're talking about the QB of the "America's team"
Any? Not many maybe but I wouldn't die on the"any" hill.
I'm gonna have a lot of fun watching football games with my friends
They should have a “find hot singles football fans near you” option on the NFL app.
Lol "friends"
Red zone on Discord with the boys is my favorite weekly tradition
Need more of this positivity in this negative world
Falcons will win fewer games than last season
Yeah pretty small hill tho. More like a mound really
With our schedule? I would be shocked if we didnt
Seems like a no brainer.. Marcus Mariota couldn’t win with Derrick Henry. That being said, it’s not the worst thing ever. There’ll be some really good QBs in next years draft if the Falcons get a top 3 picks
At least 3 of the 6 second year QBs will have their teams questioning if this is their guy going forward after this season.
That's definitely an Indiana "Hill"
Chargers will make the playoffs.
That division is gonna be a slugfest
Remember the year they were the #1 offense and #1 defense and still missed the playoffs?
The third place schedule is only worth three games, they have the play in the AFC West (hardest conference) and against the NFC West (hardest conference in the NFC).
I know the AFC West is going to be insanely tough this year, but aren’t most people expecting them to make the playoffs? At least, I know I am.
Funny enough, this is the opposite of my hill. My hill is the chargers will be absolutely loaded and still miss the playoffs. Just like every year.
My friend Philip S who’s an eagles fan is a piece of shit
Herbert is going on a mad run at the MVP, no doubt in my mind. Going to cement himself as a transcendent QB
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That's a spicy take.
That’s a roller coaster I’d like to see. Even though I love the beautiful Italian.
Pretty sure we aren't trading for Baker unless Trey and Jimmy are both on IR for the season. Even then it's highly unlikely. We'd be more likely to just roll with Sudfeld / Purdy and write off the season.
How does that kinda make sense?
Someone will regret not having made a Baker Mayfield trade yet.
The Browns already do though
Seahawks are tanking this year and will get a top 3 draft pick.
Still beat the Niners twice.
Lions… 10-7 win a playoff game
Dont do this to yourself
I'm into this hill.
Found Foxy’s burner account
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Bet heavy on this if you truly believe it. Has to be insane odds.
Shut your filthy mouth. I love you.
Honest 7 wins are doable. They lost so many games games because of HOFers doing HOF shit and bad luck last year.
Tyreek Hill
You don’t die on that hill. You just get beat up while your pregnant.
Not unless you’re his kid
Lions will be decent this year. Probably even a fringe playoff team squeezing into that last Wildcard spot in the NFC. Say a 10-7 record at best?
I don't even care if we're the last wildcard spot I'd go insane for a playoff spot this year.
Dolphins just had two winning seasons in a row for the first time since 2002-2003 under a now-fired coach that's since been painted as problematic.
Jets don’t finish last in the division
Who does?
I can get behind this, though I doubt they'll get up past third.
This thread is basically give your most homer take
Pretty much a hill that people die on.
We gon' lose.
8-8-1 dolphins amirite
We won’t see Kaep playing this year.
My take is if we do see him he’s going to be so bad it’s funny.
Dan Campbell as coach of the year.
Sticking with Jared Goff was the best option and he’s still capable of being an above average quarterback. Goff’s play seems strongly linked to his confidence and if anyone can inspire confidence in him, it’s Dan Fucking Campbell.
Russell Wilson isn't going to find the grass is any greener on the broncos. Most likely will miss the playoffs
Seattle's roster outside of QB and WR was rough last year. 36 year old Duane Brown at T. Patchwork everywhere else on the line. DL couldn't get any pressure or stop the run.
I think Denver is a way better situation than Seattle right now. Especially for a QB getting older. Seahawks seem like a quick rebuild and Russell may not want to wait through it.
The biggest problem the past few years in Seattle was the lack of a defense. Now he’s getting the defense that was #2 last year. Granted, defense from year to year can be volatile, but it’s definitely set up to be better than the Seahawks defense.
I do agree that Russell is on the decline but the Broncos seem like they're always good at every position except QB. If he's like 80% of his peak they're a legitimate contender with the rest of their roster talent.
