Only 3 people on here have ever said I’m too short. Around 90% of my matches all turned out to be cool, so I see it as a definite benefit now, and a filter to weed out the bad ones.
There isn’t a height requirement to order from the kids menu. Sometimes there is an age requirement, so the joke is not funny because it doesn’t make sense.
from a woman’s perspective - i instinctively tend to swipe left on people who have a group or family photo as their first pic, as do most of my girl friends. just so you know!
Dude… wouldn’t have noticed the disability had you not mentioned it. Nonetheless, gotta love yourself first… looking good and like you have some good peeps around you.
You’re the second person who has said that exact statement to me! It really shocked me as it was definitely more of a mental hurdle than anything. Thank you so much!!
Idk how you didn’t notice , look at the way he’s standing, look at his face , I’m not being rude I’m just saying it’s noticeable. Good on him for going on tinder tho
I see my height as an automatic filter, so most of the girls who i matched with on here all turned out to be pretty cool people with an actual personality, so in a way, I couldn’t ask for anything better.
Short dude here bro. It’s definitely a hurdle with our society, but something clicked for me the other day… I always knew that my height naturally grabs peoples attention immediately, only I had attached society’s negative connotation to myself, and then I realized… wait, I naturally get attention. Why the fuck am I not using that to my advantage? Easier said than done of course but I’m getting there. Totally stealing your kids menu line too! Good luck my man!
Totally true, I live in a city that is known for being absolutely terrible for singles (bottom 10 type terrible) so there’s almost no where for me to go but hopefully I get to go to the city I want (Orlando) because I know for a fact that tons of my favorite bands always pass through there while on tour so that would absolutely get me out there and having the time of my life
You are very up my alley! I wish we lived closer ♡ I love short men because I'm short and they like hover over on me, makes me nervous. You seem so sweet and down to earth too. I'm e-crushing on you, king 👑
I don’t know if he has the same relationship issues as me, but I can definitely pull. I just can’t get them to stay past the next day or so. Stings after a decent/good conversation and feeling something of a connection, but better the next day than a few months down the line
I don’t doubt he was, I can definitely see it. I myself knew almost my entire graduating class in high class, and could’ve maybe won prom king if I was more active/friendly as I was (and probably should’ve been)
It’s actually not my dad lol. It’s my grandfather from my mom’s side of the family. That day was actually the first time me and my cousins had all been together for the first in nearly a decade (issues prevented me from being able to see them), and it was the last time I saw him before he passed, so I’m forever thankful for this photo.
i respect your opinion, that’s for sure. But I just have to see it as me finally realizing something about me is ultimately uncontrollable and that I had to learn to accept it no matter what. How people chose to react and what they ultimately commented was of their own decision
Okay, feel free to have your own opinion, I respect it whether I agree with it or not. That photo means a lot to me personally so I’ll definitely be keeping it whether it’s what’s considered a good profile picture or not
Didn't even notice, I had to go back and look after reading what you wrote. Good luck with the OLD. Shit is BRUTAL. So don't take anything personally, ever.
I actually have. Can’t say I’ve had any luck, but I actually try with my responses, so it’s ultimately up to the other person. The only luck I ever actually had on there was a “date” with a girl (she only went because she couldn’t go the previous day, but we did see Spider-Man: into the spider verse, which I absolutely loved so it was a great day in my book regardless)
Funny thing is that my last name is really close to Bieber, so you can only imagine how 4th-6th grade went for me. Even funnier is that I had a PE coach named Coach Bieber
What’s your dream show? Mine already happened and I missed it sadly, but it was the wonder years/spanish love songs/origami angel. Pretty sure I would’ve fainted from pure joy
Ngl this brought a tear to my eye. It seems like you have a really positive outlook and amazing family, any potential partner would be lucky to have you!
Thank you so much! I’ve survived a ton of bad stuff so I feel it would just be wrong to not at least try and be positive, especially during those down moments in life
I’m not sure which one is you and I’m not seeing anything that makes anyone stand apart from being worthy of a date on tinder except the underage kids.
