1. Any time I am asked to do something, before I say "yes, absolutely", I always hear the pitch pipe followed by "noooooooooooooooooooooo" in my head.

  2. Are we stupid, Steve? No, honestly, are we?I mean, I have a Master's in city planning from Howard University. I could tell you where your convention center should go, but can't tell you when a fish is giving me the business.

  3. "You think its funny to sample pizza bagels without purchasing any. I make those tiny pizza bagels by hand. Those pizza bagels are my life!"

  4. Stan to his SUV: I love you so much… I’m gonna take you out to Make Out Point and tongue your gas hole…. 😏 🚙

  5. “Like a hot summer sidewalk” and “feed the chicken” and “looks like someone’s getting too spicy for the pepper”

  6. “Don’t you judge me. Do you know how hard it is to cook for this family? Not very, but I can’t handle much.” -Francine

  7. "Some people say porsh, some people say porshah. I don't choose sides, I let the car do the talking. I say porshah. It's longer. Better chance someone will overhear me talking about it".

  8. When I hang up the phone I say “Peaccccee” super deep like Steve. Or I’ll do the “when you see (insert name here) tell ‘em I said, SUP!?” Like roger.

  9. I find myself saying “Poltergasm” and drawing the trademark symbol in the air randomly….. a lot….

  10. For some reason, my fiance and I regularly just randomly blurt out "Stam Smith" and laugh hysterically about it. We're both huge American Dad fans. Damn, I love my future wife so much!

  11. 🎶 OH GUUUUUUUUURRRRRL YOU NEED A SHOT OF B-12 ITS OH-VER DUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE………… 🎶 Every time I see my anemia results from blood draws. Lol.

  12. You stupid bitch you stupid stupid bitch you don’t even know you’re about to have the best wine of your stupid bitch life

  13. Rodger’s “Oh you stupid bitch. You stupid stupid bitch. This bitch is about to get the biggest surprise of her stupid bitch life” 😂

  14. “LETS GET ROWDY ROWDY” “Dive on in” And my sister and I call each other “A Lacuchuma” Our mother was from the old country, Don’t miss her

  15. Any time someone asks me to do something I don't want to do, I blow an imaginary pitch pipe and sing "nooooo"

  16. My husband and I quote American dad and family guy all the time. We especially love the musical ones and the one where Stan and roger get accidentally high!

  17. I yell "Raider Dave!" when I'm mixing up batches of nail polish and add just oooone to many things aaaaand it's purple. Everytime!

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