Walk without rhythm, it won't attract the worm Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the worm Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the worm If you walk without rhythm, you never learn, yeah
Last spring i told my 4 year old about how some birds do that, and i tapped my fingers on the ground for 20s or so and a fuckin 6in nightcrawler came out. I felt like a fucking magician.
It's all fun-and-games until you try to pull it out and it breaks in the middle with the other end being inside of you and still alive, moving around uncontrollably.
I mean, why stop there? You could flash fry that motherfucker and eat it like a barquillo or canelloni. Crunchy on the outside, ooey gooey slurpy on the inside.
I saw one about half the size of this on my neighbor's driveway after a rainstorm in Ohio. I was like 5 at the time and thought maybe my little-kid mind was playing tricks on me. Now I know it must've been real!
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That missing radioactive capsule must be close by.
Stand by for the inevitable kaiju discovery
the capsule is Australia
Graboid
Came here to say this. Well done. Have a reward
It would be weird if they didn't find it in Australia.
Just another day in Aus
Giant earthworms are spotted rising from the floodwaters as torrential rain continues to lash Australia and wreak havoc on wildlife.
Then the giant cane toad comes along for a snack.
Or Dune
Like, what is in the air over there?
Imagine if this was somewhere in Iowa, probably would be the most exciting thing on their local news.
Australia is just like another Ohio
There must be spice reserves nearby, find them.
The spice must flow!
Shai hallud
In other Aussie news, man eaten alive by spider. Footage at 6
he must have found a little-maker.
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Our walk matches the rhythm of the deserts
Walk without rhythm, it won't attract the worm Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the worm Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the worm If you walk without rhythm, you never learn, yeah
Last spring i told my 4 year old about how some birds do that, and i tapped my fingers on the ground for 20s or so and a fuckin 6in nightcrawler came out. I felt like a fucking magician.
Jim???
One of the best scenes
Earthworm Jim? 🙃
MIB
Thank you
Came here to say this 🤣
Use it for fishing
This would frighten the fish.
He's gonna catch an orca with that
Duke Fishron has Awoken!
Boss encounter
When you’re fishing for whales
Fishing what a whale?
You definitely need a massive fishing rod for this!
Of course it was in Australia
Was about to comment this.
I wouldn't be surprised if it is venomous
Earthworm Jumbo
Earthworm Jum
Were there any tremors?
Quick someone call Kevin Bacon
Alaskan bull worm!
In this case, it would be the AUSTRALIAN BULL WORM!
I was looking for this
Just put it back in the ground ok
Australia keep finding new species or new species keep finding Australia?
It's not a newly discovered species, just a particularly large specimen.
Don’t let Bear Grylls see this
He'd either try to eat it, or try to pee in it.
Everythings a dildo if you're brave enough!
Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.
dildont
It's all fun-and-games until you try to pull it out and it breaks in the middle with the other end being inside of you and still alive, moving around uncontrollably.
Maybe that’s what the trout was all about?
Please don't
Or butt plug
Time to call Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward to finish the job.
I thought the big arse worms were in Victoria. Is this like a new breed or just a big as fuck uranium worm?
Nah, used to find these all the time in QLD. Any time it rained a heap they come up out of the ground.
You can see bigger ones in Canberra, specifically Parliament House
If you X-ray it, you might find a 8mmx6mm small cylindrical capsule inside.
Baby Dune
too, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Soon the spice will flow
Bless the maker and his water!
Fun fact : earth worms can live for up to 8 years!
Not this Worm
Found one of those under mom’s bed
Probably the first to be venomous, too.
Even Australian earthworms look like they just escaped the portal from hell.
We call that one...Shai hulud.
Australia is like Florida on Steroids.
A terrible thing to say about Australia.
Florida ISN’T on steroids?
Nah, Australia is just devils jungle gym.
Now you are just being nasty.
Why everything coming from Australia is bigger?
Spice!
Great maker, Shai-Hulud. I recognise your footsteps, Old Man.
All hail mighty Shai'Hulud
Shai Hulud
Mother’s Milk scarf
I knew the snags at Bunnings were a bit different!
Just to think that people were found the onions to be a problem!
if you would eat him raw, would you eat him like a big ass spaghetto or would you eat him like a hot dog?
