That’s a secret I’ll never tell. Xoxo, gossip girl

For real, tho. I'm afraid of saying, it's a very controversial opinion, I'm gonna get downvoted and banned from this subreddit lol

Don't Call Me Angel.

I can’t believe no one has mentioned Don’t call me angel. It may not be her own song but it’s the worst thing her name is attached to

One time I was at guys house (super new into the relationship) and told him Lana was my fav. He started playing don’t call me angel and I died a little LOL

Tbh I loved her part from the song. But Ariana and Miley's parts really fell flat for me.

but Lana's verse is good

I was expecting it to be more of a collaborative effort like the song she did with Weyes Blood and Zella Day. I love all three artists, but they didn't pair well together. It just felt too forced to me.

You're damn right! You can't trust me

I'm never really a fan of her songs with other people... With the exception maybe of Stevie.

I love all her collabs but the majority of them would be better without the features except Summer Bummer imo.

[удалено]

You know I kinda agree. It’s not like the songs are bad I just like her voice on it’s own. I do like LFL with The Weeknd and For Free.

Last time I posted it here I got down voted into oblivion 🙄🙄

Same lol (black beauty btw - I think it's a bit cringe)

quite a few songs from blue banisters. i wish i liked the album as much as everyone else but i just don’t

My thing with Blue Banisters is that I absolutely LOVE half of the songs and just can't get into the other half

I kinda feel the same thing but I also feel that I disnt give it a proper chance, so I may relisten to it soon

I agree with you 😬

Which songs? Hard to believe when it’s a no skip album

It’s genuinely really hard to find a bad Lana song. There are a few that don’t really resonate with me but they definitely aren’t trash

This is the comment I can get on board with most so far. Also love the song, but listening to it I can see why outside the context of her other music you could think it's a bit cliche

Hahah nooooo Lolita gives me a whole new life

I agree with the top part of this comment! Glad I found someone else who could put it in words.

DELICIOUS, PLS ITS DELICIOUS LMFAO

😂😭😂 I actually have a good memory to that song. Nothing earth shattering but it makes me smile thinking back

I’ve always hated “lucky ones”

It’s not a bad song it’s just I feel like Lana can make cringey cheesy songs sound good but lucky ones is just weird and optimistic. Honestly it’s kinda cringey and doesn’t fit lanas vibe at all.

I don't think she has a single (released) song that can be considered "trash" but Coachella would be miles better if it didn't have that cheap sounding beat

Yes I love this song so much but something about it feels messy

Right the trap beat is so basic

Dude you put your finger on it for me. It sounds like a YouTube tutorial beat

for free. i love zella day so i thought i’d like it. i hated it sorry.

not the joni mitchell cover 💀

I know i’m gonna get hate for this but Beautiful, it just sounds like it got randomly all put together

Yes! It is the song on the album I always skip

Noooooo.....I love it! Right away it was one of my favorites and I cry almost every time. I know it's not most people's favorite on BB, though. One of my top faves on Chemtrails is Let Me Love You Like a Woman and it's hard to find anyone else that loves that one either. But I love there's that perfect song for everyone on all of Lana's albums. 💙

Same and also the what if someone had aaaaasked part is so annoying to me

yes omg and like i think the problem for me is that most of the song is good and then the chorus is sucha let down that it ruins it all

Exactly

It's a super enneagram 4 song lol

Guess you can’t trust me lol

It’s not bad but I can’t help but laugh hysterically when she starts bellowing catciotore in Salvatore. More silly than bad.

Doesn’t that mean hunter/italian dish? I wonder which one she meant

Mmm cacctiatore...🤤

Most of the remixes 💀

I can't think of any in specific that I dislike but so many songs on 'Blue Bannisters' fell flat for me. I found they just blended together. Not all of them of course, but it wasn't my favourite project of hers.

DONT say Guns and Roses, I will morder you.

Agree for the guns and roses part but Coachella is good! It's really chill, not her best but it's fine.

Lana has a few songs I don’t care for. No big deal, still love her music

d*n't c*all m* ang*l

The other woman gets on my nerves when I'm on an all Lana shuffle

So sad that a lot of people dislike/don’t understand Blue Banisters. But that album sure has some of her most complex songs to date, so it’s no surprise a lot of people can’t get into it as easily as her other stuff, or understand it at all.

completely agree. i love this album. i understand the feedback but it really lands for me as a whole

"Pleeeaaaaasssee release your Unreleased, Lana, please!!!"~ everyone.

