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So not only is organized bankruptcy via “special” consultants and naked shorting a thing but relisting delisted companies for the sake of more naked shorting? They’re double dipping the infinite dip and at this point I’m both unsurprised and infuriated. Imagine SOL Global helping an elderly person who’s fallen onto the ground only to Spartan kick them back down. Same fucking thing.

while betting that the elderly person would get spartan kicked by someone(who knows it could be anyone) after they helped pick them up

Their black cherry soda was bomb. Don't see it around anymore. Guess I know why now.

Guess I know now why all my favorite products aren't around anymore...

World market

Fascinating.

actually that's a great way to put it...triple dipping...puts it better into words than I can

Your username reads like Jim Carrey controlling Steve Carell in Bruce Almighty

It’s exactly what they are and have been doing for years, they call themselves “merger and acquisition managers” to hide their crime under an unsuspecting name. I fucking hate them.

as well as taking their market share

Great read! Love me some Jones. Now I can go to sleep angry

Any brand that competes with big soda (KO, PEP, KDP) gets cellar boxed into oblivion. Large financial institutions have huge ownership in these brands, and want them to maintain their dominance. That's why National Beverage Corporation $FIZZ is one of the stocks that exploded last January. Their La Croix brand was eating into big sodas margins. If La Croix disappears in a couple years, you know why.

holyyyy you're right...didnt even realize FIZZ and la Croix were related like that

I'm here for the soda.

It had hunks of gooey shit floating in it. No one wants that. We want Jolt cola back!!

Jones Soda. Wow. This was a great read. THANK YOU for the Jones Soda patent info. DD or not that’s just good content.

seriously! patent stuff was cool but didnt realize id be on a jones soda rabbit hole haha def a throwback

Upvote………because length and images.

wish I could pack more girth in too

This is crazy. Makes me wonder what kind of magical utopian future we missed out on because of these parasites sabotaging every good company for the last God knows how many years.

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LJC! and damn I missed this part of your post first time read it:

Maybe the RC's McDonald ice creams in early 2021 was about Simply Mac bc how tied to GME it was in the past. Maybe deserves a more look into it? I don't like loose links like that but something in me rang a bell when I read Simple Mac's name and remembered about RC's tweets.

BBB has a lot of Real estate

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Oh holy shit. Lot to unpack here. Appreciate you taking the time. Love the smell of fresh DD in the morning

ty fam for reading! hope its a good read along with your morning coffee (or tea!)

Jones Soda is still around, same ticker. OTC now, stock is sub-$1. (I've held shares of Jones for quite some time. Absolutely love their soda!)

Once MOASS happens hopefully you can buy them out and keep them around.

Holy hell what a write up. How do we get this in the DD library:

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This link is good for this thread.

ooo good point! from there:

(Not GME related, but) I believe SOL owns the cannabis company that Jones is trying to partner with for CBD sodas. SOL backed out once, but gained more ownership as a sign of good faith. If I remember correctly they also signed a "letter of intent to create a plan". This should be on the earnings call for Q4 '21. I didn't hear about the BO offer in April, I stopped trading it in March when it dropped irrationally.

As a heads up, this could be closer to "Possible DD" based on the "impact" of the findings, so can lmk if should change accordingly!

Wow this is big! Good work. Hope more eyes can see this.

Every day I learn that cunts are making money from holding back the human race and exploiting the things that give us some small solace from the fucking agony of being held back.

Saving to read myself to sleep. Thanks!

get some rest bby...memba MOASS is tomorrow...

Hello! I read your post yesterday and today SIMPQ is up to $.45 from $.02. Awesome write up! Just wanted to point out to you that you are onto something here!

Wait $0.45? When was this?

These posts are why I hodl. Great work

Bro fuck SOL Global, leave Jones Soda alone. I remember drinking that. Their formulation slaps coca cola in right in the testies. Its simply a better product. It did command quite a price premium over coke but it tasted way better.

Try removing all GME references and post it in the antiwork sub

Report this to the SEC enjoy your millions in whistleblower payout

$SIMPQ went up like 28,000% today lol wtf

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happy cake day btw!

