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Everything about this title and picture is upsetting

sings "They were put there by a man. In a factory down town"

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You can buy everything canned if you really want to

The universe was doing them a favor

TiL

exactly what i came here to say.... this is news to me

Someone is telling you don't eat hotdogs from a can. Nothing good will come from that.

They can, yeah. Sometimes in a jar, too. Can is cheaper.

Never underestimate your canned meat opponent

This was my question, too!! :P

Most Hot Dogs come in cans over here in the UK

Seriously. The only ones I know that are in a can come from Vienna.

Came here to ask this!

I had no idea either.

Better than turkey in a can.

I'm kinda grossed out by it, as I am with any canned meat, but knowing what they're made of, I guess it's probably not that gross.

my dude bought the cantopener

Can sitting there silently judging you and your dismantled can opener with blatant disdain.

The universe does not want you to... and neither does the rest of us.

Funnier than the image

My dude needs a p38 back up can opener.

comments like this are why i look at reddit, excellent job

therealjoke

Hammer 🔨 🛠 ⚒️ time

lol, fuck youuuu

thanks for the laugh

I kneel before your punitive talents.

Today's Menu: Not Dogs

I'm here on reddit for comments like these 🤣

Chinesium

Best comment I have read in ages. Have my upvote and my award. This made me laugh out loud

My god that was beautifully put sir

Hey, look on the bright side. You can still drink the water!

I'll be honest, I gagged reading that

Chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water

Limp Bizkit wants to know your address.

Wow, everything else in my reddit career has just slid right off. Your comment made me feel physically ill. I'm impressed.

Boil some weiner water soup, or use it to make KD.

It's the universe telling you to stop eating hotdogs from a can

And to stop buying can openers at the dollar store.

Pick them fresh off the tree like god intended.

I didn't even know that you could buy hot dogs in a can!?!? Why would one do that?

Came to say this. Listen to the signs.

"can of hot dogs"

We call that a “tin o’ weiners” round here

I was thinking the same thing, I've seen a lot of things come in a can, but not hot dogs. Technically I still haven't seen them yet, because OP is a failure and has the can opener to match

I'm pretty sure this was the can opener's way of telling us not to eat hot dogs from a can.

Who the fuck eats canned hot dogs 🤢

It's actually a 'cant't of hot dogs' now...

"More people have been to Berlin than I have."

This can opener gave it's life so that you didn't have to eat hot dogs in a can.

Yeah, probably saved him a year or two in lifespan.

"I will die so you can live" - Can Opener, probably.

Agreed - the universe is saying not to consume that much sodium.

Next, OP will be telling us he eats bananas from a can.

You don't have to live this life anymore.

What country/planet is this from?

Scotland

As is so often: Anywhere in the world but the US.

What do you mean can of hotdogs

This is a lesson I’ve learned twice so far: You get what you pay for when it comes to can openers. My mother has had the same one since I was a child, I bought a $10 one when I first moved out and it didn’t last a week. Did it again before just biting the bullet and buying a fancy one. Still working today.

Plot twist. Pull to open tab was on the other end.

I've done this so many times, it always leaves me feeling so sad and defeated that I've stopped checking.

WHO LET THE D- oh, nevermind.

Oi. Can it!

I laughed out loud in my cubicle.

My brother in Christ, why are you buying canned hot dogs?

I'm cheap, and it's cheap

140 comments in 20 minutes. Very impressive

Most of them horrified.

first you should not be using a butterfly can opener - you should at the very least be using a single wheel can opener

bad human. bad.

Swing-a-way can openers have never failed me. My parents are still using one from the 70s. I've gone through so many others that have died that at this point I will only buy a swing-a-way one from now on (though not sure if I will ever need to given it will likely never die). They might cost like $16 rather than the $5-$10 another can opener would cost, but they last infinitely longer.

The butterfly is fine as long as the build quality is decent. Wherever he's buying his can openers from, the build quality is pure garbage.

The energy I’m looking for

This is the Universe telling you that canned hot dogs are a blasphemy and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Can…of hot dogs?

Can of hot dogs?

It's a thing in the UK for some godforsaken reason.

wait. a what?

Americans in this thread.

Just like nature intended!

As an American, I support this comment.

Gotta get our dose of micro plastics somewhere!!

But are the hot dogs soaking in water in the can?

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI

JUST ONE PEPSI

Man stop buying shitty can openers those ones suck my assmar.

Maybe God is trying to tell you not do eat canned hot dogs.

I’m guessing this is in the UK, lived in London for four months and it’s the only place I’ve ever seen canned hot dogs.

Yeah, I'm up in Glasgow

This is one of the most Reddit posts ever.

A can... of hotdogs... in a can? Hotdogs?

TIL there’s hotdogs in cans.

It’s not meant to be opened! Run!

ITT USA people with our fresh hotdogs confused

They already last worryingly long when they’re not in a can. Why would you can them?!

“Fresh” hot dogs.

Define "fresh"; I've seen (and bought) some suspect hot dogs.

Honestly I just don't understand it. Hot dogs are really only good right after they're picked from the vine. Any longer than that and it turns into pepperoni

Maybe "fresh" is the wrong word here. What is getting me, is ours have to refrigerated, not shelf stable. Something about room temperature meat is what is horrifying me here

WTF. Hotdogs in a can?

