Child of Alara.

Funniest response yet 😆🤣

Queen Marchesa. Yes please

same

[[Toxrill]]...oh...oh God...

Toxrill, the Corrosive

You can call me Wort, the Raid-daddy 🙈

wort boggart uncle here

Ezuri's gonna get me boys🥺

Teysa Karlov.

Broke: Making EDH decks based around how powerful their mechanics are

To piggyback on this comment:

Sex

[[kozilek, the great distortion]]

Nice knowin’ ya

kozilek, the great distortion

Nath of the gilt leaf 🥵🥵

Emrakul, the Promised End & before that Rayami First of the Fallen. I’m not doing so well here lol

Its hentai time.

Liliana, wouldn’t be the worst thing 😂

Same plus I like milfs.

Kaalia…..let’s fucking go boys

Greven.... fuck.....

Uhh ohh, [[Gwendlyn Di Corci]].

Gwendlyn Di Corci

Nissa. Imma hit it.

Sakashima and Vial Smasher three way. I’m pretty fucked.

I don’t think atraxa finishing me is going to end how I want it to

Karador. Honestly, the worst part about that is being haunted.

Zur the enchanter. Great some creepy old guy

Edgar Markov I consider this a win.

Yes yes yes yes yes yes.

Adrix and Nev here

Amareth the Lustrous 'bout to be Amareth the Lusty. Oh yeah.

Sigarda. It must be amazing to be embraced by her soft wings.

Do not make reddit posts while horny

[[Xantcha, Sleeper Agent]]

Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

[[Zedru]] not horrible, but not ideal. Gonna need a lot more pillows though.

Zedru

Cringe.

[удалено]

We both know you wouldn't mind, you god damn degenerate.

Nicol bolas. Probably the most fucked out of you all. I have a giant magic planeswalking elder dragon after me

Knowing any other commander deck I have would be strictly worse option I'm lucking out at tazri.

Millicent

Freyalise.

Varina. I accept my fate.

Hell yeah Teysa, Orzhov Scion.

[[Tuvasa the Sunlit]]. Anyone ever seen The Shape of Water?

Yuriko. I don't know.

Thassa.

Mikaeus the Unhallowed. Welp, rip me

Tiamat….. I uhh….I might need some help afterwards

Afterwards?!?! You think you'll need help ONLY afterwards?!?

Akiri has some nice booba so Im down

Chainer

[[Niv Mizzet, Parun]] and before that [[Edgar Markov]]

Niv Mizzet, Parun

Damia, Sage of Stone.

Just close your eyes bro

Why did I played my [[Grumgully]] and not my Najeela... omg whyyy

Grumgully

Olivia Voldaren. Vampire Coochie.

[[Breya]] could be far worse

Breya