Coachella Woodstock in my mind

WHATTTTT. THATS MY FAVORITE

Coachella. I never got into that song. It sounds like she’s off beat the whole time

Guns and roses send tweet

not all who wander are lost for me

The "if you know what I meaned" line 💀

no stop this is my no. 2 Lana song

agree

Coachella

For me is Coachella. I just strongly dislike that song.

That one part in White Dress

The first time I listened I had to go back and listen again- it was so different, so cool, so weird- completely Lana. I've loved it from that moment on. I adore Let Me Love You Like a Woman as well and I don't hear many people say they enjoy it all that much.

White dress for me too. I just don’t like people squeak gasping that much.

All of white dress is not good, but the music video is cute

guns and ROSES

one day you’re gonna see the light and realise it was a psychedelic masterpiece all along

i love it but i can recognize that it’s my least favorite from UV

i love that song but everyone hates it 😭

What are you talking about?!?!?! This song is so good 😭

I think it’s a good song when you’re listening to the entire album but I never ever get the urge to just throw it on

that ones my favorite one 😭😭

I love it more now than I did back then. I think sometimes it's the repetition that people don't like but not the entire song itself.

ur so wrong

bridge is the only redeeming part

It’s not her best but it has some good qualities

Lust for Life i’m sorry 💀

the only right answer. The demo is a masterpiece and then her label got their dirty hands on it

The weekend ruins the song for me.

I'm so sorry, but... Arcadia. I like the lyrics/sentiment but really don't care for the melody and Disney-style vocals.

Interesting! That’s my fav song from the album but to each their own :)

It’s the way she compared it to video games for me

I’m sorry, I really don’t get the Arcadia hate, I was hooked from the very first listening and that rarely happens. I love how her voice goes during the chorus, even shed tears occasionally.

“My body is a map of LA” 😍😍😍 then I DIP!!! really can’t get into the rest of the song

the vocals remind me of something i’d hear at catholic mass

same here, it would be so much better if it didn't sound like she did it in one take, her voice is so wobbly at times. and the arrangements are so sparse and boring, like there are literally violins and trumpets in the background but they're so quiet!! all you hear is that repetitive piano chord

"all roads that LEAD TO you and...."

I’d rather you don’t trust me.

Trash is a big word. All my favs have at about 5 songs on the album Im not really feeling.

I don’t like Groupie Love, Summer Bummer is aight. Not bad but I barely tolerate it.

Those songs are awful and confusing

Don't call me angel. Lol it was her playing nice with the little girls.

Biggest lana fan, think all her songs are amazing… apart from one which i find quite boring but maybe i just don’t understand it/ clicked with it and that is…

white dress… i love it but ‘down at the men in music business conference’ does NOT fit

I think that’s kind of the point…

Beautiful from blue banisters

The lyrics are really good though but I'm never really in the mood to listen to it

Yes

I don't like Arcadia and half of BB tbh 😅

Probably my least listened to which is change. I don’t hate it but I probably wouldn’t go out of my way to listen to it

wow, change is one of my favourites

i mean... lucky ones? it's the only song of hers i always skip

This breaks my heart

Lucky ones is like her only sweet romantic song wtf.

The demo version is gold

Please don’t kill me, this is just my opinion… but Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood REALLY flopped for me. Like I really dislike it. Nectar Of the Gods is up there to. I’m sorry

That nectar of the gods take…that one stings a bit

I don't really care for any of her covers except for Doin Time.

Don't let me be misunderstood is also my top "worst" lana song. I like the way she sings it, but the mixing of the instrumentals, specifically the organ, is just wrong. I like the reference with the organ, but why did they make it so tin-y that it makes ears bleed?

Lmlylaw

WHAT?! 🥲

Noooooo😭😭 It's my top fave along with White Dress! Breaking Up Slowly doesn't get enough love either

Groupie love. It's just so boring

I’m not a fan of Summer Bummer, it’s just not my style at all.

U not rocking with carti⁉️

Same. It feels very monotone.

Agreed 😖

I could never get into Tomorrow Never Came. If it was just Lana that would be one thing but the feature sounds like a cartoon character and ruins it for me.

