“I woke up to people yelling at me and beautiful clean bathroom with a serene river. Then I went into precipitated withdrawals due to the Narcan and got super angry” perfect 5/7
That’s like every bad dream of taking a shit in public where the toilet is legit in the middle of a department store and everyone is just going about their business while you decide to take a shit break in your dream
YES. I also have dreams where I go into a stall, but the door is like way too short and/or weirdly placed so everyone can still see me and it is just the worst haha
I have dreams like this at least 3 times a week. Not necessarily a department store, but shitting in a toilet that happens to be set up in the middle of a public place.
Imagine kayaking with your youth group and you see this man gripping the handrails by the toilet. His knuckles white- firearms pumped. Blood vessels in his eyes completely burst. Forehead wrinkled, his short black hair stuck to his sweat soaked forehead. His grey shirt sopping wet. His shoulders raised- feet bound by his pants around his ankles allowing for his knees to extend as far as the rails will allow. Mouth open wide, teeth showing- eyes fixed on the water. You see this man for less than second... but no one else in your group does. Until 25 years later you get a message from a buddy who was on the same trip. He asks if you remember anything strange. All you say is the river toilet... He saw it too. No one believed him until now.
I think Americans are stuck in a weird circle of bathroom violence where bathrooms are designed like horrible, dimly lit prisons that allow for no dignity. And thanks to the Milgram Experiment we know what happens when you treat humans like prisoners, so people walk into one of those permanently damp, oppressive stalls with giant gaps everywhere through which people can observe you at your most vulnerable, and in vicious retaliation, shit on the floor while screaming "I AM A HUMAN BEING, GOD DAMMIT!"
Nah, you can tell it's not America because the bathrooms are constructed and* maintained with beautiful consideration of the human experience. Everywhere has nasty people in the public. Not everywhere let's those nasty people into leadership roles.
American's can't have the cool stuff! This would get abused as a place for drug use, banging, or peeping. Would be the most serene public restroom dump ever though!
People who think they must spend the entire budget to avoid getting a lower budget next year. It’s becoming a real issue in Norway where they spend millions on toilets like this and let schools and elderly home rot
How are you going to take a video of a bathroom with a window in the floor into a river AND NOT FILM THE FLOOR WINDOW?! It’s clearly the most prominent feature in the room.
That's pretty impressive. Whenever I come cross roofed bathrooms near hiking areas, they are always holes in the ground and the seat is covered in shit as if someone was trying to frost a cake with their ass.
Definitely not in America... There's be graffiti carved into the glass and someone would have shit on the glass... Sigh... This is why we don't get nice things...
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I thought the toilet was going to go straight into the water.
That's what I was expecting too, or that the mens room just wouldn't have glass in the window.
It's for people to play
It probably is with a little filtration
I thought the premise was that you piss in the river for a second Edit: Thanks for silver lol!
I thought precisely the samething lol. “No way ppl r guna post up above a river to drop a deuce “
come to my country then (india) lol
I thought so too, also shit.
Hmm I still think that is the premise
Who pisses in one second?!
"Very clean facility...never shot heroin in a more scenic location." 5 out of 5 stars.
"woke up at 3 and hiked 15 miles just to get this shot"
“I woke up to people yelling at me and beautiful clean bathroom with a serene river. Then I went into precipitated withdrawals due to the Narcan and got super angry” perfect 5/7
The homeless couple that moved in the next bathroom over seemed nice....
Where are you from? Seattle?
Hookers also 5/5
Was gonna say, wish we could have stuff like this in America but the crackheads would set up camp in there.
That’s like every bad dream of taking a shit in public where the toilet is legit in the middle of a department store and everyone is just going about their business while you decide to take a shit break in your dream
YES. I also have dreams where I go into a stall, but the door is like way too short and/or weirdly placed so everyone can still see me and it is just the worst haha
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I have dreams like this at least 3 times a week. Not necessarily a department store, but shitting in a toilet that happens to be set up in the middle of a public place.
I have this one all the time. Usually it’s a big bathroom or locker room with no doors or tiny short stalls. Horrible.
I've never had this dream.
Until now I... I thought I was the only one.
Ah, so, you're the one who drove JCPenney to bankruptcy!
Yeah but if that river doesn't make you wanna pee idk what will
It's all fun and games until the kayak team train there.
A flowing river is a treadmill to paddling sports. They'll be right outside for hours.