I'm curious if they're regular-size hot dogs. I always see canned Vienna Sausages - my niece and nephew used to love those things - and they taste like hot dogs, but are only about 2 inches long.

Fuck all can openers aside from those in the p38, p51 style. They take longer but never fail

Safety can openers are the best and here’s why

No.

I think the universe is trying to tell you: don't eat hot dogs from a can.

God’s trying to tell you something about canned hot dogs

The universe just saved you from eating canned hot dogs.

This is the reason why I don't buy cheap shit, and the reason why I'm always broke.

Your can opener was trying to save you from yourself.

I'm just here trying to wrap my head around "can of hot dogs"

Rosemi is that you?

“Did you have dinner?”

This is the universe protecting you from yourself. The idea of canned hotdogs is repulsive.

This is a universal sign to stop eating canned hotdogs. Fuck.

That’s what you get for eating canned hot dogs lol

Hotdogs are already "convenience food".... How lazy do you gotta be to eat them out of a fucking can?!

Can of hot dogs? where are you from?

Can of hot dogs? What the fuck? Or is this weird to only me?

This is how it works. A decent can opener costs $10. Just for argument sake. When you are on very tight budget you try to cut corners. You buy shit like this for a $1. It breaks promptly like in this post. You get another one. Rinse and repeat. After you spent $5 you realize that $10 can opener might be much better option. You get one. It lasts you forever but you spent 50% more then you should. It is one of those "cannot afford but cannot afford not to" situations. Source: used to be dirt poor and heard that reasoning from someone else and bought $10 can opener. No regrets.

Thou shall not eat wieners from a can

Cans made by Nokia

No…

a can of hot dogs?

https://youtu.be/_UZFI-8D5uA

Who the hell buys hotdogs in a can

Seriously, canned hot dogs? That device malfunction just saved your life!

Life made you a favor

Your first mistake was buying hot dogs in a can.

Can opener did you a favor.

What in tarnation is a can of hot dogs?

"Can of hotdogs" never knew they come in cans, that opener is doing you a favor

This is your divine punishment for buying hotdogs in a can...

Have my pen knife my good man!

A can of what now?

That’s the world telling you not to eat fucking hot dogs in a can lmao

The first thing wrong is that you wanted canned hot dogs 🚩🚩🚩

A can of what the fuck now?

Its because your trying to open canned hotdogs

Hot dogs in can There’s your problem right there.

I think the problem is it being a can of hot dogs. Somebody was trying to save your life

Hang on a can A MF CAN OF HOTDOGS

A can of hotdogs?.... What the actual fuck?

^ someone who has never been to the uk

chinesium

All the Americans here seemed shocked about canned hot dogs. I mean, I was surprised too, until remembered we have canned Vienna sausages.

It’s probably best you didn’t

More like can’t of hot dogs

I’m sorry. A can of hot dogs? This is mistake 1. The can opener did you a favor.

Two openers. Two favors.

There's a pull tab on the other end isn't there

The breaking can-openers may be life's way of suggesting you should rethink your dietary choices in life...

Wait a can of hot dogs?

If you're eating hot dogs out of a can I promise broken kitchen equipment is the least of the problems I'd be worrying about

Can?

That’s what you get for wanting to eat hot dogs out of a can

Looks like a Can‘t opener

Hot dogs come in a can?

drink the juice....

WellThatSucks

Its weird, ive been so poor that i didnt have a can opener and would use a knife.... yet not so poor that ive ever heard of canned hot dogs

Pardon me, a can of what?

"Can of hotdogs"?!. WTF. This is the universe saving you from your self

What country does hotdogs in a can? How many come in the can? How my buns come in your packages and is that plastic or in a box?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THESE HOT DOGS!

Your problem is that you have a can of hot dogs

I'm sorry, did you say a can of hot dogs?

CANNED hot dogs? Man is that even food? What kind of "nutrients" are in that hahah

Hold up. A can of hot dogs?

a can of hot dogs?

A can of hotdogs!? What the hell man.

I think this is what people mean when they say "Fate intervened" or it was "God's plan". Don't eat that trash. Lol

your first problem here is trying to open a can of hot dogs.

Nutritionally speaking, this is a big win.

C-can….of hot d-dogs….?

I didn't know a can of hot dogs are a thing... why are you opening a can of hot dogs

A can, of hotdogs…

Hot dogs. In a fucking can? The fates have saved you...

A can of hot dogs? Clearly the universe is trying to tell you something buddy.

Wtf is a can of hotdogs?

Canned hotdogs?

I didn’t know that hotdogs came in cans.

What do you mean a can of hot dogs?

lifesaving tip!

You lost me at CAN of hotdogs 😳😳

Canned hot dogs? I think it’s better closed

Can of hotdogs? Sounds like the can opener did the right thing.

Can…of…,of….hot dogs?????

Somebody is looking out for you. A can of hot dogs?

Hot dogs should come from a food cart on the corner in the city

A can of hot dogs? You kind of deserve this

Canned hot dogs 😳😳😳

Im sorry a can of what

A can of what