1. But he lives in America, do they think when they invade they're going to see him and think "oh yeah that guys from Chad."

  2. Yeah, I don't think they'll have a hard time figuring that equation out. Good thing he isn't military, because he would get roasted for the positioning.

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  4. What do you mean, with that tattoo he will be able to singlehandedly destroy the entire armies of some of the most powerful countries on earth.

  5. Why is there some sort of Lovecraftian tentacle monster hiding behind that badly deformed and reality-warped rendition of the U.S. flag?

  6. Please correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the positioning that of a flag in retreat? Doesn’t that negate his entire point?

  7. The bomb was dropped at 2:15 am. After a month of turbulence the war between the super powers was a fact and a week later the numbs started to fall.

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  11. Usually they get it when they are fit. Then get flabby once they bust their knee, back, or toe or some shit and now they can't play for the patriots even though they were just about to get contacted by a scout

  12. Oh, they'll recognize the dipshits trying to fumble around with half a dozen ARs dripping in army surplus bullshit.

  13. Given Russia can't tell the difference between a field base and a fucken maternity hospital, I really don't think they'd notice.

  14. He is on the side of the US Army of 1818. His musket would surely strike fears in the hearts of any invader. If they give him about 3 or 4 minutes to shoot accurately at about 10 yards away.

  15. Why does it look like it's the flag covering up a tattoo of one of the animated horror characters from The Wall?

  16. I would put a Chinese flag on my arm, sort of a Trojan horse situation. They wouldn’t even notice a 6’5 white male with brown hair on their side 😎😎😎

  17. Nobody’s gonna invade, they’re gonna drop a bomb, you’ll never see it coming and you’ll just fucking die Mr Badd ass tattoo guy.

  18. Like the American I argued with on here the other day. His argument for personal assault weapons was to prevent a military invasion ( well regulated militia etc). I asked who. Russia? Really? Then it must be China with 17000 km of ocean to cross and massive US defence budget. He just ranted in reply.

  19. Most americans think these ppl are even more stupid than the rest of the world does, unfortunately they are our loudest voices

  20. “Ха-ха-ха, посмотрите на этого идиота! Он вытатуировал свою слепую преданность своей стране на руке, как овца! У него всего две крохотные американские пушки и ограниченный боезапас, так что ждите, пока он кончится, и не стреляйте - мы его отправляем в ГУЛАГ на многолетние пытки, друзья мои!”

  21. hrm it looks like a cover-up job or else the artist put the image of the folds in the fabric in there but didnt bother to make the stripes and stars of the flag match them

  22. Something about this post tells me that this guy wouldn’t need a half-sleeve for others to realize he’s American

  23. Probably, guys like this actually love Russia because it's an authoritarian homophobic racist capitalist police state, that's kind of their bread and butter

  24. I like the idea of a Chinese or Russian soldier who’s currently invading the US is like “wait who’s side is that guy on?” As if you wouldn’t know what side American civilians are on lol

  25. That’s not flag code. The stars should be facing the front of his body. Unless he usually walks backwards

  26. Russia doesn’t have the fuel to make it here and China would be stepping on its own dick. This dude is a desk jockey and wouldn’t know courage if it bit him in the ass.

  27. Yeah, it looks like a cover up, with like a milky ghost or a pond of spunk or something underneath. Very odd.

  28. You got it wrong dudes so Badass he’s running backwards towards the fight…It’s some 5d chess, he’s playing with there minds..

  29. I hate to say it but the flag is facing the wrong way. The blue rectangle should be to the left. How ever the appearance of Cthulhu our lord. Makes this the best tattoo I have ever seen.

  30. I saw a video that went over how the US would do in the event of an invasion. The U.S will be just fine without this guy and if he lives far inland, then he will be of no use to defending as the invaders would likely not even get to him. Unless he's in the military (which he most certainly is not) then he won't even see any Russian or Chinese invaders.

  31. I love that this is a coverup of an alien fetus. This guy was a idiot in his former life… and an even bigger one in his current life.

  32. Thank you for pointing out what the first tattoo was. All I could come up with was that weird anatomical drawing you see in textbooks of the male reproductive system.

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  34. This is the type of guy to get knockoff Oakley's and wear a shemagh incorrectly when taking selfies with his tacticool LARP buddies.

  35. Same type of guy who puts on a tactical vest, helmet and plate armor that he bought from the local army navy store to go shoot cans in the woods.

  36. Why do these people always talk about war? Like your not even gonna get a chance you’ll just have a bomb dropped on your head from 1000 miles away by some dude with Xbox controller.

  37. Thank you for saying this. I’m endlessly frustrated when the flag-waviest, in your face, I’m-way-more-patriotic-than-you douche waffles also don’t abide by the most basic rules of flag etiquette. “Burn my flag and I’ll burn you with it, right after I’m done wiping the barbecue sauce off my face with my little flag napkin. “

  38. It's actually the "Marble Slab Flag." The original flag was etched in marble by the Greeks in 776 AD. Russia and China obviously know this which makes it even more intimidating.

  39. I was wondering what the fuck that was! When I looked at it I thought they were like tentacles. I was asking myself why someone put an octopus behind the flag.

  40. Yeah he needs to let Russian and Chinese invaders know that he’s a Republican and therefore compatible with their authoritarian rule.

  41. The hilarious part for me on this tattoo is that it appears to have been done in such a way to sculpt a non-existent bicep/tricep. Very badass, indeed.

  42. With the right timing, and voice inflection this could actually be a successful joke that would land. Sort of a sarcastic Stephen Colbert angle. But I’m sure he’s serious

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  44. Ironic that they have the flag backwards too. The Union Jack should always be on the top left from the observers point of view.

  45. The Russia take is baffling me because I thought people like this thought of Russia as the last bastion of masculinity in a world going woke.

  46. At least he’s not going to sell the country out to the Russians. Far too many so called patriots will sell this nation out. Hell one of the traitors who stormed the Capitol fled to Belarus while another traitor tried to sell a stolen laptop from the Capitol to the Russians.

  47. Why would anyone be concerned about Russia or China invading? Russia can't even beat their smaller next door neighbor. China doesn't have the logistics to attemot an invasion of Taiwan.

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