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Imagine kayaking with your youth group and you see this man gripping the handrails by the toilet. His knuckles white- firearms pumped. Blood vessels in his eyes completely burst. Forehead wrinkled, his short black hair stuck to his sweat soaked forehead. His grey shirt sopping wet. His shoulders raised- feet bound by his pants around his ankles allowing for his knees to extend as far as the rails will allow. Mouth open wide, teeth showing- eyes fixed on the water. You see this man for less than second... but no one else in your group does. Until 25 years later you get a message from a buddy who was on the same trip. He asks if you remember anything strange. All you say is the river toilet... He saw it too. No one believed him until now.
Maintain eye contact to assert dominance
A risk worth taking.
Just smile and wave
just smile and wave y'all
It might honestly be one-way glass
They should have build the throne on the left side that way no one going downstream could have seen you
They should know what to expect when up shit’s creek
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
Waves at passing paddlers
Oh hiii
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Seriously though, at night with the light on inside the bathroom and darkness outside, you'll be able to see straight in.
*waves dick
Pretty cool design! Might attract stalkers on the other side of the river though!
Could have 1 way windows where you can see out but not in.
Stare back at them to assert dominance
Terrain on the other side is pretty hostile with steep cliffs. You would have to work for that glimpse of panties
Meeting you with a view to a piss...
maybe it’s a one way mirror
It's all fun and games until a crowd of people swim along with waterproof cameras for this exact moment
I need to know where this is.
It is here
Norway
Norway, more specifically Skjervfossen, between Vossevangen and Granvin
Not in the US. The bathroom treats the general public as humans.
Definitely Eagleton.
Wow! I was in that exact toilet this time last year. It’s at the top of a waterfall in Norway, near Bergen.
It's so gorgeous. Thanks for telling the location, it's really one of the more beautiful riparian scenes I've seen in a while.
If the one on the left is a mirror image you could have a stare off while having a dump.
Christ - that public bathroom is nicer than my first apartment.
Don't need to run the tap to help you pee when you've got a fucking river running next to ya!
The river would help everything flow right out.
Is that a thing people do?
That's public????
Norwegian tax money at work
There’s a window in the floor right? Why would you not point the camera down to have a look?
At least they managed to film the toilet and towel dispenser though
I thought for sure there'd be more upset people in here because of that. I really wanted to look down more than anything else.
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It's Norway, for those who are curious
Always upvote the credit
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Risky click.
Also
What if someone's at the other side of the river?
Wave at them and make eye contact.
Maybe the outside is mirrored.
Helicopter time
Now that’s a loo
I'd put a Michael Jackson mannequin in the forest across the river.
I feel like this isn't in the US because things aren't broken, graffitied, and shit/piss all over the floor, walls, and celling.
Plus it's actually well designed and doesn't look like the inside of a prison.
We dont call them water closets (W/C).
Its in Norway
I think Americans are stuck in a weird circle of bathroom violence where bathrooms are designed like horrible, dimly lit prisons that allow for no dignity. And thanks to the Milgram Experiment we know what happens when you treat humans like prisoners, so people walk into one of those permanently damp, oppressive stalls with giant gaps everywhere through which people can observe you at your most vulnerable, and in vicious retaliation, shit on the floor while screaming "I AM A HUMAN BEING, GOD DAMMIT!"
Fuck the US, it's a fucking failed state shithole country
Looks like rice place where the T-Rex ate the lawyer. I'll just hold it
When you gotta go you gotta go.
Kind of expected it to just be a squat toilet that dropped directly into the river. Pleasant surprise.
Rick Sanchez approves.
"You think I'd shit in a public bathroom, Morty?"
You can tell it's not in the US by the lack of piss covered floor and heroin needles.
and by the WC on the door...
Hey. We shit on our floors in this country, bud. It’s what the founding fathers died for.
Don't worry we piss on the floor and shoot up in Europe too.
And by the fact that someone actually put some effort into making it look nice.
Where in the world do You go that has all of that in a bathroom? Sure isn't a National Park (or most of the US)
First thing I thought was 'No way we could be trusted with this here'
Nah, you can tell it's not America because the bathrooms are constructed and* maintained with beautiful consideration of the human experience. Everywhere has nasty people in the public. Not everywhere let's those nasty people into leadership roles.
Yeah... public bathrooms are exceptionally clean in all other countries
I was going to say this is way too clean to be a public restroom
A public restroom with paper to dry your hands and toilet paper to clean your ass? Now that's amazing
That level of clean wouldn’t last five minutes in Canada.
Damn I would pay to take a shit there.
Little do they know that everything being flushed is being dumped by the river.
The door is a lie.
