Why the fuck would you headbutt a car when you're actively engaging in a fight? Hey buddy let's fight, I'll just get you started and get a good headahot in for you first. God dam idiot!
"Imma intimate you by showing how impervious to pain I am, what's nearby... uh nothing convenient tbh, but if I bend down way too far I can sorta hit this really soft part of the truck panelling with very little force, demonstrating nothing about my toughness and leaving myself way too open."
It is stupid af. I think he intended it as a "I'm crazy, don't mess with me" kind of thing, and oh how that backfired lmao. The whole leading with his chin while keeping his hands down thing was also a big brain god-tier tactician strategy too
I think the person filming is in the back seat. You can see the back edge of the front door in the video. It's likely a lifted crew cab filled with bros, AKA bro-dozer.
I don't know how I just noticed the general look of confusion on the dudes face who hit him. When he headbutts the truck he like squints his eyes like wtf you doing?
Anybody with a crotchhole in dad jeans with winter boots on in the summer aint to be played with, they exhausted their fucks to give at a very early age.
I think the punch caught him in the side of his jaw. If I understand correctly, even a light hit there can pinch a nerve, virtually guaranteeing a knock out.
I always wonder why people get into fights in these videos. In my experience it's almost always over some petty bs. Also what was the plan here with bumping his head on the truck? Was it a intimiadation tactic or did he think it would boots his aderlane.
I’ve been reading these comments, and I gotta ask, AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THE MIRROR SHOWS A GIRL IN THE DRIVERS SEAT??? That’s one very naked chin and in the drivers seat I’d wager that’s a girl.
Ah yes the old "damage my head before getting punched in it" strategy. Truly a bold move.
Don’t forget leaving hands by his side to have zero ability to fight or block.
Surprising it didn't work out, what with the unearned confidence and all
That's a bold move cotton, let's see how it works out for him.
He's building up a resistance.
Love how he got a stern talking too, post knockout.
Safest time to give a stern talking😁
That was beatdown asmr
Well if he bangs his head like he bangs his sister, he needs some life lessons.
Finger wag and all 👉
Would be smarter of bare-chest guy to check how he's breathing.
I believe he just demonstrated the 6th animal form of Kung Fu, the Opossum (it’s a lost art) .
Crikey. Did you see the speed of the redneck's attack.
Im so fucking sleep deprived right now. I read the whole thing and I was like “ahh okay that was a smart move”
Why did I read this in the voice of Dwight Schrute?
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The first hit took his HP down to one.
He attempted to use Bide, but got KOd before he could unleash
Why the fuck would you headbutt a car when you're actively engaging in a fight? Hey buddy let's fight, I'll just get you started and get a good headahot in for you first. God dam idiot!
Because he's dumb.
"Imma intimate you by showing how impervious to pain I am, what's nearby... uh nothing convenient tbh, but if I bend down way too far I can sorta hit this really soft part of the truck panelling with very little force, demonstrating nothing about my toughness and leaving myself way too open."
It is stupid af. I think he intended it as a "I'm crazy, don't mess with me" kind of thing, and oh how that backfired lmao. The whole leading with his chin while keeping his hands down thing was also a big brain god-tier tactician strategy too
Ah HIMALAYAN Joe, do they not have any moonshine or meth over there? He talks like he thinks he’s invincible.
he hit the truck and then got trucked.
He saw that episode of hey arnold where you gotta act crazy to back the other guy down.
Like, car windows are utterly solid
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Try my nuts to your fist style!
I'm bleeding, making me the victor!
Ha! Face to foot style, how'd you like it?
My nipples look like milk duds
Speed of sound Sonic would like a word with you.
The guy filming in the side mirror surprisingly adds to the humor
It's like a reaction video and he's using the wingmirror as a face cam
I think the person filming is in the back seat. You can see the back edge of the front door in the video. It's likely a lifted crew cab filled with bros, AKA bro-dozer.
Twix commercials are getting out of hand.
Who got the left twix?
What a fucking idiot, honestly.
That's some good advice... Too bad he was asleep
I don't know how I just noticed the general look of confusion on the dudes face who hit him. When he headbutts the truck he like squints his eyes like wtf you doing?
Lol I’ll check that out now haha I was looking at the driver more, btw do you think that’s a girl or a chinless hairless guy
the best part is watching the expression change in the mirror
Doesn't look like their expression changed at all lol
I didn’t even see a dude in the mirror. Wow, I’m a dumbass
I genuinely didn't see that face in the mirror until I read this 😂
I died laughing at that. Someone should crop that mirror out and put it on other videos.
I think he was half out from the headbutt
Respect to the guy who knocked him. Didn’t keep beating his skull into a a pulp. Got shit done and quit hitting.
Justice/Self Defense, not blind retaliation. I agree, huge props to that guy.
Rat ass is here.
First thing I thought of haha
Holy shit. The person in the side view mirror. Their reactions are hilarious!
Better ragdoll amination i’ve never seen before
"You think you can fight?"
You think you can fi-
The good ol' 1 2 combo tag there.
It's not funny but it's too funny! The dude's face in the wing mirror!! This has it all!
Am I the only one who thought that was a girl?? With a naked chin and in the drivers seat, I think that’s a girl bro
He brought his HP down to half just to get knocked out faster
Anybody with a crotchhole in dad jeans with winter boots on in the summer aint to be played with, they exhausted their fucks to give at a very early age.
10x better with the windows music
Came looking for this. Thanks!