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The dude's only missed the playoffs once while healthy and that was a 9-7 hawks team that was much worse than this Denver team. They'll be fine. Maybe not super bowl contenders but they will make the playoffs.
Dak is basically Kirk Cousins with a much better PR team.
Amari Cooper burner found
Easy now, Bill Simmons.
https://imgur.com/a/GPM2yOb
Agreed
damn, just refreshed myself with some stats and u ain’t wrong haha
I think the Panthers be better than expected, but still bad
Matt Rhule tho.
Brady. Super Bowl. Again........
Ugh
Imagine if Matt Ryan brings the Colts to the SB only to lose to Tom Brady again.
You're playing both sides, either you're right and you called it, or you're wrong, but no Brady SB
The Football astrology hath decreed it
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Every other year too… looks like it’s time again
I'm not buying into the Chargers.
Fair. May I ask why?
I’m not buying State Farm insurance
Deebo will be a 49er, but not a wide back regularly. I’ve been saying this since the rumours started. Also, Jimmy G will start for a team that’s not SF. My guess is Carolina.
Dolphins winning the AFC east
That's a spicy one... I'm for it but I don't see it. Unless something cataclysmic happens to Josh Allen, the Dolphins are hopefully the second best team in the AFC East. And I only say hopefully because I'm tired of getting hurt.
Shut up. Don't you know we're not allowed to have good things when there's expectations?
Watson will under deliver and everyone will think the browns did something stupid
Zach Wilson til I die
Agreed
Make Polynesian Bowl an event
Brady’s gonna either go out on top for the 8th and final time, or he’ll finally be claimed by Father Time.
Lamar Jackson repeats as MVP
Games will be played, there will be a Super Bowl champ at the end of the season....
The 'lets go for it on 4th down' trend vanishes after multiple teams lose key games after being aggressive.
This is so weird. Whenever there's a prediction thread on
Our o line won't get much better because the problem isn't exclusively the players we had.
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Alex Cappa is a beast and will be missed by the Bucs. He's gonna do great things for you guys. He's an absolute monster in the run game, and loves getting to the second level. I wouldn't call him "elite" in the pass game, but very good at stuffing DTs and not letting guys get past him. Doesn't commit penalties, pretty much ever. Not a lot of mental mistakes.
I've kind of suspected there is something more than players going on with the line. This year there is no excuses unless they all drop dead. We have a good line on paper. If we can't make significant improvement then we have a problem somewhere in coaching.
Treylon Burks-AJ Brown will be a win-win trade similar to Jefferson-Diggs
I like the way you think
Vikings start to look like a playoff team by the end of the season.
I think Brady is leaving Tampa after this season no matter the outcome
Mac Jones has a noodle arm & it wont get any better.
Actual noodle arm or the
Yeah I mean his full name is literally Macaroni Jones, what did you expect?
Mac Jones honestly reminds me of Matt Cassel if he played longer than one season in NE.
Baker Mayfield is not only a competent QB, he’s a good one.
Totally agree with the Cardinals. Hopkins being out the first 6 games where the Cards usually play well before a Kliff Kollapse will hurt quite a bit.
Steelers not being last in div despite everyone saying they will be … again
We’re not a SB contender but if the defense stays healthy, we’ll at least be in the playoff mix again. Can’t convince me that Mitch or Kenny is worse than the corpse of Big Ben.
The Cowboys somehow, someway, go 12-5 again.
Bucs win SB, Brady retires for real
The Ravens (and Lamar and JK) bounce back in a big way and are going to win the division and make a run to the Super Bowl after having some of the worst luck in all of the NFL last season. I want to say the same thing for the 49ers but I don’t trust Lance yet.
Daniel Jones breakout szn
The Broncos offense is going to be a lot more like the Seahawks offense then people want to believe.
broncos will be good. Wilson is now underrated again
Baker Mayfield is going to start 17 games for...
Reminder to sort by controversial for the actual hot takes.
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Not sure there has ever been a game in NFL history with two QBs who look that good in shorts.
Joe Burrow bulletin board material
Baker Mayfield will make whatever team he goes to better.
The bills???