Most majestic bathroom I have ever seen. I wish to shit there for life.
Where those turds go tho
A more literal water closet
That’ll make you pee.
Some guy rafts by
For sec I thought the clear glass in the ground was a hole for everyone to shit in lol.
I'd be going in there with War and Peace.
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They should put a dickhole in the glass so you can pee right into the water to get that real authentic outdoors feel.
For a second I thought you were supposed to poop into the river.
You can tell this isnt in America because of how clean the bathroom is
haha, came to say the exact same thing!
Now this is fancy; they even got handlebars for THOSE types of shits.
No way that's anywhere in North America.
...That's a one way mirror... Right?
I really appreciate the handles installed beside the toilet for when you take a mega shit and need to hold on to something
Was not expecting something that nice. Most likely not in an American park
There used to be a small village down river... Then they all fell ill for some reason. It's a mystery to this day!
That would be trashed in about 10 days if it was in America. We are all a bunch of selfish assholes that don’t know how to respect shit. Literally.
American's can't have the cool stuff! This would get abused as a place for drug use, banging, or peeping. Would be the most serene public restroom dump ever though!
The US has plenty of nice public buildings like this.
Woa the shitter is fancier than my house
I'd never leave the shitter
Who the fuck spent that much money on bathrooms?
People who think they must spend the entire budget to avoid getting a lower budget next year. It’s becoming a real issue in Norway where they spend millions on toilets like this and let schools and elderly home rot
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we're not allowed to have nice things here in America
I'm surprised no one is worried about flood damage
Can we get a sub for bathrooms in scenic places? I’ve seen one post like this before this and I know there has to be more.
There is of course a sub for that,
I'd either be too nervous too enter or never want to leave
Where in the world is this??
Norway
For a moment I thought there was gonna be just a hole where you pee/poop in the river...
Will it be on live stream?
If you didn’t have to pee, you do now
Where’s the homeless dude who took it over and does drugs and has anal sex in there all day?
This looks very Norwegian. Not just the nature, but these sort of buildings are a very typical Norwegian thing.
Yep itz in norway
That will make you want to pee! Where is it?
Norway 🇳🇴
Far more privacy than the average American stall.
Restroom next to a river: Clean and slick as fuck
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It's Norway.
Where is that? I have to take a shit there.
For a second I thought there was a hole so you can poop on the River
You stole my video...!
Some next level shit
Suspiciously clean for a public restroom
Loo with a view
You can tell this isn't in the USA because it's not fucking trashed.
Seems a perfect opportunity for a peeping Tom to post up across the river in camo. Hmmm. What’s the location? Asking for a friend.
If you didn’t have to pee before you went in, you definitely need to once inside
That will really make you want to go as well!
Where does your dump go afterwards
Where does the toilet drain to?
this would freak me out at night for sure lol
Honestly, I could live there.
What is this place
Ahh the third world.
How are you going to take a video of a bathroom with a window in the floor into a river AND NOT FILM THE FLOOR WINDOW?! It’s clearly the most prominent feature in the room.
That's pretty impressive. Whenever I come cross roofed bathrooms near hiking areas, they are always holes in the ground and the seat is covered in shit as if someone was trying to frost a cake with their ass.
But mom, I don't have to go.
Definitely not in America... There's be graffiti carved into the glass and someone would have shit on the glass... Sigh... This is why we don't get nice things...
And here I am, pooping in a sticky office bathroom
If you had drank a gallon of water, and perhaps a brew or two, you might not make it on time - despite being there already.
I am 35 years old, I am thrice Divorced, and I SHIT IN A REST ROOM DOWN BY THE RIVER!
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A loo with a view.
That’s what I call a water closet!
Damn it's so clean
Wow, what a wonderful place to shoot up heroin
SITTIN ON THE CAN; DOWN BY THE RIVER
Someone comes by on a kayak? Stare them down while u take ur shit. Be the complete alpha
Oh that’s public alright
That’s a nice view and all but what if you were taking a shit and you look to your left and there’s some fat dude watching you
AND IT’S CLEAN. AN ACTUAL, CLEAN PUBLIC BATHROOM
Anyone else see the pervert hiding in the woods?
That would be the most scenic shit of my life.
I would drive ~10 mins to use this restroom daily looks nice.
I could shit there all-day
Okay before they showed the actual toilet I thought this just gave you the privacy to poop in the river
imagine taking shit next to this seen holly fuck
Good thing they showed the toilet, too. I though people would just shit into the stream from up high.
White people shit.
10/10 would jerk off there again