The face in the mirror reminds me of the kid from Gummo.
Why isn’t anybody talking about how this man got knocked out mid sentence
So was the head butt on the hood a intimidation tactic
I’ve never understood how banging your head against something is supposed to demonstrate how tough you are. It just shows how stupid you are.
Brain cells remaining: 2
head hits ground -1 brain cell
This is definitely real but at the same time you can tell they know eachother very well
Nice hook
Lefty assassin barely moved legs or hips . That was clean ass fuck
Rectum, damn near killed him.
His battle strategy is beyond human understanding
'You think you can fu..'
First off he was attempting to fight a man in boots,while he is wearing flip flop. FINISH HIM!
I feel like that dude after reading this title.
I had to do it a certain way i tried 3 times finally accepted this. I wanted dude gives himself a headache before he gets himself knocked out.
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Bunch of mouth breathers lol
"I'm bleeding.. that makes me the winner!"
At least put him in the recovery position if you’re gonna evaporate his life from him like that 😂😂😂
The way he crossed his legs after the headbutt made me think of an old bugs bunny cartoon
I think it’s one knockout and a goober in the mirror.
Clearly only knocked out once or he wouldn't be conscious to be knocked out a second time
So much redneck to take in here. I’m just loving the girls face in the mirror.
Interesting tactic to get out of a fight, but it clearly worked well.
That was awesome I think he was still talking when he fell
Is this what “it hurts itself in its confusion” looks like in Pokémon.
2vs1, not fair
I love how he just shuts his stupid ass up with a single punch, like one second he’s all high and mighty and the next he’s on the ground
Insert windows shut down sound
Meanwhile behind Walmart
Assisted kill
Its like damaging yourself to 1hp for a no damage run
Dude had the Second Chance perk equipped and he wasted it on the truck
I wonder what he was thinking
PEOPLE, You aren’t a TV remote. You can’t hit yourself and expect to function properly again.
He just trying to activate his "Low HP" buff to double his damage
"You think you can fu-"
Truck: Bro that was all me.
Two concussions for the price of one.
Man saw his opportunity and took it
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I love how he says it like he’s talking to a misbehaving dog 😭
I don't think you know what 'knocked out' means.
That was such a light punch too. Dude did a lot of damage with that truck hit.
That wasn't really that weak. Dude got some really good rotation on that shit. That was a clean hook that would have probably set him down anyways
Still a solid reaction, but yeah the headbutting the car really did him in. Don't do drugs, kids.
I think the punch caught him in the side of his jaw. If I understand correctly, even a light hit there can pinch a nerve, virtually guaranteeing a knock out.
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Did he say "you need to fucken pray you stupid fool"?
Fuckin quit stupid fuck I think it was
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The fuck? My truck! Asswipe better not have dented it with his head or I just might have to kick his ass too!
After that headbutt on the car his brain must’ve been just a small tap away from a concussion
What's a video download bot called these days please??
*Knocks himself out twice; once on a truck, and the other on a fist.
rofl
He didn’t stand a chance anyway
May I suggest a reason for his actions.
I bet if they kept filming one of them would of giving the Old Deliverance move , Ned Beatty style
Damn
When the connection suddenly lost
npc moment
The kids face in the side view mirror
The hole in the crotch of Mr. Punch-him-in-the-face guy sent me. Hahahah 🤣
I always wonder why people get into fights in these videos. In my experience it's almost always over some petty bs. Also what was the plan here with bumping his head on the truck? Was it a intimiadation tactic or did he think it would boots his aderlane.
His wrist is fucked
That’s something I never thought I’d see
Those look like quality individuals…
I woulda capitalized on that stumble too
I’ve been reading these comments, and I gotta ask, AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THE MIRROR SHOWS A GIRL IN THE DRIVERS SEAT??? That’s one very naked chin and in the drivers seat I’d wager that’s a girl.
Why is this a good strategy?
The old knock yourself out psych
I guess dude has never watched The Dark Knight
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I was curious about what he was going to say, but he knocked him out to quick 😂
This video never gets old lol
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"bonk"
I think the person who made this title also had brain damage
No lol I tried 3 times wouldn't except lol I wantrd guy gives himself a headache before he gets himself knocked out.
Ah, the ole Mike "The Situation" offensive.
This reminds me of when Mike "the situation" fought Ronnie
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Getting mad because somebody made you knock them out. facepalm
This video is all about the reflection in the wing mirrors. As soon as I saw the word truck some buckteeth disbelief came into view
The person in the side mirror. Lmao! Derp!
The chick's face in the side view mirror was cracking me up.
Man hit himself in confusion
I think it’s safe to say he was probably already brain damaged before this Happened
Nice of him to get a pre-coma in
Congratulations, you've won a severe concussion 🥳🎉
Lucky they weren’t on concrete. That would’ve been a smashed head
Bwain Bamadged
Broken wrist.
He was going for those invincibility frames.
Knocked the f out !!
I cant stop laughing 🤣🤣💀
When you accidentally hit the off switch
Was.... Was he drunk?
That shirtless dude some handspeed that's some awesome left hook.
Windows shut down sound
Life is so much easier when you're not inclined to get into fights.
It hurt itself in its confusion!
He was mad with the guy and the truck
Stupid fuck indeed...
Anyone notice the camera persons reaction😂 in the driver’s side mirror🤣
It's all about mirror face
Ngl that dude had a lightning punch.
The chick in the mirror might be the best part