I can't remember the last time I went to a baseball game and didn't bring my own food. Likely depends on the venue, but most places are more lax than you'd initially think.
There's something about the way the lettuce moves on the piece of bread he takes off at the beginning that made me think there was a turtle in there...
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find the comment. Until the flask appeared I thought the video had to do with the turtle that gets removed at the start. And even then I thought, ok, so there's a flask, but what the hell happened to the turtle?
Yeah I also thought there was a large insect or small animal there at first. Almost missed the actual unexpected part because I couldn’t figure out what I was looking at.
Dumping all the sandwich parts around him like that? Would have been better to rubber band the bread around it and pretend he was slowly eating it instead of drinking it.
Flasks always seemed silly small to me.. shit, my homies would drink a few Four Lokos and/or a bottle of fortified wine just before walking into the ballpark , rather than sneak a couple sips worth of whiskey from a flask
I've found both works best- drink a bunch before entering then maintain the buzz inside. Nothing sucks more than losing a buzz and gaining a headache before the game/show/concert is over
A flask typically holds 5 shots of alcohol. Four lokos are bigger but their alcohol content is way lower than something like whiskey. Depends on what you're looking for. Personally, I'm with you, i like bigger drinks with lower alcohol content so i can session.
That’s why you fill them up with high-octane rum or everclear, and then sip it neat or reconstitute it with stadium water/coke, depending on how much of a degenerate you are. That’s an easy 10-12 drinks per flask right there.
When you go to a baseball game or something you cant bring in outside alcohol, so people get creative on how to bring it in past security since some places let you bring in food as long as it fits in a clear plastic bag. The last two times I went to one, 1. I saw one girl keep little tube shots of something and they were hidden to look like tampons. 2. a guy had a gallon bag of spaghetti.
I went to UT Knoxville which is a dry campus. I knew a chick in college that had a bra she would wear to football games that you would fill up with liquid and it had a little hose attached. Which meant the amount of drunk I was was inversely proportional to how big her tits were.
As a former security guard at football games, pro and college, I've seen a hundred different ways to smuggle booze into the games. This one takes the prize.
Venues not allowing you to bring your own food/drinks always seems super sketch to me because they're definitely doing it to sell you the same stuff for something like a 400% markup
That was a rye on rye.
Eye eye captain
Jim Lahey's Liquor Ball Sandwich
Want some rye? Course ya do!
Winner winner ginner dinner, or erm snack.
I like to go salado on top, salado on the bottom and a nice wheat in the middle
I like to go rye, rye, rye. I'm a rye guy.
Who here has never had a bread sandwich?
The liquid lunch!
Rum ham
Came here to post this comment ready to finally bask in reddit fame only to be beat by 7 hours by a platypus I’ll just see myself out..
AKSHUALLY it was a 51% corn and 49% malt on rye with miracle whip and spinach.
hey can I get a swig of your sandwich later?
absolutely rye on rye.
Rusty on rye
He’s gonna get pickled.
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We as humans have a sixth sense when we’re being watched. Lmao. Shout out to this guy.
Oh that's the McSniffer offered for a limited time. 9/10 😀
Phucker, beat me to it!
He might go ham
👏👏👏👏👏
Something is awry…
At your service
Rye sandwich
Ah yes, the daily bread
I believe it was the rye whiskey rye whiskey rye whiskey I cry
Dang you!!!!!!! LOL. I was about to make a Rye joke. Did we just become best friends!
That’s just briljant…
That look at the end, he knows that the guy filming him knows what's up
Because the whole thing was a setup, obviously. Who films a guy getting out his sandwich?
That’s the dad sandwich. I pack the same lunch
Here's me just rolling up the lettuce
You would need to be an alien or blind to not know what’s up lol
A BLT (bourbon, lettuce, and tomato)
A BLT (bourbon, liquor, tequila)
From Pubway
I thought it was a Canadian Club ???
Wasn’t expecting anything specific but this wasn’t it at all lmfao nice
His look as he realizes someone saw but also it doesnt matter lol
wait, they allow outside food?
It depends on where you are. When I lived in Florida they would allow outside food as long as it was packed in a clear bag.
It’s in Australia, yes we are allowed outside food in.
MLB allows food to be brought into stadiums.
Even so. Stick the flask in the belt line like a boner.
Attending the Boxing Day test match in Melbourne is one of my favourite things to do in this world.
I can't remember the last time I went to a baseball game and didn't bring my own food. Likely depends on the venue, but most places are more lax than you'd initially think.
Most mlb stadiums allow you to bring in food
In the uk, you can't drink at your seat for football games
I go to SF giants games and bring food and unopened waters. Depends on stadium
That there’s an Irish sandwich.
Nah, I think it’s Scotch
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In his defense, he was pretty drunk at the time
Of course, who wants to eat a dry sandwich?
The single, skinny, uncut carrot really ties it together.
Going for the realism
Charlie! But there are much easier less messy ways to get booze into a stadium
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What is their spaghetti policy?
That sunscreen idea was great by the way, it’s got me all ughhhh 😵💫
I usually smuggle it in my stomach
Dude looks so much like Charlie, almost though it was an always sunny cut!
Just wear cowboy boots and pack them full of shooters. Fireball passes metal detectors and is cheap as hell.
There's something about the way the lettuce moves on the piece of bread he takes off at the beginning that made me think there was a turtle in there...
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to find the comment. Until the flask appeared I thought the video had to do with the turtle that gets removed at the start. And even then I thought, ok, so there's a flask, but what the hell happened to the turtle?
Same wtf is it
I thought it was frog legs wiggling.
Yeah I also thought there was a large insect or small animal there at first. Almost missed the actual unexpected part because I couldn’t figure out what I was looking at.
Yes, I thought there was a rat stuck in there!