Congrats on actually being somebody who can call themselves short instead of being an insecure average person. But seriously good luck, seems like you’re a funny guy which helps, tinder can be a shallow place so if you’re looking for long term relationships I’d try some dating sites like OkCupid too
I feel like any site can/will be more shallow towards me simply because of my short stature and not even give me the time of day, but I’m sure there’s ones out there that certainly will
You're the same height as me :) it's not so bad down here, you don't have to duck to walk under trees or to open cupboards. And in the supermarket, someone more adequately sized will help you to reach the top shelf.
The ones I know the most apart are easily Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, as I did an entire project on the Columbine Massacre for my American history class in college. How about you?
Hell yeah Justin power to ya. We shouldn't let our disabilities hold us back if anything it's what makes us unique. I know the feeling maybe not the same way but I always wished I was normal since I have adhd I don't know how it feels to be able to relax and not stress over everything. In the end instead of wishing it was gone I embraced it same as you and honestly I've been doing better mentally
It’s not apart of you, but “a part” of you. A common mixup, but you don’t want to be saying the opposite of what you actually mean. And you have nothing to be ashamed of. Love your style too.
The kids menu 💀💀💀
Only 3 people on here have ever said I’m too short. Around 90% of my matches all turned out to be cool, so I see it as a definite benefit now, and a filter to weed out the bad ones.
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That's great, however you should reconsider your first picture. It's better to have a nice looking picture of just yourself as the first one
This! Put group pictures last
That’s kids menu comment is comedy gold. That’s a bar there lol
I was trying to decide between kids menu or kids clothes LOL. Both are a definite benefit
OP's got jokes and these shawties about to get at him like an all you can eat buffet.
Besides that if they ever finds themselves on the run the trackers are going to be confused. Win win to me.
Absolutely. I'd take that sense of humor over a 6 ft lookin ass any day
There isn’t a height requirement to order from the kids menu. Sometimes there is an age requirement, so the joke is not funny because it doesn’t make sense.
from a woman’s perspective - i instinctively tend to swipe left on people who have a group or family photo as their first pic, as do most of my girl friends. just so you know!
Same, if I'm trying to figure out who the profile belongs to then it's not usually a good sign.
Dude… wouldn’t have noticed the disability had you not mentioned it. Nonetheless, gotta love yourself first… looking good and like you have some good peeps around you.
You’re the second person who has said that exact statement to me! It really shocked me as it was definitely more of a mental hurdle than anything. Thank you so much!!
Idk how you didn’t notice , look at the way he’s standing, look at his face , I’m not being rude I’m just saying it’s noticeable. Good on him for going on tinder tho
I was legit confused and had to stare at this picture and read all the comments to get it. You're all cuties.
Lol thank you!!!
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I see my height as an automatic filter, so most of the girls who i matched with on here all turned out to be pretty cool people with an actual personality, so in a way, I couldn’t ask for anything better.
Absolutely brutal dude
who am I dating here ? there's a spread from nope illegal to gramps and I have no idea who you are
He's the guy next to the old man and the kid
Op just showcased this one from his bio just to give potential matches an idea of his height. From what I’m seeing he has more pictures than this one.
Own who you are and don't let anybody put you down. Love your Vans and they're the same ones I was looking at getting for my brother
Oh definitely. Been through at least 3-4 pairs of those
Short dude here bro. It’s definitely a hurdle with our society, but something clicked for me the other day… I always knew that my height naturally grabs peoples attention immediately, only I had attached society’s negative connotation to myself, and then I realized… wait, I naturally get attention. Why the fuck am I not using that to my advantage? Easier said than done of course but I’m getting there. Totally stealing your kids menu line too! Good luck my man!
Totally true, I live in a city that is known for being absolutely terrible for singles (bottom 10 type terrible) so there’s almost no where for me to go but hopefully I get to go to the city I want (Orlando) because I know for a fact that tons of my favorite bands always pass through there while on tour so that would absolutely get me out there and having the time of my life
You lookin fly brooo🔥🔥 that shirt is dope
You are very up my alley! I wish we lived closer ♡ I love short men because I'm short and they like hover over on me, makes me nervous. You seem so sweet and down to earth too. I'm e-crushing on you, king 👑
Lol thank you good person!!! <3
Don’t you have a fiancée? Talk about being shady
I knew this guy, similar disability as you. He pulled. Just act confident and treat people how you want to be treated. You'll do great.