I LOVE THAT SONG 😭

Lana sounds beautiful and the lyrics are great, Sean Lennon's voice leaves a lot to be desired but I pretend he's not singing that part because I love the song lol

I change my mind you’re right it’s that one. I legitimately dislike this song

Not a big fan of if you lie down with me, there's just nothing special about the song

Breaking Up Slowly..

Don't care too much about "Bel Air", "Yayo", "The other woman", and "Is this happiness?". Fellow Lana stans, I'm ready for you to drag me through the mud over my choices 😭

YAYO??

Bel Air?! That’s like her most angelic sounding song, I put that one on to relax me before bed lol

summer bummer 💔

i can’t say it 😭

I can’t even categorise anything she does as pure trash. I can listen to full albums a thousand times and I love it all haha. There are some demo versions I prefer but really it’s all iconic to me

If you’re saying anything other than Noir, you’re wrong 😭😭😭

I don’t like This Is What Makes Us Girls. I always forget about it, then cringe when I hear it again.

Every answer is subjective except for one and that is betty boop boop

Summer time sadnees remix

old money (sorry) lyrics are good but it’s so unlistenable for some reason

Thunder. The demo is top tier though.

National anthem...

Several from Lust for Life. Chemtrails starts off very strong first two tracks are gems… But that’s it. Have yet to sit down and listen to Blue Banisters again to know specific tracks but I’m sure there’s some bad ones there. To this day haven’t listened to Don’t Call Me Angel but I know for sure without a doubt it’s bad.

blue banisters

Yayo

Not trash, just not for me:

I respect your right to opinionate, but my jaw dropped when u said American 😦

Not American! I love her low vocals. Whole song is so wistful and nostalgic.

Damn You. I don't know how people like it :/

It's not always a fair comparison when some artists write their own music and are super prolific, and others buy the rights to songs and release maybe 2 albums a decade.

Lolita

Sweet carolina. Sorry

It hits different when you're pregnant and scared about getting the "Baby Blues"

I really wanted to like this song but I just can’t for some reason

This Is What Makes Us Girls, Lucky Ones, Yayo, and Beautiful 😬

I’m probably the only one here who thinks it’s Dealer. I’m not a fan of Black Bathing Suit either…

When BB came out, I listened to the entire album and then put Dealer on repeat for about 10 times while lying on the bed and spinning in my head lol

I’m with you, Dealer just doesn’t do it for me

Coachella, For Free, Beautiful

Blue banisters

whaaat nooo

Please elaborate so I do not cry.

This is THE unpopular opinion…the way she sings, some of the lyrics and her singing off-tempo ⚰️ not for me sorry

Lolita, so annoying

Agreed

Guns and roses

Don't Call Me Angel bcs it isn't Lanalike

Has to be The Next Best American Record 😭 only dub on NFR

I don’t really like White Dress. The music video is beautiful though!

Arcadia for me

the other woman…

I've never cared that much for Coachella or Looking For America. Breaking Up Slowly is also kinda mid

Wait, breaking up slowly is top tier for me

White dress sounds like it’s from a musical and I fkn hate musicals

Brite Lights

you should listen to the steven mertens demo if you haven't! i love that version way more.

exactly what I came to say. her only un-listenable song

WHITE DRESS

Thank you I was gonna say it but didn’t want the downvotes ☠️

I dont likehow to disappear... its not bad, but it bores me

it’s my fave from NFR but I can see how you think that

most of the chemtrails album

Lolita, she can choke.

☝️

Dance Till We Die + Beautiful 😊😇

disagree with DTWD but Beautiful is the weakest song on BB, it just feels so vapid in comparison to the other songs. "What if someone had asked Picasso not to be sad?" is such a grating lyric and the repeated "beautiful" of the chorus is like nails on a chalkboard

Love

Trueee

For me it's Dark Paradise i know some people on here will come for me.

That’s so interesting, I think this was the song that first made me obsessed with her! I love posts like this to hear y’all’s other POVs

Honestly, I don’t like her cover for maleficent. I think that’s what it was from. I listened to it a TON and just never got as haunted by it as I wanted to be. It was almost too clean maybe?

I love A$ap Rocky and Carti but can't stand the songs they have together

For Free and Groupie Love

Surely someone has said Body Electric

This is so blasphemous

Don't downvote me but Swan Song 😭 honeymoon is my fave album of hers but I jus can't get into Swan Song! it's not trash tho jus not my thing 🤷‍♂️

it's one of my favorites from honeymoon D:

Whattttt