Seriously though, the dirty thumbnail paired with the electrical tape tightly wrapped around the thumb, along with the holey jeans just makes the post all the more... what the fuck.
Yeah, as a factory worker, I can tell you that sometimes the dirt gets in so deep, you can't even get it out of your skin. As for nails, you just wait till it's long enough to clip them, because even if you scrub the shit out of them, they still look brownish at the tips, like the dirt seeps into the keratin.
Awwww boooooribg! I have since gotten rid of some of my sillier ones but when I worked at a toy shop I used to buy all sorts of fun vibes, a unicorn one and a little whale pincher, I would have loved this!
I love that there's someone here with experience. I looked it up and you wasted $120. Damn man. You should at least get some nails and let us know if you can hammer with it. That seems to be the big question.
Nah I’m here for this. The soft shape of the face would be perfect for clitoral stimulation, claw could provide G spot stim, and the handle is shaped for internal play, and the head of the hammer provides a natural flange that makes it safe for anal play. It’s a 3 in one, and a fun attempt at one at that!
Everyone disguested by a bit of dirt under your a nail. Try leaving your basement/ mums house and get a job doing some physical labour and see how much you care than.
The juxtaposition of a $120 surgical grad silicone toy with likely a high quality MagSafe rechargeable battery…coupled with that nasty ass car…very funny
Have you ever worked with your hands? Worked on a car or done any kind of manual labor? Your hands get dirty and they stay dirty all day until you get home. The amount of comments saying this about the nails just shows how fucking coddled everyone is.
Did you bang your thumb?
That was just the warm up
Seriously though, the dirty thumbnail paired with the electrical tape tightly wrapped around the thumb, along with the holey jeans just makes the post all the more... what the fuck.
That thumb was more wtf than the dildo!
imagine getting killed by this in a crime of passion.
When all you have is a love hammer, every problem looks like a clit.
Idk why I laughed as hard as I did at this one.
If that's the case, might as well pick yourself up a Miljöner er, Möanlnir:
Do NOT use the nail puller on your girl. Just sayin
I'm going to pry the orgasms out of her.
That's how you get the plug out.
Don't try it on a dude either.
Looks like the claw would be good for hitting the g spot
I recommend using the nail puller on that filth-incrusted thumbnail
That’s defi a g spot attachment though
Aeuhhh! Tool time.
The ladies call me Tim!
Hammer time
Yeah, but she said you can't touch this
I was looking for this.
But can it really be used as a hammer? Because you know some time you aren't going to be able to find the goddamn hammer but you'll find THIS.
Might, um, wash your hands first budd….. ;)
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Oof! Instant UTI!
Wash everything in this photo. I can feel the stickiness of that steering wheel. The hammer vibrator is the least WTF thing seen here.
I would wash them after...
Notice how theyre in their car and not a store? They bought that bitch
Even the car is revved up, look at the dial
Can we get a picture of the backside of that packaging? It'll probably have the list with all 21 functions. I need to see that.
This specific "tool" has its own website:
Those dirty nails thou..
Yeah, as a factory worker, I can tell you that sometimes the dirt gets in so deep, you can't even get it out of your skin. As for nails, you just wait till it's long enough to clip them, because even if you scrub the shit out of them, they still look brownish at the tips, like the dirt seeps into the keratin.
That’s an understatement
Y'all never seen dirt under nails before? Some people do manual labor for a living.
Yeah, the real wtf is those dirty man hands and the ripped teenage girl jeans lol.
Whoever invented this product fucked a hammer
It doesn't say it's water proof so that really cuts down on the possible usages.
When you're trying to nail down some sheetrock but need both hands to hold it up.
Maybe not, but there had to be product testers!
21 functions?!
"It pulls nails, puts them back in, and pleases your wife when you're not capable, just to name a few!"
Okay I’ll be the weirdo who knows this.
Turn it up high enough and it hammers in nails by itself.
I bought this for my GF last year and she refused to use it because of the hammer shape.
Awwww boooooribg! I have since gotten rid of some of my sillier ones but when I worked at a toy shop I used to buy all sorts of fun vibes, a unicorn one and a little whale pincher, I would have loved this!
I love that there's someone here with experience. I looked it up and you wasted $120. Damn man. You should at least get some nails and let us know if you can hammer with it. That seems to be the big question.
Oh it’s a Sensuelle, I think! They’re awesome, high quality silicone, banger motors and rechargeable batteries
I'd imagine they have some thought behind them. They're running around $120
Hammer side in?
I double claw dare you
I've got to know. Can it be used as an actual hammer?
Depends how much momentum you can generate with your hips and how strong your kegels are.
Find it on Amazon and ask. I would love to see the response.
I'll hold the nail in place then you put the dildo end in your butt and start twerking
Got nailed last night...
Badum pisssh
I wonder if they make a whole product line of tool kit sex toys, it would be perfect for when the guy comes over to fix the cable
Oh, there is some strategic porn video marketing on the way
Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em.
Nostalgia trip.
Peter Gabriel has entered the chat
Are we not mentioning the person is probably be driving given the rpm on the dash.
What's the point in safety if you're going to club your pussy into submission when you get home.
That's the real WTF here.
I need one for my tool bags.
Modern tools for modern problems.
I hope they also produce jack and crowbar !
No, but as
I can't believe someone with an electrical tape bandage and that much dirt under their nail is getting more action than I am.
I hope you clean your fingernails before putting them anywhere near a pussy.
Nice camouflage. No one will notice the difference.
They call me fix-it Felix when I’m in bed.🔨😎
For that special someone who really likes some ball peen.