I don’t know if he has the same relationship issues as me, but I can definitely pull. I just can’t get them to stay past the next day or so. Stings after a decent/good conversation and feeling something of a connection, but better the next day than a few months down the line
A guy with CP was one if the most popular guys in school. Just be you.
I don’t doubt he was, I can definitely see it. I myself knew almost my entire graduating class in high class, and could’ve maybe won prom king if I was more active/friendly as I was (and probably should’ve been)
Definitely lean into humor as hard as possible. You can use this one:
LOL I never even thought of that at all
If I ever want to date a whole family...
Definitely, rather have someone know me with all my imperfections than never know me at all
I assume that’s your dad. You look just like him. I love that. Seems like a lovely family
It’s actually not my dad lol. It’s my grandfather from my mom’s side of the family. That day was actually the first time me and my cousins had all been together for the first in nearly a decade (issues prevented me from being able to see them), and it was the last time I saw him before he passed, so I’m forever thankful for this photo.
I like the profile! It's funny!! <3
Thank you so much!! Humor gets me through everything in life
Do you have Arthrogryposis Multiplex Congenita
If that’s just another term for cerebral palsy, then yes
You've got the right attitude thsts for sure, but baiting sympathy karma is really cringe
i respect your opinion, that’s for sure. But I just have to see it as me finally realizing something about me is ultimately uncontrollable and that I had to learn to accept it no matter what. How people chose to react and what they ultimately commented was of their own decision
You dropped this king 👑
Thank you!! You dropped your own crown as well
You're the one in the middle? This isn't about the height anymore, you look like child
Well technically, I could still fit into really small clothes, so you’re not all that wrong
Please get rid of the family photo shit is cringe.
Okay, feel free to have your own opinion, I respect it whether I agree with it or not. That photo means a lot to me personally so I’ll definitely be keeping it whether it’s what’s considered a good profile picture or not
Funny and handsome!
Didn't even notice, I had to go back and look after reading what you wrote. Good luck with the OLD. Shit is BRUTAL. So don't take anything personally, ever.
Great sense of humor! Another attribute 😊
Fuck yeah man, go get ‘em
Gettin after it
go off king 🤝
You'll be fine man
You look cool bro. With a personality like that , i hope you get a lot of good matches. I loved the kids menu comment. Thanks for the laugh!
Of course! It was definitely my pleasure
That’s good you’re embracing and loving yourself bro keep going
Oh yes please do, but I’ve never had great luck on Tinder. Have you ever tried Hinge?
I actually have. Can’t say I’ve had any luck, but I actually try with my responses, so it’s ultimately up to the other person. The only luck I ever actually had on there was a “date” with a girl (she only went because she couldn’t go the previous day, but we did see Spider-Man: into the spider verse, which I absolutely loved so it was a great day in my book regardless)
you’re the man Justin! we all love and support u dude keep it going!
Thank you so much!!! I never ever thought i would get this much love, but you have no idea how much it really means to me
Go off then my man😤
The name Justin is the best name ever. You’ll slay ass on that alone.
Funny thing is that my last name is really close to Bieber, so you can only imagine how 4th-6th grade went for me. Even funnier is that I had a PE coach named Coach Bieber
Fuck yeah! Pop Punk!
What’s your dream show? Mine already happened and I missed it sadly, but it was the wonder years/spanish love songs/origami angel. Pretty sure I would’ve fainted from pure joy
is that Malcolm McDowell?
Had to look up who that was but I definitely do see the similarities
Hell yeah King!!! 😎
Love the kids menu joke! Keep killin' em king 👑
I'm assuming you're the guy in the pin up shirt, right? The older man in the photo looks like Hank Hill's dad.
Lol yeah that’s me lol. I wonder if he was ever told that
You go king! You will find love ❤️
Ngl this brought a tear to my eye. It seems like you have a really positive outlook and amazing family, any potential partner would be lucky to have you!
Thank you so much! I’ve survived a ton of bad stuff so I feel it would just be wrong to not at least try and be positive, especially during those down moments in life
Who are you in pic
I've found hinge is better than tinder
Holy midgets
I just came here to give you the first Reddit award I've ever given. Thank you for posting this!
