Basically the name "FF7 remake" isn't actually meant to imply a straight retelling of the original story, the original timeline is being "remake'd" into something else entirely. The shadow things are basically "forces of fate" trying to prevent the original FF7 timeline from being changed. They end up
It was always gay. For whatever reason bodybuilding is associated with homosexuality in Japan, at least that is what I "learned and never verified" when I was like 12.
Seems like Minecraftish or DQ: Builders graphics would fit but they would need to make a JRPG that allows building and exploring alongside lairs, caves, cities, villages and towns.
How many of you actually enjoyed the new ff7? I couldn't even put in a full hour. The combat is just so fucking dumb. Waited all those years for what imo is a shitty remake
Blonde twink with a group of muscle daddies lined up behind him? You know exactly how to feel about it.
🧔🏽🧔🏼🧔🏾
You bet my ass I know how to feel about it.
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O.P. didn't say he didn't know how to interpret it, he just doesn't know how he "feels" about it.
If only he were sitting on a couch and they were all surrounding it in white t-shirts and briefs.
I am feeling very excited about it
Bendover Bubba
Dude looks like a twink but could wreck all of them
Those muscle daddies are bottoms. Sorry to break it to you
See: Piper Perri
I was going to ask the LGBTQIA+FF7 community if Cloud is, in fact, a twink in this context, but now I realize how absurdly obvious the answer is.
Sore?
Basically that Malcolm in the middle episode you know the one
Sore, probably
Lmao! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He's about to get posted up on
Someone needs to add the "blacked.com" logo
this was my cousin's favorite scene. he had a special save so he could replay it over and over and over.
A man of culture
When did he come out?
Some people's awakenings came in very silly ways.
🤨🧐
Wanna join the little bubby club?
Where is this in the game? I'm on disc 2 on my first playthrough.
"cousin"
Wait, is this fake or was it actually part of the remake?
They removed anything that could be seen as remotely non consensual in the remake, so no, it was not part of it.
I actually love what the remake did with this section instead.
Is this Malcolm in the Middle where Hal befriends all the body builders in the park
For whatever reason bodybuilding is associated with homosexuality in Japan,
Came here to mention that episode and honestly surprised someone beat me to it!
Classic!
I like how all the dudes are exactly the same height.
I love how it’s three sets of identical triplets.
It was a VERY specific Craigslist ad.
It's the equalizer hair cut
What, no bumble bee girl?
She's off guarding the honey from all those bears.
Honey Bee girl.
Where's the Brazzers logo?
Here ya go.
That's what I want to know
*men.com
if this was brazzers usual fare I might actually sign up.
Come on, Cloud, get into the pool the water's great...
Not sure how you got photos of my bachelor party from both my first and second wedding but please delete them
Soldier in the streets, Jenova in the sheets
Time for the reunion
That’s disgusting and horrifying. But not untrue.
👉🏻👈🏻
Piper perry
Boioioioioing
Id watch this
I’d also watch this
Embrace it dude. You'll be happier.
Semi-related: the dancing segment in the Honeybee Inn was the most interesting and innovative part of FFVII Remake.
Loosen up Bubby! Let’s wash off all our dirt and sweat together!
Poo! Uh, I mean, sir.
'Put the dress on Cloud'
This is how you properly seed a ☁️ to make it 🌧.
I mean this was work, great comment.
Que ram ranch intro music.
God Squad from Righteous Gemstones
Big bro's fists of steel cut to the bone!
Steel workers are gonna have a field day 🤣
We work hard, we play hard.
Me neither but my basement feels like it’s flooding.
You should feel horny
Why Are You Scared? Isn't This What You Wanted?
I think the fact they are all expressionless is the creepiest thing about this
Just close your eyes and count to 10.
First Picture: I can take on 9 Guys at once
Horny. You should feel horny
Cloud with his coterie of Man-bitches.
This sounds like you think part of Grindr is having an arm wrestling match to see who bottoms...
I choose to imagine him as a power bottom.
I don't know how I feel about FF7 Remake... Why did they add those unnecessary shadow demontaur things in the game?
Basically the name "FF7 remake" isn't actually meant to imply a straight retelling of the original story, the original timeline is being "remake'd" into something else entirely. The shadow things are basically "forces of fate" trying to prevent the original FF7 timeline from being changed. They end up
He just needs that dress.
Toms of Gaia-Land.
Yup. That happened.
Just go with it bro
I think I saw this on PorhHub
YMCA plays on the background
Young man, there's no need to feel down...
Now just put him on a couch
They're going to find his limit break
I ve seen this before, in incognito mode.
The first; videos game.