Agree 💯
Dumping all the sandwich parts around him like that? Would have been better to rubber band the bread around it and pretend he was slowly eating it instead of drinking it.
Ever been to a baseball game? Food on the ground isn't all that uncommon. What with peanuts being a big baseball snack and all.
Fucking amatuer...
Flasks always seemed silly small to me.. shit, my homies would drink a few Four Lokos and/or a bottle of fortified wine just before walking into the ballpark , rather than sneak a couple sips worth of whiskey from a flask
I've found both works best- drink a bunch before entering then maintain the buzz inside. Nothing sucks more than losing a buzz and gaining a headache before the game/show/concert is over
A flask typically holds 5 shots of alcohol. Four lokos are bigger but their alcohol content is way lower than something like whiskey. Depends on what you're looking for. Personally, I'm with you, i like bigger drinks with lower alcohol content so i can session.
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This guy is already pretty hammered. This is his maintenance flask
That’s why you fill them up with high-octane rum or everclear, and then sip it neat or reconstitute it with stadium water/coke, depending on how much of a degenerate you are. That’s an easy 10-12 drinks per flask right there.
We do both. Pregame in the lot then bring in a flask.
You don’t know how alcohol works lmao
Stage 5 alcoholic lol
More like someone who doesn’t want to pay for an overpriced, mid strength beer
Those are rookie numbers
Just like mama used to make.
That's an alcoholwich
He couldn’t just keep it in his pocket? Or put it in his shirt? Or just dump it into a water bottle?
When you go to a baseball game or something you cant bring in outside alcohol, so people get creative on how to bring it in past security since some places let you bring in food as long as it fits in a clear plastic bag. The last two times I went to one, 1. I saw one girl keep little tube shots of something and they were hidden to look like tampons. 2. a guy had a gallon bag of spaghetti.
Seems staged or a little unnecessary. I always just wear a big metal belt buckle and tuck my flask in the front of my pants.
Most stadiums have metal detectors. That makes it hard to hide the flask on you but easy to hide in the middle of a sandwich.
Alcoholism sandwich
This has a very Australia vibe to it
Looks like a cricket ground to me so would need to drink
I think that’s actually a Rye for Help
Haha Australia for sure
Genius and sad at the same time. LOL
Ah the ol Liver Failure on Rye.
Sad
It’s cheaper than drinking the over priced and watered down beer that they sell. No different to what anybody else does.
Lmao he's like hey ya caught me
What a nonsense thing to do. Just sneak it in in your underwear band. So many extra steps and wasted time. This is dumb.
This is more fun
Liquid lunch
Whisky club
Bacon, agave and tomato
Or you could just put a plastic bottle under your belt moron. Now we get to read all these comments about how clever he is
Back in ‘03 my friend did this exact same thing, but with weed. On a plane. To Sweden.
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Some effort when you could literally stick it down your boxers and walk in?
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That’s called a “drinking problem sandwich”
BLT Bacon lettuce tequila
This dude is a legion lol🤣👌🏽
Real men of genius.
A kind of sandwich a man prepares.
I went to UT Knoxville which is a dry campus. I knew a chick in college that had a bra she would wear to football games that you would fill up with liquid and it had a little hose attached. Which meant the amount of drunk I was was inversely proportional to how big her tits were.
SCG?
He should have packed a footlong
That's the the SCG. Dude's going to cricket. Not smuggling alcohol to cricket games is un Australia.
As a former security guard at football games, pro and college, I've seen a hundred different ways to smuggle booze into the games. This one takes the prize.
That’s what you call a cheeky sandwich
Gentlemen Sandwich.
Best lunch ever sandwich
Ninja flask hidden sandwich jutsu
It was the hidden valley rye
Nice
The best kind.
Keep on feathering brother
lmao well played!
The good kind.
My favorite kind
Liquid lunch.
Drink fresh.
Oh snap! That’s my kind of sandwich, that’s what it is. Also, it saves him a months wages by not purchasing overpriced booze
genius!
A flaskdwich!
Gross get the lettuce off of it
That sir is a DooDoo sandwich 🥪 🙏
clearly a sloppy joe
I’ll take a Vodka and pastrami please. Oh geez and no Mayo, of course.
My favorite kind! 😋
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Looks vegan
That’s a good Fckn sandwich
Bourbon, Lettuce, Tomato on Wheat
Yo homie, could I get a swig of your sandwich.
Not all heroes wear capes
Sadness with heavy Lett.....that's a classy sandwich if you ask me
He totally wanted to get caught 😅
Theee best kind! Lol
The best kind
My favorite kind
A good one
Double rye!
A man of class I see
The best sandwich ever
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well played! 🥃
Sensational
Reminds me of the time my friends smuggled a bottle of tequila into a music festival using a hollowed out loaf of bread.
Meat lovers my favorite
Mead lovers
madlads
Ha ha ha. That's a plain veggieflask sandwich
Hydraulic sandwich.
Plot twist: it's just water.
Genius!
Was that a blunt or a worm on the spinachi?
My man!
Oh yea babe
An I know someone sandwich
Nark
My man
Can we be best friends?
Whisky business
Alcoholics are a clever bunch.
“He just smiled and gave me a drink of his Vegemite sandwich…”
Where beer does flow and men chunder..
Was that a spider or something waiving hands when he opened the sandwich?
Respect
American Sandwich
This is so great
That's my kind of sandwich!
“ Get in the sandwich Adrian!”
That’s a genius sandwich
That was a flask of booze hidden inside a sandwhich!
They will now
Alcoholic sandwich
The best kind of sandwich
It’s a liquor sandwich, Randy!!
Spinach with sliced of Charcoal
Venues not allowing you to bring your own food/drinks always seems super sketch to me because they're definitely doing it to sell you the same stuff for something like a 400% markup