Glad you have had your ah haa moment. Everything about you is whom you are. Self love teaches others how to love you.
Definitely. I’m so shocked this post has exploded the way it has, but I’m really glad it has, people need to have positivity especially in these times
Punk rock is the best music IMO, and you’re cool
Good for you man! I think a solo pic would probably be better as your main picture, kids menu joke is gold haha
I’m not sure which one is you and I’m not seeing anything that makes anyone stand apart from being worthy of a date on tinder except the underage kids.
Sheesh here come the inevitable mean comments LOL
A part*
Dude is hitting the stanky leg
This actually made me LOL
had to double check this wasn’t
I’ve been wanting to post myself there. Maybe tonight to bring myself back down to earth lol
You look hella cute. Good luck on your love story
Congrats on actually being somebody who can call themselves short instead of being an insecure average person. But seriously good luck, seems like you’re a funny guy which helps, tinder can be a shallow place so if you’re looking for long term relationships I’d try some dating sites like OkCupid too
I feel like any site can/will be more shallow towards me simply because of my short stature and not even give me the time of day, but I’m sure there’s ones out there that certainly will
Which one are you in the pic?
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thank you so much!!
He likes pop punk AND true crime AND he's funny...
bro.. he’s as rare as a shiny Pokémon..
You seem to have a happy family there and great humor! Gods speed my Friend!
Thank you so much!! Same to you!
it’s over for you why waste time on tinder you are ruining your self
Excuse me, you seem to have dropped this, 👑
Cool, self awareness and all, but it's kinda like a rule on Tinder to avoid group picks. Besides the tittle I legit couldn't know who you are
Dude your fine, love is love and if there is someone out there for you they’ll wait.
I think you should use a solo photo vs. Group. Own the height.
You're the same height as me :) it's not so bad down here, you don't have to duck to walk under trees or to open cupboards. And in the supermarket, someone more adequately sized will help you to reach the top shelf.
Your sense of humor gives you atleast 1 feet extra. However, you still be 5'11" which is short. You seem to never win.
Pop punk, horror, true crime? Hell yeah! Good luck dude!! You’ve got some awesome hobbies!
Thank you so much!!!
I really like your style. Looking super fly.
As a lover of horror and true crime, def. swipe right. Have a favorite serial killer?
The ones I know the most apart are easily Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, as I did an entire project on the Columbine Massacre for my American history class in college. How about you?
Good on you.
Yeah man, most of us have things we don't like about ourselves that we can't change. And there's really nothing to do but own it. Head up king.
Hell yeah Justin power to ya. We shouldn't let our disabilities hold us back if anything it's what makes us unique. I know the feeling maybe not the same way but I always wished I was normal since I have adhd I don't know how it feels to be able to relax and not stress over everything. In the end instead of wishing it was gone I embraced it same as you and honestly I've been doing better mentally
It seems like your only disability is your Abercrombie shirt. You aren’t that short.
Depends on which you think I ask. My shirt is actually a band tee lol
Looks like cp? No one cares dude, especially the quality people you deserve.
You go king 👑
It’s not apart of you, but “a part” of you. A common mixup, but you don’t want to be saying the opposite of what you actually mean. And you have nothing to be ashamed of. Love your style too.
Do the stanky leg
That self depreciation humor tho :)
Bro. Hit them with the “Not from the west coast, but I got the crip walk on lock.”
Omg I’m totally gonna use that
Ur humour is on top fam
Fuck yeah king!!!!
I love this - you’re awesome dude!
love the personality bro, makes me want to be your best friend lol good luck out there man, you've got more mojo than most dudes I know
❤️❤️❤️
Someone out there is going to be lucky to have you in their life one day mate.
You go dude, dont let anyone put out that fire you got.
Yea I’d fuck ya
Is that Maria Sofia ?
might be a dumb question but are you the person with the top less lady or the tiger on their shirt?
Lol, the lady on the bike
Top class attitude, good luck out there
Own it bro - best thing you can do for yourself is love every bit of yourself. If you can’t do that, how can you expect some one else?
Damn momma must’ve drank when she was pregnant with most of these kids
Momma is an awful person, but at least I turned out really good in comparison