1. “Honey, I think there’s a black hole in our backyard with a playground right in the middle of it. Could you go out and check?”

  2. It’s rubber turf that they now use instead of sand. It’s more sanitary and bugs don’t like like it. Less fun than sand but works better.

  3. So they could’ve literally send you a picture of any other previous installation but they decided with photoshopping it into fucking Pandora?!

  4. "and the equipment itself is just examples, the actual products will be a different too." - them, probably

  5. Can I take an off topic moment to beg you and your township not to toss rubber mulch on the bottom of that playground? Splinters suck and all, but ground up rubber can't possibly be a good thing for children to fall face down into.

  6. If you asked the staffers who handle social medias for the Township, posting this would get hella engagement, especially of locals who might not otherwise be interested in following a 'government' page

  7. I think that the problem may have been that there was a playground that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

  8. lol came here to say the same, looked at the photo more closely, nah it’s a playground for squirrels obviously!

  9. I feel like mitigating fall injuries by positioning the equipment over the endless void is also pertinent.

  10. What is this? A playground for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to play and have fun if they can't even fit inside the playground. I don't wanna hear your excuses! The playground has to be at least… three times bigger than this!

  11. Reminds me of the itty bitty washcloths the dollar store has, they're tiny squares like 2in x 2in and it says, "just add water" on the front!

  12. The fun new game for the whole family: The Floor is Void. As the sequel to the floor is lava, we’ve upped the stakes, signing a deal with Satan to consume the souls of any who fall. Coming this summer.

  13. don’t do it, my town went with the same company and it really ended up being that small. now we constantly have to deal with pet hamsters vs rats and mice fighting over the equipment. We even have special hours and the lot is just stupid.

  14. What is this? A playground for ants? How can we expect the kids to play if they can’t even fit in the equipment? It needs to be at least three times bigger than this!

  15. "So I'm not sure yet if I'm going to buy anything from you but you can pay one of your employees their time (who should be doing other work) to mock me up a perfect 3D replica. Oh yeah - and I expect this for free. And if I don't like it my entitled dumb ass is going to blast it all over the internet and berate you for not asking me for a deposit first so I could have said no because I care more about how my yard looks before my children getting something to enrich their lives." Signed: Asshole.

  16. Not going to look for it but I'm sure there's at least 3"what is this a playground for ants" comments in here

  17. A curse upon every person that comments "what is this? A playground for ants?" Seven years horrible luck, and any child born in that seven years shall continue this horrible luck string, ad infinitum. So shall it be. So shall it be. So shall it be. The whole hive mind thing is annoying and just a bad look. Don't be one of the dumb ones. Resist.

  18. What’s the price you’ve gotten for that design? That looks like a “Miracle” Brand playground structure.

  19. That's the company that used to do the stage props for a friend of mine's band back in the 80's. They did this Stonehenge thing that showed up like that all small. They blamed the drawings being labeled wrong between inches or feet or something.... Man they were ticked.

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