Nice DD OP, can’t believe shorts are responsible for the death of another favorite brand from childhood

Shit outta luck Global

This is making me thirsty for a Jones soda. Green apple.

Too Big to Fail vs Too Big must Fail

Ok wow that’s interesting! Finally some worthwhile DD. Thanks for the post OP!

I remember this drink. That stuff was class.

Wow fantastic write up! You have a natural way with words that makes it easy to read and understand, and I super appreciate that you paste the link and text for whatever you are referencing.

Patents WERE great, they were filed in 2002 and therefore expire this year.

ooo any idea where it says the expiration on them? Im not familiar with patent law and couldnt find when they expired!

Beeboops for 👀 +1

it's unbelievable your posts haven't gained more traction - or, rather, it makes a shitton of sense since they're uncovering the types of things that a lot of people would much prefer to stay buried.

This seems important. I will look into this as well. Good job 🦧

Their Vanilla cola is epic

Glad am not the only Ape in Lawrence ks. Great DD

Honestly this is where I start liking China because if you are just going to suppress progress by bankrupting companies and stifling innovative IP then someone else might as well swipe it and use it without your consent and make bank on it. The SHFs win in the short timeline but in the large scale one the country will fall behind as IP costing 1000x is stolen for 1x. The more endangered a country is the more valuable its population when it comes crying back for support.

Holy shit

Great, now I'm thirsty!

Holy shit I remember the first time I had a jones. I was a kid and I loved them never thought I’d see that name pop up here

Great read....didnt understand a lot of it but very well written....where i got to parts that i didnt understand my simple knuckledragging brain decyphered extreme fuckery.... many thanks for taking the effort to research this and finally crash it all out..!

Backed up by ape historian

wow. we need some idiosyncratic chemotherapy in here

This is mental Illness

Lol i worked at a Sears essentials in 2005 until late 2007 as a teen. I specifically worked in the pantry. I remember jones soda from that time and it was kinda 🔥. This is clearly a sign from morpheus that i should continue to hold. Gotta say this simmy is getting wild but simmy is confirmed

I'd not have thought I'd be reading about Jones soda after seeing your comment on expensive twos post.

I’m a Simp for RC

I used to love jones soda! I wondered where it went. The blueberry lemonade absolutely slapped.

Idk why but Jones soda reminds me of “O.K.” Soda. Anyone remember O.K.?

Wut doin Reddit?? Why is the top comment showing unavailable?

this is the loop of America - we r going 2 c many take down/ take overs in the coming years

Some say the DD is done. And then people like OP come and post research like this 🤯

What the hell. I always wondered what happened to Jones soda. I used to see them at grocery stores and then no longer.

Too much text and too little straight to point. You need to improve the delivery and make it more sharp. It feels like you repeat the same things 5 times.

fair enough! which parts did you feel I repeated too often?

Ook ook 🦍💪

What does it all mean, Basil?

Koss Bluetooth headphones: does Koss also receive royalties from Bluetooth speakers? It would appear they leveraged an existing "prior art" in Bluetooth tech.

no idea! but that would be an interesting rabbit hole hopefully I can dig into more later

Thanks for the DD! I am fascinated by how this organized crime works. So much is surfacing....and we have a long way to go....but I see a more beautiful world ahead. <3

This was a fantastic read. My favorite highlight was "twatwarbles"

FUCKING A BRO

So Apple is

That's Gina Darling's face on the soda.

I am gonna go back to working at Wendy’s and wait for MOASS.

Wow. Great write up. Thank you.

thank you for your autism, OP.

Huge fan of Jones Soda and wish that RC would buy them as the exclusive drink for GS.

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soooooo, buy jones soda stock?

Put in a buy for Jones soda for shits and giggles. Only half went through. Is that normal?

Nevermind, remainder of the purchase went through. It was just hella delayed.

the only thing you have right about koss is inventing the stereo headphones in the late 50's everything else is wrong

sure that's fair! which parts did you want me to check/recheck/clarify?