Come to my window

Crawl inside

I'm not falling for that,

Come on inside

If you're a man, choose gay sex! You can't accidentally impregnate a woman who will be forced to carry it and force you to pay child support!

Just get a vasectomy, will come in handy when they ban condoms

Jokes on you. I shoot blanks.

Do it before they get back the sodomy laws…

Waaaaay ahead of ya pal

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just stick to oral!

It is also more enjoyable, just like lesbian sex

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well you better do it now bc they're coming for contraception and same sex unions next

Its ok. We're just roommates. 😉

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Better do it now before the fucking Supreme Court turns back the last century of civil rights

"Ban gay marriage!"

They seem to forget what happened at places like Stonewall: you can’t oppress an angry minority who has had enough of your bullshit. Especially not when they are armed.

Stds are not exclusive to straight sex but other points still valid

OP is correct — not zero risk, but substantially lower than unprotected heterosexual sex (or between 2 men)

They didn't say zero risk, they said lower risk, which is correct.

Much, much lower risk between WLW than other sexual pairings (MLM, hetero)

False. OP's statement is verifiably true.

its about how filthy u can go to catch std👍🏻

Forgoing sex altogether is another legit option. There are plenty of options for orgasms that don't require another person to be present.

There's been a real buzz around town.

This is the path I've chosen.

They can come in pretty handy

Or you could find a partner who uses their head.

Redditors: my time has come

You think toys aren't going to get banned??

Conservative men: Yes, We've succesfully made sex riskier for women!

City 17

NotSoShittyLifeProTips

It is shitty because not every women feel attracted to women

“You’ll have a much lower risk of getting pregnant”

Republicans: “Well that backfired.”

If only... Straight women are the real proof that sexuality isn't a choice.

Until it's illegal as well.

How is this a shitty life pro tip. This is just facts

Cos the states that will ban abortions aren’t welcoming to lesbians neither

Unless you're like me and want to but can't.

If only it worked that way (sigh).

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It's not a shitty life pro tip. And you have a much better chance of actually having an orgasm!

And not needing an abortion. Women should just stop having sex with men altogether in protest.

Yeah because its not like men have fingers, hands and mouths is it?..or access to penis shaped strap ons..oh wait..

And stay well away from old white republican perverts.

Careful. The first time lesbians have sex they move in together.

You know what they bring on their second date? A U-Haul.

this is

much more enjoyable because women actually know and care about whats going on down there. you dont know how many straight men ive talked to dont even know where the cl!t is.

Or no sex at all.

aaaaaaacccccccce

Sad but true

This is just a good tip bruh lmao

This isn’t a shitty life pro tip , it’s a pro tip for a serious situation

That sounds more like regular Life Pro Tip

Serious response here:

Not a shitty tip - 1

Actually not a SLPT for once

This isn’t an slpt at all in fact it should go on lpt

Not a shitty life pro tip, ugh if it were a choice I would make it.

I just married my husband yesterday. VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

Finna get me a permanent roommate who takes trips with me everywhere and sometimes shares my bed. Just bestie things!

Lesbian here can confirm

Lmao. So I'm not gay (but hey I could end up being gay one day, who the hell knows), and I've actually thought this as a reason why I should try dating a girl. Dating guys has not worked out for me so far so if the opportunity presented itself one day to try dating a girl maybe I would.

As the old adage goes: why die wondering?

Dont look up the domestic violence stats for lesbian relationships.

You ‘beat me’ to it.

In general, I think I remember reading that same sex relationship stats are pretty bad in this regard

That's hot tho

Ah yes the being gay is a choice gang have arrived right on time.

How is this shitty? Seems pretty legit to me. (Admittedly, not a woman.)

Why is this a SLPT? Pop it in the LPT folder!

Also lower chance of being killed by your lover!

Easier said than done. My life would probably be a lot easier if I enjoyed fucking women but it’s just too weird. I love Dick, always have, always will.

sad male noises

you can practice by masturbating before you get down with someone else

I don’t think this is a SLPT.

Jokes on you. I shoot blanks.

This really is a shittylifetip. Sexuality is far more complex than a choice.

Happy Pride!

Oh so it IS a choice now lol

We're in shitty life pro tips lmao, this pro tip is shitty because it ISN'T a choice

Or just go straight up butt sex exclusively.

I would if I could. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Nothing S about this LPT

I didn't know lesbianism was a choice. What a revelation...

It’s 2022 homie, everyone can get pregnant by everyone now. 🫃🏻

Hmmmmm

Reportedly much more enjoyable according to what study?

Just ask a couple straight men any question about vaginal anatomy, and then tell me if you think a high percentage of them know how to pleasure a woman.

This won't affect the stuffy white conservative old men like you think it will... just allies and piers. Do you though queen.

Or just make sure to use safe sex.

Most girls are like spaghetti anyway; straight till wet

Can confirm

I identify as a woman. And now I'm a lesbian. Does that solve the problem?

Isn't that just being straight with extra steps

I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.

but more more likely to be affected by domestic violence.

They said Lesbian, not cops.

Didn’t you know that lesbians can have a penis now?? Bigot!! /s

what do strap-ons have to do with anything

not shitty at all!

Unless that gets taken away too

I no longer will be involved romantically with woman for fear of pregnancy. Transgender woman on the other hand, howdy doo 👋

This is literally where this movement is going.

Only in this world would this not be seen as some type of degradation of homosexuality.

You can lend eachother toys!

There’s no lower risk of catching a STD

Not bad advice though!!!! 🤣

LUGz

Also scissoring.

I'm a man and I choose lesbian sex for the same reasons.

Protip: to help the environment choose all-natural lesbian sex.

I'd imagine they make the same sound the bananas make when I snap them off and take them home with me

Tastes like chicken

Or get a dildo

Nah! Why buy a plastic dick when you can get can get one attached to a loving human being for free?

N xd p. .... .m

I guess straight couples just go for anal sex now