HA! I was waiting for a ball peen joke.
Brings a whole new meaning to DIY
Peter Gabriel should capitalize on this idea
Dammit that's what I came here to say
How to nuke you clitoris nerves 101
I bet dirty nails are better than hot pepper nails.
So obviously, the clit goes in between the claws and you pull up on it like a nail, you ladies and your weird sex puzzles.
For the moment, that sex toy is the cleanest thing in that car
Brought to you by, people who don't understand vaginas
Nah I’m here for this. The soft shape of the face would be perfect for clitoral stimulation, claw could provide G spot stim, and the handle is shaped for internal play, and the head of the hammer provides a natural flange that makes it safe for anal play. It’s a 3 in one, and a fun attempt at one at that!
I could agree with that.
Ball Busting!
Cock Pulling!
21 FUNCTIONS??!!
Clean your fingernails damn
MC Hammer would be proud
Lol OP probably works on cars, relax yall.
Am male, picture is of female. Also, there's a thousand manual labor jobs that could have some nails like that.
Me wondering how it works
Wtf with those dirty finger nails and electrical tape on the thumb???
When you need to bust a nut but still have some drywall to hang.
Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
I wonder if that thing we get through TSA
21 function?! Wat that hammer know that I don't?!
I was just about to post this!! What the fuck😂
A literal clam hammer
Home Depot song intensifies
Finally, a vibrator for men.
You’re not clever commenting on the nails. Its all been joked and said already, stop it
When 'scissoring' just won't cut it...
Tim the Toolman Taylor Edition
What’s the 21 functions ? I mean you would think the one function would be to achieve an orgasm…… so what are the other 20 functions ?
Props for the research.
Now thats potentialy causing literally sexuel violence
When you can't decide between pleasing your wife, or abusing her.
Someone in another thread had to
How is this trashy?
Did you see that thumb?
Dirty finger nails, electric tape bandaid, weird sex toy.
Guys I’m repairing someone’s pussy
Dirty fingernails this makes sense now
"The 'hammer' is my penis."
Everyone disguested by a bit of dirt under your a nail. Try leaving your basement/ mums house and get a job doing some physical labour and see how much you care than.
forget that hammer. focus on your nails.
She must be coming from her job. That's my best guess.
Hope she keeps that thing cleaner than she does her nails.
The juxtaposition of a $120 surgical grad silicone toy with likely a high quality MagSafe rechargeable battery…coupled with that nasty ass car…very funny
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Not sure. The SO sent me this one
Judging by the injury, you are definitely going to hurt yourself or others. OSHA not approved.
y'all are weird. construction worker roleplay seems like a pretty straightforward thing to do if that's what you're into 🤷♀️
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Have you ever worked with your hands? Worked on a car or done any kind of manual labor? Your hands get dirty and they stay dirty all day until you get home. The amount of comments saying this about the nails just shows how fucking coddled everyone is.
Not with those fingernails
I have heard of Meth Mouth....now I also know about Meth Hands
The only thing WTF about this post is what’s growing underneath that thumbnail.
I think the real WTF here is that thumb.
Banged thumb trying to clean fingernail.
the ultimate tool for any self respecting feminist
"I don't need a man" starter kit
Not all flared bases are created equal
If I had a hammer
Electrical tape around the thumb along with dirty ass finger nails. The hammer doesn’t even bother me at this point.
Sorry OP but this fits
I totally agree. Should I post it there too?
Why?
Should have pooled their funds toward a nail brush.
ITT: Dirty nails. Reddit is full of neurotics. I am so glad that the linemen got the power back on after the storm. I thank them, dirty nails and all.
why is this sub so childishly fascinated with sex toys? are you really that sheltered?
I hope you clean your fingernails before going to town on yourself or your partner.
So spill the tea…night go well for you? Hammering away
Actually my fellow carpenters were not impressed...
еб**ь-колотить!
Women: men have such unrealistic expectations in the bedroom
nasty ass finger nails.. yuck
Those finger nails 🤢🤮
Clean your damn nails
pussy got turn green with those dirty ass nails
Gotta do it like Mr. Myagui…The 2 hitter quitter
Yes but can it hammer?
One of the few times cabinet building and twerking intersect.
21 functions? I can't compete. My dick has just two and neither is satisfying women.
I’m really interested in how the claw is used!
Depending on it's flexibility, it could be intended as a clit massager.
What are the 21 functions?
Here, they have their own website:
So you're saying you are about to get nailed?
Is this what Tim the Tool man had on his belt?
Beat yo meat
Glamor hammer poop knife combo.
Who needs a man, when a hammer does all the magic for you and around the house.
Nothing hits like a hammer
Lets smash
Oh Becky...
Follow up video please
I don't think you wanna see my hairy ass using one of these...
A household tool for the women and the men
Nohammer's Hardware: Yes we have hammers it's just the name
Who doesn't love a bit of DIY?
Should have saved your money and got your car detailed and some medical tape. Nail clippers are like 2 bucks as well
Perfect for nailing yourself
If I had a hammer,
Was expecting it to be a flask.
This and a Fleshlight are essential for any home
Bulk of the nerve endings are in the clitoris.
Your engine idling speed is a little high (2500rpm).
The thumb is freaking me out way more than the hammer thingy. Why electric tape!??
21 functions…
That nail needs a hammer
NAILED IT! 🔨
I wanna know who looked at a hammer and thought… yeah.. ya know what… yeah… that could feel great
If I had a hammer
Definitely the fingers of someone I'd expect to buy a that toy
That filthy fingernail made me check my own fingernails for some reason.
Hammer - can't touch this!