The Seahawks won't be as bad as everyone thinks.
I agree but they are playing the AFC West and NFC West so the record might not be good.
Trevor Lawrence will make the leap to top 16 QB.
The AFC Champion will win despite the 2 jinxes the NFC has right now. 1 Brady has won every other year since 2015 and 2 the last 2 SBs have been won by an NFC team who is hosting the SB and just picked up a controversial WR that played in the AFCN.
The saints will be a playoff team. They went 9-8 last year, with the semen demon and a tight end at QB and practice squad WRs. MT is coming back, they got Chris Olave, they got the Honey Badger on an already stacked defense, Jameis is coming back, tell me how a team that is 6-0 against Tompa Bay isn’t going to be not only contending for the wildcard, but perhaps the division as well. People have been sleeping on the saints, but I will not be surprised when they get like 10-11 wins next year.
Any hill, really, just kill me already
Chargers gonna Charge.
Lions will be a good team
The Lions have a better record than the Packers this year
Dan Snyder will not be punished.
The "Fuck Them Picks" philosophy is going to blow up in a lot of teams' faces. The Rams low-key generate a lot of homegrown talent and are pretty smart utilizers of the comp pick formula. Not every team is equipped/able to use that draft philosophy to the fullest.
Not a big fan or even care much, but I think Carson Wentz could reestablish himself as an at least decent QB. For as much shit as he has received and probably deserved, we have never seen him in an offensive system that didn't belong to Reich or Pederson.
Josh Allen will be NFL MVP
I can see it. Unless they do try to limit his running. I don’t know the latest update on those rumors.
It's not our year
That Bengals run wasn't a fluke. This is coming from a Steelers fan...
Dak will show this season that he’s not worth the money and the Chargers will win the Super Bowl.
Only one half of that statement is correct
CMC is still the best RB in the NFL
For the three games he plays in, absolutely.
Lion good. 10-7 playoff. Kool-Aid drank
Justin fields will be a bust
I LIKE WATCHING FOOTBALL
Chiefs are gonna slump without Hill, Bengals aren’t a fluke, Mac Jones has a low ceiling, Cowboys and Packers will be worse, Bears and Lions will be better
Colts win super bowl.
Colts are up 28-3 at the end of the 3rd quarter. Bucs tie up the score. Go to OT. Bucs win the coin toss, score a touchdown. But wait! New OT rules! Colts get a chance to tie it up! Ryan throws it deep to Parris Campbell, Campbell, sideline, touchdow—but wait! While walking it into the endzone, he seems to have fallen over at the one yard line. My sources tell me he tore both ACLs and 3 Achilles’ tendons. And oh no, he spontaneously combusted! So that’ll leave the ball at the one yard line. Good thing Jonathan Taylor is here to charge it in on the next play! Reich puts up two fingers. It’s all or nothing baby! Ryan to #11 on the fade route, Colts win it! 36-35 in overtime! Unbelievable!
As a Titans fan I wouldn't like it. As a Matt Ryan fan I would be so happy.
Jameis Winston is absolutely our QB going forward and all the reckless speculation about how the Saints needed to address the QB position in the draft will look extremely stupid after this season.
Yeah I didn’t get that.
IT WAS NOT A FLUKE
-said every team that lost the super bowl
Money Mills MVP
Darnold (if he starts) will look vastly improved behind a much improved O line that gives him more than 1.025 seconds to throw. Not a high bar for him to clear, but yeah.
Wentz is going to be no worse than the 13th best QB in the NFL
And no better than the 12th best
New York Giants challenge for the east and probably win it. The jets will be sorta competitive too.
This is the hill
Zach Wilson will be the best QB from 2021 class!
Only if General Mills changes his name to Zach Wilson
Jets are going to be exciting and pretty competitive. AFC is so stacked they won't make playoffs but big big big step forward.
Drew Locke will ball out in Seattle and Wilson will struggle in Denver, Seattle comes in second in the NFCW.
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I will personally Venmo you $20 if this comes true
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We have a winning record barring injuries.
Shut up Meg
The Browns live to regret the Watson gamble.
Hollywood brown will finish the season top 3 in rec yards