This is hilarious! Could is surrounded by huge burly men! This is how he gets the Kamehameha to defeat Godzilla-Sephiroth
I do.
Just accept it
These both give of VERY different vibes..
What’s not to feel about the biggest man meat sandwich in gaming? Don’t make it weird
I need my makeup done, I don't care what it takes. I will be the prettiest.
I think I know how you shouldn't feel
grabs lotion
SuddenlyGay
It was always gay. For whatever reason bodybuilding is associated with homosexuality in Japan, at least that is what I "learned and never verified" when I was like 12.
Somethings are best left heavily pixelated.
Tight. You'll feel tight.
I don’t know what will happen, I just hope everyone enjoy and he became much exp
Slap a Brazzers logo on the bottom one and you're set
does brazzers do gay gangbangs now? Because I would watch
I do 😈
My ass is sore just thinking about it
I love this
This is exactly how I feel about JRPGs. Use to love them when they were cartoony looking. For me the style does not translate to realistic graphics.
Seems like Minecraftish or DQ: Builders graphics would fit but they would need to make a JRPG that allows building and exploring alongside lairs, caves, cities, villages and towns.
Entire game barely covers the start of the original but they had to make sure this gem made it in
How many of you actually enjoyed the new ff7? I couldn't even put in a full hour. The combat is just so fucking dumb. Waited all those years for what imo is a shitty remake
The combat wasn't great, but I did enjoy it overall.
I know EXACTLY how I feel about this
Y.M.C.A...
I knew cloud moved left 😭😭😭😭
Doesn't matter the remake screwed all that up.
This is like one of those "don't drop the soap" moment haha.
Drop the soap or clutch it tightly, what's going to happen is going to happen regardless.
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Wait til you see Cloud in drag, LMFAOROFL
Sigh unzip
Wow the same gamer porn joke that's been around a decade now. So funny
New meme template potential
We wanted a *remake I guess
Oh yeah? You and what army?
No hard feelings bro
I’ve seen enough Blender animations to know where this is going
Impressed at the progression of technology within your own lifetime?
Its that one episode of Malcolm in the Middle
What's the problem? It's a bunch of dudes in the same room.
this makes me thirsty
You should feel good.
Cloud is so cute! Lol 😩
Thunderhead*
Seems about right.
I love ffx, is the 7 remaster as good? Should i get it?
Stay strong Cloud.
Can't wait to play this mission in VR
Turkish Oil Wrestling Simulator.
Maybe just this once we will leave RTX off.
You have to feel a lot of pride and haughtiness
Is this the Blue Oyster Bar after hours?
Just a bunch of Seth Rogens
Feelings are a distraction. All you need are squats.
BUBBY!
Yes you do.
Suss af
hot
The blond daddy tho 🔥🔥🔥
Seth Rogan is first in line
Aeris will pay extra to watch
I feel like i want Cloud to run
A Hardedge resulted from this.
Somebody slap a Brazzers logo on it.
Aroused.
Brokeback mt. Nibel
Jealous?
Blessed. You should feel blessed.
Don't let it cloud your judgement. Just let it ride and see where it takes you.
Sometimes it takes a village to raise a child.
Makes me think of the Malcom in the middle episode when Hal befriends all the body builders
Is the bottom pic really what it looks like in game?
No. This scene wasn't in remake. The bottom pic is just a fan render
It’s sad they didn’t remake one of fewer scenes for FF7R. It will be funnier
5 men at least, because all that hair
I’ve seen this porno
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...
Aw, the Honeybee girl is missing from the new one.
This is a fucking Arby's commercial
I do
The remake we wanted..
Brazzers.
ROBBED!!! You should feel robbed!
Be happy for Cloud. He's getting the HD Remastered experience.
One of the bestparts of the original. Glad they brought it back
There's no need to feel down....
What is this, like strong guys or something like that?!
Let’s test out them rag doll physics.
they're goosed a bit. it's a circus term.
I instantly thought of Hal and the body builders from Malcolm in the middle
Haven't played this, but the comparison with these modern graphics really makes Cloud look like he has a glandular disorder
“I know we never said this as a group, but-“
That moment when you realize Cloud totally got his butt, uh, reconfigured in the original game...
I haven't played the FFVII remake, but damn, it sure looks like they got the Honey Bee Inn that the developers always must've imagined.
I do, jealous
Mukki!!
Anybody else hear Lets Grove in the background or is it just me?
Just needs a brazzers logo
Jealous?
Cloud bringing the bois to kick sephirohs ass
What about the girl to the far right?
I am suddenly very interested.
The blonde guy should've been fatter but otherwise great