I mean, why stop there? You could flash fry that motherfucker and eat it like a barquillo or canelloni. Crunchy on the outside, ooey gooey slurpy on the inside.
Eat it like a corn cob
Gimme some soy sauce and we good
Perfect for fishing some australian catfish! 😄
That’s what I thought as well
Probably near to where they lost that radioactive capsule...
Australia is like mmorpg server fuck sake wtf is these creatures
You did not need to specify the location of it. We know.
absoluteunits
Came looking for this so I didn’t double post
Name him Jim and put him in a suit
God beta tests new animals in Australia
Can you ask him where the radioactive capsule might be?
Forbidden dildo
What do you call it when worms take over the world.
I’ve been single for too long
That's a not of this earth worm
A perfect fishing bait to catch an orca.
That’s Jim
Aus continuing to upscale all their entities
If Godzilla is ever discovered, he will be found in Australia I’m sure. 😂
Of course it’s Australia
Actual size
I just saw her mom in Chainsaw Man
Probably venomous.
His name is jim!
Anyone else getting
Damn. Even the earthworms can kill you in Australia
Australia seems like a place I never want to go to.
It's always Australia
Kill it with fire.
May the forced perspective be with you.
Now that’s the kind of bait to catch Great White sharks 🦈 🤣🤣🤣
I’d use it
Imagine this crawls up ur ass
Oooo kinky
Oh Australia...
Looks like my big toe after I dropped a 10 lb weightlifting plate on it.
Bruh that head though, looks like a lunch lady's blood deprived big toe
That dude be having the most fertile soil rn
Damn. Everything grows big over there
imagine the smell..ughh
I saw one about half the size of this on my neighbor's driveway after a rainstorm in Ohio. I was like 5 at the time and thought maybe my little-kid mind was playing tricks on me. Now I know it must've been real!
Jim, is that you??
They also come in this size in Southern New Zealand.
Next to the radio active canister
Australia you've done it once again (outstanding 🤔😂)
That’s gonna catch a big fish tho
my turtle would eat the fuck out of this
Jim is that you!
Groovy
There's a species of large earthworm in S America. Biggest I've seen was over a foot long.
Everything reminds me of him.
If ya cut it, you can sell one! And again and again. Profit!
And those idiots in Texas are still hollering that "everything is bigger" there.
That's the Alaskan bull worm
Scratches Australia off list of "Places I want to visit"
I bet theres Dinosaurs in Australia too, they just dont want us to know.
I should call him
That’s Jim.
Shai Hulud.
Bless the maker and his water
"Planet Arrakis, home of the spice"
Oh Australia, there you go, being the Florida Man of countries again!
Of course you did
That’s no earthworm, that’s a classic Alaskan Bullworm.
What kind of future sink holes this guy leaving behind
That's not a worm. This is a worm.
Honestly why are we acting like Australia is a normal place. Its not a normal place.
You didn't have to say Australia. We already knew
You don't say. A giant earthworm was found in australia, where they are a native species? Fascinating.
Some years later spice will be discovered in Australia
Gross.
It's always in Australia, isn't it?
They’re gonna find a 2 foot Covid germ in Australia one of these days.
Alaskan bull worm
We found the missing radioactive capsule.
Reason #457 why I couldn’t live in Australia.
Reminds me of that one dude from the boys
Of course it's Australia
Why is it always Australia?
Of course it was Australia
Of course it's Australia.
Only in Australia...
Of course Australia
Of course it’s Australian. 🤦♂️😂
Australia! Australia! Australia! Australia! Australia! We love you. Amen!
AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!! 🪱
Had to be Australia
Australia ☕
If it's in Australia it wants to kill you
Australia? Not surprised.
Of course it's Australia.
A massive Queensland’s was found today at an earthworm
Ofcourse australia
Only in Australia
Of course it's Australia
Australia☕️
Australia is irradiated wasteland and it shows.
Of course it's Australia..
Why is it always Australia?
Of course it's Australia
It looks photoshoped
Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
what would happen if you put that up your bum hole? will it get squashed or will you get the best time of your life?
and don’t you tell me it’s not plotting to kill
I bet your eyes will turn bright blue if you eat its poop.
hentaimaterial
“hentai”